BIGOT, n. One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
PEACE, n. In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
REALITY, n. The dream of a mad philosopher. That which would remain in the cupel if one should assay a phantom. The nucleus of a vacuum.
WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace... Let us have a little less of "hands across the sea," and a little more of that elemental distrust that is the security of nations. War loves to come like a thief in the night; professions of eternal amity provide the night.
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