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I am 41  and live in Scotland I love Sci~Fi, reading and sleeping as much as possible. Feel free to drop in for some 'Scumble2
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Grr - despite a 5 month disagreement with the log in monster - just cos I got a new PC - I am back 
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Biggest news is I have quit smoking - 5 months nicotine free I have smoked since I was 17. In 6 weeks I will be 39  , so I did good - cold turkey, full stop, quit one day (I had no money and no choice).
Miss it though  but lungs happier and as I developed asthma 2 years ago then it was a no brainer really. Just needed to talk myself round - but this time actually 'doing it' rather than 'thinking it'.
Still got WeeOne, my baby girl cat. She is 18 this year - and the last of them.
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Not been the best of years.
Family stuff.
Also lost my baby boy Spiggy. Had to get him put to sleep in August so major uncontrollable 
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