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Posted Aug 22, 1999 by PyroMaster007
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  | | ...but 4 out of 5 penguin psychologists tend to disagree with this hypothesis, providing compelling evidence, such as "I say so!" and other such statements. After collecting their consulting fees, the lead a massive exodus of legally deceased penguins to the new Arctic Club Med. There, the penguins met with another musical artist, who, after spending about 5 years dead elsewhere in the universe, continually whined/griped over a certain situation at a restaurant called 'Milliways'. The penguins, desperate for removal of this whiner/griper of a simple case of grand theft starcruiser decided to violently...
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Posted Aug 22, 1999 by 3Syllables
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| | That they materialised in the middle of the 1999 England V's New Zealand 4th test match. After one of the penguins in advertantly deflected away the ball, from which (in the original version of history) Micheal Atherton was dissmissed by, England went on to record the victory. thusly not making them the worst Test side in the world. the bad news however....
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Posted Aug 22, 1999 by 3Syllables
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| | .....unfortunately in an attempt to premeturely end this game of "bad news good news" the whole universe ceased to exist.
.....but fortunately (as many people believe) for the universe to stop existing it must first have existed some where. so there fore by the sheer fact that that world just cant stop existing (or otherwise this would open loads more questions as to the existence of God/US etc.) all that actually happened was that one of the penguins bumped his beak while foolishly thying to down a Super7 while standing on hos head.
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Posted Aug 22, 1999 by The Wisest Fool
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| | ...Unfortunately, the ho whose head the penguin stood on was from a gangsta group of rapping chihuahuas called the Rancid Bitches of Christchurch who were already mighty pissed at the penguins for keeping their album "No Sleep 'Til Ovaltine" off the top of the charts, so they attempted to off the penguins in a drive-by shooting from the back of a souped up Sinclair C5. Fortunately...
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