Welcome to this Researcher's Journal. If you'd like to comment on anything they have written here, just click the relevant 'Discuss this Entry' button.

why can't bees be more paranoid?
May 19, 2007

Why can't bees be more paranoid? if only bees stopped buzzing, buzzing for a while,
developed a little paranoia, upskilled their bee lifestyle,
if they's only stop kami- kazi-ing, buzzing round spiders' webs,
then perhaps they'd become a little less:
dead

(C) carol ward 2007

(8 replies, Latest reply: Jun 26, 2007)

Gifts for the dying
Mar 20, 2007

Gifts for the dying

Even though:
he did not know me,
Or recognise me,
I took gifts,
Flowers,
Card,
Potted roses
Plant arrangements,
A new gold watch,
Oasis drink (his favourites)
Biscuits that he liked
His indifference did not dampen my zeal,
Rather it spurred me on:
I sent flowers

(8 replies, Latest reply: May 15, 2007)

A grrrr day
Mar 15, 2007

Sometimes things don't go my way.As I was about to write my Mother's Day card I noticed it was a birthday card, my son found his out to me, and that was also a birthday card. So why do they put them in the section marked "mother's day". I went off to town to change it but customer services was closed and a note said go to the till which I did and thenwhen it came to my turn the assistant said we're closed now. So I walked to the other side of town and bought two beautiful mother's day cards, one to send, one to lose, stopped off to drool in Marks Expensive and discovered I'd lost both of .
Then I come home to find a card that has dung beetles and cockroaches on it sent to me asking me to go out on a "jolly" with one of my best friends. This person caused me a near fatal injury last year and I had to go in hospital for an operation as a result of it. Rumours are getting back to me that it was my fault that she blames me for what she did to me ( A bit like a victim in a accident being to blame because they were there at the time)
Now were I to get in the car with her she would tell me to take resposibility for my own life. Somehow I know I wouldn't contain myself
yes I'm out of sorts

(7 replies, Latest reply: Mar 17, 2007)

Trios of llamas
Mar 12, 2007

A Llama's tale
Current mood: awake


I visited Shugborough Hall yesterday, the ancestral home of the late Lord Lichfield and found it closed; so you can imagine my delight when I bumped into three travelling llamas who were out taking the deserted Shugborough air, and a very good job they were making of it I might add.We exchanged pleasantries and went out separate ways. It left me wondering about how much llamas are getting about these days; one never knows when one will bump into one.

I find it most a- llarming

(6 replies, Latest reply: Mar 14, 2007)

Things that go whoosh in the night
Feb 22, 2007

I think you should know,
I'm inventing something completely new,
ideal for those on the go

It's a zoomerframe, and is like its sister,
the zimmer but it also time travels
and makes you feel thinner,

It can take you to wherever you wish to go,
any country any city on the earth,
from snow bound Antartic or New Mexico.

It's eco friendly, so..... anybody got any more ideas?
to be continued

(6 replies, Latest reply: Feb 24, 2007)