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This is the home page for vice-presidential candidate Dolores A. Webjello, running mate to The Celery. While at home, she likes to sit in her new refrigerator, on her nice goo-colored plate, and gently wobble.

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Official Bio

Stepping up to the challenge of filling the Vice-Presidential-Entity role, for the sound-minded and capable running of h2g2, is our charming and competent candidate, Ms. Dolores A. Webjello.

Ms. Webjello is a purely internet-based entity, spawning not from the locale of h2g2 only, but from web-applications worldwide. Recently acquitted of the wrongful web-connection-slowing, DNS-error and alabastering charges (the blame being rightfully placed on British Telecom and wonky server hard drives), and having successfully completed a refresher course in loyalty training at Crater Labs, Inc., Ms. Webjello has the connections, tact, experience and skill required to serve as a liason between the h2g2 Community and the lnternet as a whole, investigating and hopefully solving future page errors and access problems.

Ms. Webjello brings a strong personality and a record of -- ah -- experience to the campaign, making her a strong partner for The Celery. Both of them are committed to serving our community to the best of their ability.