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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391!
This post inspired me
"I'm sorry- i don't mean to be unkind, but this has to be the most boring and banal thread i've ever seen... i mean honestly.. what time is it ?!!!!
Come on guys.. a little imagination please.. i somehow don't think this is what DNA had in mind when he helped create this site...."
So I Have Been Inspired, To create the BORINGIST, LEAST INTERESTING THREAD ON H2G2!!!
NOTHING IMGINATIVE SILLY OR INVENTIVE! JUST BORING AND POINTLESS COMMENTS!
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by  (Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels.
Two bottles of single malt wisky, can, at the very least be said to cost an disproportiute amount of money in comparason to the effect..
But for if one was to consider the influence, on modurn culture of the neomarxixst writters of our time, then we could see yet in our sight a brighter future in which no culture needed to be distroyed because of some c**t called Mr Bush/President Blair.
Aside which, the current turn in teh global markets must be seen as a sign of impending global downturn in teh strength of our currency's, which leads us to the only prude conclusion of which is the answer that we all* know too well*** 
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by GreyDesk
You mistype "The". I've corrected it for you.
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by Stealth "Jack" Azathoth
That very kind of you Grey Desk...
I have a fondness for Cheese myself.
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by (Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels.
2Lb tomatos
1 pineapple (large),
1 PKT green beas
2 tblsps oil
1 oinoin
2 onions
3 onions
3 onions
1 me and don't foget that we must pay homage to the one true Bob
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by GreyDesk
Do the tomatoes have to be any specific type of tomato? Or will any old tomato do? And can it be just about a kilo of them, or is the Imperial measurement important here?
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by Who are you and what have you done with Gosho?
Cats should have four legs.
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by The Groob (Yawning in the face of adversity)
Couldn't decide what to have for breakfast this morning. I opened the cupboard and there were the frosties and the cheerios. Couldn't make up my mind so i had half and half. Couldn't decide whether to flood them in milk or have a little milk. I opened up the fridge and guess what? Only half a pint of milk left so I put it all on. Later I might go to the supermarket or the post office. Can't decide yet. I'll keep you posted.
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by FiedlersFizzle
There currently resides on my carpet a rather uniteresting and unvaried collection of fluff....
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by Researcher U197087
Roughly 30% of Ipswich librarians are really sexy. The other 70% are, not to put too fine a point on it, ropey as hell. I hope they don't see this.
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.
Just as the end of a bull market is marked by irrational exuberance, we're told the end of a bear market is a time of unremitting gloom, despair and morbidity: utter hopelessness and the revulsion of shares. How do you feel?
Liam.
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by Stealth "Jack" Azathoth
I may put some trousers on soon.
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by FiedlersFizzle
I've just had a bath but am yet to shave...
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by Stealth "Jack" Azathoth
I just scratched my back and will shortly do so again, just between the shoulder blades...
I now have trousers on.
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by Bishop Odo & Master B
Well, we hate to be spoilsports, but this is actually a lot more interesting than real threads.
B
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by Bishop Odo & Master B
Agh! Force of habit. We meant to sign that post "OB".
OB
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by Saturnine
Ah. Another case of researchers melting into one.
I am conscious.
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Posted Feb 1, 2003 by GreyDesk
I've got half a can of Diet Coke on my desk.
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