Yoohoo jacks Bit

Jacks state to day is... swinging to later

My life's goal is not to leave a mark("Its not as easy as you think") see!!!

i've been looking at this h2g2 thing and i've decided to stay for a while and investigate, as there more to this bit of the galaxy than first appears.

Thanks to Bethany ((2+4+7)*2)+7+9 = 42 as i'm not too good at maths

These are things that I like, not in order of preferance

• Tee shirts'n'jeans
• size 9 trainers or flipflops
• Glasses
• My New Bike
• A dog
• Pockets
• A Large Cup of EG Tea
• A Good Toaster
• Clean Underwear
• A large newspaper or book
• A pen or pencil
• Radio 2 or 4 and the Asian network
• My Brithday and its assoicated card with money
• Hiding, I'm very good at hiding
• My Tool Box
• My Crayons also my new paint box
• My Camera
• A Towel
• Car
• House
• misses
• friends
• Socks
• A hat
• A Beach or Wood
• Alcohol
• Sunshine
• My Anglepoise Lamp
• My feet
• Glasses, My Spare Pair
• My Computer
• My New Note Book and pencil
• Americans, As they allways make me smile
• Ozzytrailans, they make me smile too!

i'll be adding to this list later

And now the dislikes, these are not in order of any preferance

• Any type of authority
• Tight shoes
• The Clergy, dosen't matter which strain, the whole lot!
• Flip Top Pedal Bin's
• Public Service Anouncements
• Brifcases
• Smart asses
• Ill Fitting Teeth
• Marmite
• Ozzie Wine
• Brifcases
• Architect John Nash (1752-1835)
• Radio 1
• Dog's that fart and then blame you
• Family (Local Type)
• Christmass and the New Year
• Odd Bins
• TV Programmes
• CD Burners that don't burn
• C**P Software
• Computer Cables
• Computers That Smoke Then Blow up And Die
• Hope, any type of hope
• Happy people
• Her Next Door
• Family The Ones That Come Only At Christmass , Armed Only With A Smile, with no Food or Drink
• That Piece Of Fluff That gets Stuck In Your Belly Button
• Cutting My Toenails
• Anyone That Says "Why Don't You Grow Up"
• Sanctimonios traffic Wardens With Ill Fitting Uniforms
• Brithday Cards (The Type With No Money In Them)

And now the things that I really, really hate!

• My Bloody Pointless Circumcision
• Speed Cameras
• Being a machanic
• Those Speical People that Change....

Yours......... The Reverand Jack Russell


• Life can be very trying at times and it's one of those times, right now, this very instant. So i'm trying to relax here! Thank you!

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So the flames arrived and started its journey
6 Days Ago

I don't know about you bunt i'm all ready olymipic'ed out, of course its exciting, but now i'm bored of it all ready!

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Dr strangelove
Apr 10, 2012

WOOOHOO the best film ever is on the telly........................ Just sit back and enjoy

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Pete Cornish
Apr 8, 2012

i have invested in a Pete Cornish fuzz pedel, just one word "oooOOoooo"



and my crimson paint is really cool too

(1 reply, Latest reply: Apr 9, 2012)

Government Surveillance!
Apr 4, 2012

So i have been thinking about this British Goverenment thing............... monitoring us all in our digital age, we need a solution, The Post, a letter??

The Royal Mail might just work if we all start using letters, and the stamp price will come down too

(3 replies, Latest reply: Apr 6, 2012)

been up in the loft
Mar 19, 2012

well been looking for my old photo album, all throughout the house and then the last place is the loft, so up I go, taking a lead light with me, pokes my hand up through the loft hatch with the light and is scared Sh*t less, we have bats in the loft, so beautiful to see them flying, so after a moment I shut the loft hatch and will call someone in the morning about what to do about them hopes i hav'ent done too much damage


RJR

(9 replies, Latest reply: Apr 6, 2012)