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Keep your I.D secret
Apr 30, 2012

I was in the doctors waiting room today, an old guy went to the reception and ask for an apointment. She told him 10:30 and he said that would be OK.
Then she asked him for his name, he looked concerned and asked....WHAT DO YOU NEED THAT FOR?


Manda

(1 reply, Latest reply: May 1, 2012)

I Thought I had gone deaf
Apr 5, 2012

I Was just sitting here on my computer when I suddenly Thought I had gone deaf


But then I realised that the wife had gone out



Manda

(3 replies, Latest reply: Apr 8, 2012)

This is the first poem I have every writen
Dec 8, 2011

What do you think




When I was young, and full of glee
You used to spank and shout at me

I’d bring you strife with my tricks
And make you sad with my quips

But when I was down and full of tears
You was always there through the years

You’d kiss my cuts and kiss my cheek
You’d make me feel I wasn’t weak

When I was running from a crowd
You’d be at my side and fight them down

When I was free and went alone
You was there, still not on my own

But now you’re older and slowing down
I’ll be there so you’re not alone

You bring me strife with your tricks
And make me sad with you’re quips

But when you’re down and full of tears
I’ll be there through out the years

I’ll kiss you’re cuts and kiss you’re cheek
And god knows you are not weak

Now you’re grey, you’re still no bother
After all, you are my Mother

(3 replies, Latest reply: Dec 26, 2011)

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY
Dec 23, 2007

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY

I Hope you get everything you want


manda

(10 replies, Latest reply: Jan 3, 2008)

I Have moved to the big City
Nov 7, 2007

OK... so its not the ""BIG"" City... but its a City

We have the smallest ancient Cathedral in Britain - just 182 ft long and 68ft wide'

There is only one main street ( High Street) in the city center

There is only one "Shop" in the high street that sells papers, grocery and Beer, there are two banks (only open for a few hours a day), a Cafe, a Chiropractice and 4 pubs

We do not have any Police in the WHOLE of the City

I live WAY-OUT on the Outskirts of the City (about 500 yards away )

There is not even a Guide entry on H2G2 for it

And it is LOVELY Here


Manda

(7 replies, Latest reply: Nov 8, 2007)