Keep your I.D secret
Apr 30, 2012
I was in the doctors waiting room today, an old guy went to the reception and ask for an apointment. She told him 10:30 and he said that would be OK.
Then she asked him for his name, he looked concerned and asked....WHAT DO YOU NEED THAT FOR? 
Manda 
I Thought I had gone deaf
Apr 5, 2012
I Was just sitting here on my computer when I suddenly Thought I had gone deaf 
But then I realised that the wife had gone out 
Manda
This is the first poem I have every writen
Dec 8, 2011
What do you think
When I was young, and full of glee
You used to spank and shout at me
I’d bring you strife with my tricks
And make you sad with my quips
But when I was down and full of tears
You was always there through the years
You’d kiss my cuts and kiss my cheek
You’d make me feel I wasn’t weak
When I was running from a crowd
You’d be at my side and fight them down
When I was free and went alone
You was there, still not on my own
But now you’re older and slowing down
I’ll be there so you’re not alone
You bring me strife with your tricks
And make me sad with you’re quips
But when you’re down and full of tears
I’ll be there through out the years
I’ll kiss you’re cuts and kiss you’re cheek
And god knows you are not weak
Now you’re grey, you’re still no bother
After all, you are my Mother
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY
Dec 23, 2007
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY 
I Hope you get everything you want 
manda
I Have moved to the big City
Nov 7, 2007
OK... so its not the ""BIG"" City... but its a City
We have the smallest ancient Cathedral in Britain - just 182 ft long and 68ft wide'
There is only one main street ( High Street) in the city center
There is only one "Shop" in the high street that sells papers, grocery and Beer, there are two banks (only open for a few hours a day), a Cafe, a Chiropractice and 4 pubs
We do not have any Police in the WHOLE of the City
I live WAY-OUT on the Outskirts of the City (about 500 yards away )
There is not even a Guide entry on H2G2 for it
And it is LOVELY Here
Manda
A memory Show
Aug 10, 2006
There was a memory show on yesterday and I wanted to watch it. it looked realy good and I thought I might be able to improve my memory a bit (Well a lot really 
)
But I FORGOT IT WAS ON... and I missed it
manda
I am back
Mar 7, 2006
I have been away since just after X-Mas on holiday in Europe.
I have loads of backlog to catch up on, (net and Real World), so I will be around as much as I can 
My Head hurts
Jun 19, 2005
My Head hurts 
I've got a big one
Jun 9, 2005
We have just been to order a new tent, it has got 4 separate bedrooms and a 15 foot living room,
I think that should do us on our 7 week tour of Europe next January
manda
Its nice having a pub
May 31, 2005
Its nice having a pub between here and the shop 
manda
I want to be a serial killer
May 27, 2005
Well I could just murder a bowl of cornflakes 
but if I do, then there wont be enough milk for Mrs manda's coffee 
manda
She wont burn my spuds
May 22, 2005
Its Sunday again, and we are having the same argument that we have had “every” Sunday for the last 22 years.
I don’t want mashed spuds, I want roasters, and I want them "BURNT"!!! 
But No!!!
“Roasters have to be “slightly coloured””, she says 
“That is the way my mother showed me”, she says
“That is the “proper” way of doing them”, she says
We have the same argument every time we have chips, I like my chips “BURNT”
But No!!!
“Chips have to be “slightly coloured””, she says
“That is the way my mother showed me”, she says
“That is the “proper” way of doing them”, she says
I DON’T CARE !!!
I don’t want my food done the “Proper” way, 
I want it done “MY” way
I want marmalade on my chip sandwiches
I want my bananas on toast
I want my egg yolk soft
I want blood dripping out of my meat
“AND I WANY MY SPUDS BURNT” !!!
But I 
love her so much that I don’t argue that much,,, and I will probably land up with them done her way again 
manda
This place is so slow
May 20, 2004
I am very busy in real life laterly, I don't get much time on the net. so when I do get on, I need a bit of Rest and Relaxation, but when I try to post on here, it gets me so that I land up going somewere else 
And I have had a Guide entry hidden cos I put a blob on there
manda
I am back
Nov 1, 2003
Just in case anyone noticed that I was away, I am now back
So what have I missed
and has there been many changes while I was away
manda
Holiday
Sep 7, 2003
Well I am of to Edinburgh in the morning
And then I am of to the USA untill the end of October 
So if anyone needs me 
manda
Now Open
Jun 22, 2003
Just a note to say a two things
First,
The H2G2/LDers Advice Corner A1027171 is now Open,
It is open to LDers and none LDers,
Were you can get advice about all things connected with H2G2 or the Digibox
We have some great people subscribed, so we can give you the best advice possible , people Like;
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Sir mort U204689
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oh,,almost forgot
there is
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and me U193060 as well
So if you need any advice you know were to go
And if you are an ACE or a Guru and you would like to help give advice or just learn more about the Digibox,Them we would be very pleased if you subscribed 
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Next,
THE BOARS HEAD A1042534 have just opened an extention,
you will now find there is an Off Licence, and a very nice Beer Garden around the back
just pop over there and click on the links and have a nice 
And don't forget that you can still go to the FoLders arms A913150 for another nice cold just down the road 
manda
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