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Deano???
i'll take that as a yes then
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Posted Jun 9, 2003 by DJR
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haha whatever! these are the easiest exams i have ever sat - and that includes SATS. we did a GCSE spec. geog paper which was the easiest geog exams i've sat in secondary school, while our foundation level german is a joke - i could have done it in yr8.
maths is utter p*ss - AS-Level my arse! GCSE was harder! and even that was p*ss.
lets not even describe the easiness of chemistry and french and biology.
although physics had some hard elements.
and english was p*ss thanks to some quality anotations!
so exam stress? not a chance - i get time off school - "study leave" - to go into town and p*ss about for 2 hours a day, and i get wednesday and friday off!
piece of p*ss.
do u need the loo or something 
if you get bad results i am going to laugh soooooooooo much
oh well you can both laugh at me in a month or 2 when i get my sats results 
Lol! "GCSE was harder"- Too true. Our maths teacher and my Dad both said it was a nasty paper this year. Oh well.
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Posted Jun 11, 2003 by DJR
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in the same way, fraeya, if i get gd results, i'll laugh!!!
i sincerly hope that the maths gcse paper will get a lot easier over the next 2 years then
Deano i know who you sound like now, you sound like my dad, and he sounds quite similar to my brother but u r more polite than my brother
this is my dad:
Just goes to show there is more than one sad muppet, or is it one sad muppet whose gone from country to country, homeless,and unloved. seeking the attention of a a boy with a nice smile and a weird hairstyle with a digitally enhanced voice. oh well back to work.
see he is your clone
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Posted Jun 12, 2003 by DJR
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yes fraeya. whatever you say. just down another shot of vodka.
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Posted Jun 12, 2003 by DJR
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to
your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking
them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman
who reported the numbers.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them. You make the best milk chocolate in the world.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they
are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you
have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them
again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A HINDU CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.
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Posted Jun 13, 2003 by Fraeya
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lol
where do you get this stuff deano?
and my dad IS your clone
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Posted Jun 13, 2003 by DJR
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as i've said before, every day i get jokes and other humour sent to me from 'sources' across the breadth of the Earth!
they are then filtered and edited and then the pick are posted here!
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Posted Jun 16, 2003 by Fraeya
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aren't we lucky
me and my stepmother have decided life would be much easier if we didnt have to eat...but much more boring
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Posted Jun 16, 2003 by DJR
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hmm, how very exciting for you!
Lol. I loved the cows thing, Deano. I'll have to see if I can get hold of the chicken one for you- it's really clever!
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Posted Jun 17, 2003 by Fraeya
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wow someone else has actually posted 8)
where has everyone been?????????/
yes not eating anything would be very exciting deano as would not breathing
chicken one sounds good
I'll try and get hold of it. It made me chuckle  .
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Posted Jun 18, 2003 by Fraeya
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Craig stop playing that
its very very annoying
no
really
no dont start again
LEARN SOME NEW ONES
?????????/
SOU GAN
no i did
shut up
yes
you've done that one before too
no
*sigh*
no it isnt
its not
no
mum has wierd taste in music
no
you dont even like music
music has a TUNE
you dont listen to that
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE TERRIBLE MUSIC
IS THIS Santana or nickelback
only it sounds the same
that would be why then
what sort of name is chad anyway
oh hes american isnt he
even worse
sos avril lavinge and she is also rubbish
u fancy her dont u
well half the boys in my do but they r right weirdos
u cant play the guitar
gareth is much better than u at it
hes got grade 8 in clasical and i think more modern stuff too
you're still rubbish
good night
no they arent
that was him
they broufght a frog in last ight
took it out though
*shudder*
ah much better
now if youd shut up it would be perfect
what r u on about
not that again
ha ha ha
wow a new one
8-O
yes
shall i post this
??????????????????
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Posted Jun 18, 2003 by Fraeya
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that was me talking to my brother who keeps playing his guitar very very badly behind me and then putting on this awful music and then he posted it
in case you're wondering why i dont just talk to him its mainly because you cant get a sane word out of him can you craig shut up
dont do that DO d-o'h ok happy now didnt think so y arent u happy then? yes i do you dont listen to music that has a tune that wasnt it
Fair enough.
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Posted Jun 20, 2003 by Fraeya
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lol
hes mad completly mad
and i am certainy not, in the slightest
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