I'd just like to pay tribute after the sad passing on of George Harrison. He was a wonderful man who made magical music. It makes me sad that so many people overlooked his music. He was a gentle, religious man, who led a laid back lifestyle, and wrote beautiful lyrics that could really move people.
George Harrison 1943 - 2001
WarsawIn the SummertimeHello, and welcome to my place.You are very welcome. Here in the world of Zarniwoop, nothing makes sense. It is a place ofrelaxation and meditation.
Where one can feel at peace with one's self. Release yourself from your avarage lifestyles and go to that higher place Do it with me now. OMM OMM
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany"
Well after that madness, welcome to my world. It is my mantra that everybody in the world should become Irish. Then the world would be a happier place, and there would be more beer to go around. There would also be no need for fashion, as everybody would start to seriously consider tweed. However, it would rain a lot, so everyone would need a personal umbrela. The main advatage would be that everybody would be jolly and spend most of their live's in bars.
So feel free to drop in, maybe play a game of cards, or quote the guide until
were old and gray. Remember, always have your towell handy.
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Hello and welcome to this wonderfully colourful page.We're in colour, man. WOW ! Doesn't this green just blow your mind ?page. Isn't it terrific This is a great day in the history of printingWe've freed words from the chains of drab monochrome and liberated them into exciting colour. Just look at the thousands of things to do.. You can alternate colours to make patterns in the sentences. What a boon for long passages of boring prose. Great isn't it !!!!
I hope now you have seen the light, here is a little information about myself. I am a quarter polish. To the members of H2G2 I am the mysterious being Old Uncle Zarniwoop. I am strange, wierd, and in need of a good home, and I have found myself one. My interests are foreign food, alcohol, particulary liqueur, books, and the cinema. All fantastic vices if you ask me. You can recognise me because I wear a verly long coat and a hat. My hat is magical. My mind is a swirling enigma of wierd and intulectual messages and images.
The Hitchhikers Guide was a insparational film to me, and is the one that got me interested in reading in the first place. I am very knowedgable and am always at your service. I also enjoy a good arguement and am an avid listener to Talksport Radio. You can tune into Talksport now on 1086 and 1053 medium wave, or go to their website now Go to Talksport Now !!!!.
On a lighter note. I am now a GURU and an ACE so please, ask me any questions you may have. I am also a member of the procrastinators club. So remember Rock ON. Welcome to my world
I am the Keeper of all the lost conversations on H2G2 that rarely or never get responded to. I encourage you that next time you come across a section of H2G2 that hasn't had a responce since last year. Post on it. Get your friends to post on it, and we can bring back to life a previously dead end on the H2G2 database.
I am also the Muse of Small Niggles. A small niggle is a problem that stays at the back of your mind and never goes away.
This message has been brought to you by Old Uncle Zarniwoop, high priest of Zarniwoop
"It comes down to a simple choice really. Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'"
Here are some of my favourite parts of the H2G2 comunity ... EnjoyAsk The CommunityAsk questions and host online debates and basicaly chat to the rest of the H2G2 universeThe GOO supporters society Become a member, or just hang about in the backgroung of choice for most H2G2 viewersThe H2G2's very own - The Post A very fine weekly publication, giving you todays news, last weeks news and all the hot topics that you expect from a lively place such as H2G2The Football Trivia Page Fun Fun Fun for the Footie Addict. Find the answers to mind expanding questions of football, get to twenty points and you win an anorack. The Fantasy Football Page For all you Fantasy Football needs !!. Even more exciting than the real thing. Predict the football results, be the next Nostradamus !!! The Virtual Supporters ClubThe Main Football pageThe Don't Panic Help SiteAs a Guru I feel a obligation to help those Researchers in need. I do this because I am willing to put something back.The List of Clubs and SocietiesYou will find one for everybody !! Find one for your friends, your family.The Lighthouse BarGo have a drink and leave me bee, at the best watering hole around. Its on a pirate ship !!!. I mean isn't that motivation enough ?The The Royal h2g2 Procrastinators SocietyIt is not laziness, it is an artformWhoamiA link to Whoami's researcher site, a truly magnificant human being !!GrayDesk GrayDesk, unfortuatly, is a Sheffield United supporter, but its the only blemish on his characterTheanthrope (formerly il viaggiatore) He's Half AmericanOrmondroyd !!Named after the former footballer, Ormy is obsessed with Bradford CityBluebottle Bluebottle has to be the most prolific writer on H2G2. Lover of the Isle Of Wight, has wrote many articles on the subject.# Please Leave your Message After The Beep !!...............Beep #