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Posted Nov 3, 2005 by Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al.
This is a board for all you crazy people out there. If you believe you are insane, then take our test. If you pass, and prove you are truly insane, then you may join us in our crazy chat! Mwahahahahahaha! 
Insanity Test
1. Do your teddies talk to you at night?
2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George?
3. Is your blankey out to get you?
4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good?
5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana?
6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms?
7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world?
8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom?
9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants?
And finally…
10. Do you believe you’re sane?
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 by Whats_ina_name
1. Do your teddies talk to you at night?
All the time
2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George?
I hug sheep!
3. Is your blankey out to get you?
How did you guess?
4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good?
Does anyone believe otherwise!
5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana?
Serveral times!
6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms?
Doesn't everyone have an imaginary firearm?
7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world?
Yes and I have proof!
8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom?
You mean it isn't?
9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants?
Yes just like superwoman
And finally…
10. Do you believe you’re sane?
Of course I'm sane
Did I pass ducky 
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 by Whats_ina_name
Do I get a badge?
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 by  (Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels.
1. Do your teddies talk to you at night?
useually all the time, less we've had a arguement  but we usually make up in a day or two 
2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George?
Yes, all the time, unless they're the sheep with heavy armuments and submachine guns, in which case I circle round them looking for their leader Georgette, and attempt to sign up to join forces with them.
3. Is your blankey out to get you?
I think so, but I cna't be sure, so its just careful careful as far as that goes...
4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good?
Well he isn isn't he?
5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana?
Frequently so, I used to live next to a river, and they'd go by with a great deal of regularity.
6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms?
yeh, sure do, I've a box of stickle bricks I stole off my younger brother just to make guns with!
7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world?
I've been a member of teh ASL for years, fighting against the evil little blighters, they're eerywehre you know? their beady little eyes follwoing me whereever I go .
8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom?
Well, it is isn't it?
9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants?
Only when I'm not wearing em on my head as a kind of hat.
And finally…
10. Do you believe you’re sane?
I'm as saine as the next person, ask my friend, the one true BoB
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 by Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al.
2legs you are.... officially insane as well, and you can't deny it!! Welcome to the club!
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 by (Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels.
Yea! yea! year! bear! beer!  hang on.... that is* good* isn't it? <boign> <boign> <boign> <boign>
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Posted Nov 5, 2005 by Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride
1. Do your teddies talk to you at night? no
2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George? no
3. Is your blankey out to get you? no
4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good? no
5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana? no
6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms? no
7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world? no
8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom? no
9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants? no
And finally…
10. Do you believe you’re sane? no
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Posted Nov 5, 2005 by Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al.
Wolfden, I am afraid you are the only sane one among us.
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Posted Nov 6, 2005 by Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al.
1. Do your teddies talk to you at night?
Yes! Especially the big purple bunny that sits on top of my wardrobe. Some times we like to stay up late and have pyjama parties!
2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George?
Yes!!! I like calling them other names as well such as Georgia, Georgina and Georgey!
3. Is your blankey out to get you?
No (it is but... but it's spying on me right now so i can't say yes... it might... attack... me... ahhhhhhh!!!)
4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good?
Hello? I wrote the quiz! Of course he is!!! And I can rhyme! hey hey!
5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana?
I see them frequently. Often at school during maths lessons. I think they haunt my maths teacher...
6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms?
Imaginary firearms rule! I love them! I love using them as well. Also during maths class...
7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world?
Yes, they're plotting how to kill Tony Blair right now. I can see them in my back garden now, playing with a noose and a flamethrower...
8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom?
It isn't?! 
9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants?
Yes! It's been my halloween costume ever since i was two! I also like to dance around my room with my underwear over my trousers, makes me feel more powerful and free, you know...?
And finally…
10. Do you believe you’re sane?
Yes. Why would you need to ask me that question? Of course i'm sane!
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Posted Nov 6, 2005 by Batty_ACE
1. Do your teddies talk to you at night?
yes but I choose to ignore them...
2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George?
They're called George??  I thought they were all named Arnold...
3. Is your blankey out to get you?
No..  but it does give me mean looks from time to time...
4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good?
I refuse to answer on the grounds that my boyfriend is an engineer at M$
5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana?
Actually yes... in most ports where there is sun and watersports.. they drag them behind boats to use tourists as  bait.
6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms?
No. I don't like firearms.. I think arms should all be flame-retardant.
7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world?
I do. This is why I have a killer attack chicken who chases them away. Killer attack chickens are the best protection against them.
8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom?
I thought it was that stuff they used in Exorcist movies.
9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants?
I knew I forgot something this morning.
10. Do you believe you’re sane?
I did once, but gave up that fantasy by popular request. 
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Posted Nov 6, 2005 by Batty_ACE
Woohoo!!!
*pops the cork on a bottle of  and puts on her  hat*
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Posted Nov 7, 2005 by Wilma Neanderthal
1. Do your teddies talk to you at night?
No, we meet at 5am for a conflab and "plan the day" meeting
2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George?
I live in the city so I called my son George and hug him and squeeze him and he's my surrogate sheep....
3. Is your blankey out to get you?
 the squirrels got my blankey.....
4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good?
... and he developed a microscopic minichip which is injected along with the vaccines in his global "altruistic" programme - and they are preprogrammed to go <kaboom> at a predesignated time - and the squirrels get to throw the switch. True.
5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana?
Hah! have you ever seen a floating banana split? Have you? huh? huh? Due to a condition called "floaters", I am in the company of one all the time my eyes are open...
6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms?
Redundant question, I was born in Beirut
7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world?
Didn't I say that in No.4? Yes I did.... True.
8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom?
Pea soup? Ohhh, you mean split pea soup!!
9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants?
Oh yeah! My padded one is my favourite earmuffs...
10. Do you believe you’re sane?
Well, of course I am!
Wilma
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Posted Nov 7, 2005 by Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al.
You're insane! Woo hoo!
Have some  and join the club!
What do you crazy people want to talk about to day?
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Posted Nov 7, 2005 by Wilma Neanderthal
Owh, Duckeyyyy!  with your and a bit of  and I'm ever so happy to be part of the Barking Mad Brigade at last
TeeHee
Wilma
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Posted Nov 7, 2005 by Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al.
Our club has five... nay six (?) members so far.
One day, i'll really have to count them.
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