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I am also the keeper of inflatable dartboards and furniture. Inflatable furniture is quite comfortable. You really should try it sometime. I know an inflatable dartboard sounds like a idea but the rules of darts are quite different when playing with an inflatable board. The object of the game is to miss the dartboard. The first person to actually hit the dartboard and pop it loses the game. If you would like to claim a keeper title, visit Keepers Home Page

If you would like to own an inflatable chair or an inflatable dartboard, just let me know. They are grown year-round in my inflatable chair garden

I am also the Professor of inflatology at The H2G2 University Of Mice

University of Mice Faculty MembersOrcus aka Jerry Mouse - Professor of QuizologyArgon0 aka Frankie mouse - Professor of 42ology. iaoth aka Benjy mouse - Professor of Squeekish.Sad Mad or Bad aka Buffy mouse - Professor of True Love and ButtkickologyArchangel Galaxy Babe aka Minnie mouse - Professor of FlirtologyHenryS - Assistant Professor of 42ologyvogonpoet - Professor of VerseShea the Sarcastic aka Minute Mouse - Professor of SarcasmE G Mel - Professor of Baggy TrousersTabitca - Professor of Shallow ThoughtHugo the Fish - Professor of Bubblishpheloxi - Professor of Interspecies Relations (specialising on mice and cats)Arthbard Vootenoy - Professor of CheatologyMonique - Professor of Something Ending in OlogyPhreako - Professor of InflatologyMistdancer - Professor of SockologyDas Mouldy Sandwich - Extended Visiting Professor of Mouse Trap AvoidancePu Dendal-Shrubbery - Professor of Running About and Eating Little Bits of CheeseAnimel12 - Professor of QuestionismsBob - Professor of Drinking Alcoholic SubstancesBagpuss - Professor of Cryptic Cruciverbalism2Legs - Professor of TitleologyClive the flying ostrich - Professor of Ostrich Ballisticsb-b - Professor of PurplologyKirikugi - Professor of TeabagologyGoth (Fish) - Professor of Computer Crashologybeanfoto - Professor of ?Lodestone - Professor of Armadillo Fixationsnessieoftheshorthair - Professor of partially non existent life formsNikki - Professor of DreamologyJeny - Professor of CheeseologyRoadkill - Professor of PseudologyInkwash - Doctor of EscapologyMarch Hare - Professor of LagomorphologyMaw - Professor of MagecraftThe code for this list

I am a big time procrastinator. If you are a procrastinator too, I would suggest that you either join or put off joining the The Royal h2g2 Procrastinators Society. If you do, in fact find the time to visit the club, I would suggest you spend some time in the Palace Flophouse and Grill where you can waste as much time as you want and is served daily. Just don't forget to bring a piece of furniture

AddictsDeackie (founder of h2g2 Anonymous)2legsVogonpoetTrinE G MelClelbaPhreakoShea the SarcasticJimmyAngelfeetAbiKiller QueenTillyPheloxiRuppingerDancerPaulsimpsonInfinityMinesweep GoddessAnimel12Night NurseOrmondroydLynneMingumOld Uncle ZarniwoopLurcherCandiEncapsulated Life Pod Number 3

One more thing. Ever since I learned that a will always land on its feet, I have wondered what would happen if two s were tied back to back and dropped from a high place. Don't worry, I don't like the idea of abusing s. Its just something I have always wondered. My theory about what would happen is that the s would spin round and round possibly creating perpetual motion.