Greetings, fellow Earthlings; I am honoured to have joined the ranks of "those who really KNOW" or do they I ask myself (well, someones got to and up till now it's been me.) It's time to change all that as I seem to have discovered an alternative universe that I always suspected existed!

Originally from Birmingham, but you could say I've been around a bit: Middle East, Africa, Pakistan, Greece; was living in Angoulême, South West France.Update: now in Co.Sligo, Ireland

Some of the other parts of hootoo you are likely to bump into us are:

• Writing for our newspaper the The Post, we write the Hootoo Home of Today
• Admiring the brilliant cartoons of Spimcoot
• and do say hi to Wowbagger
• If you need to know what Baby Doctors get up to say hello to Z
• He can also be found trying to catch this ..
• I can't too fast myself, which is why I'm quite often over at De Myelin Nation along with lots of others, do come and say hello, we don't bite (very often!)
• Hey I made it, despite everything - Survivor's Group

oh yes, I really DO make cheese boxes; if you ask me nicely I might tell you all about them!

Some of my favourite Smileys; now I've discovered how to do them! It's SO EASY!! If I can do it, anybody can!!

And Yoda's :

And DO PLEASE go and give the skankiest on here a huge (you can say I sent you ).

And we say: War doesn't determine who is right, war deterines who is left.