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This is the Conversation Forum for Cannibalism << Definition Director's cut --- with Aperitif and Dessert! >> Subject: Would you say it's cannibalism....? Posted Apr 25, 2001 by Shanana the cannibalistic banana   Posting 1 Would it be cannibalism if I'm a banana, yet they're also my favorite food? I may need to change my name...... Shanana Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Would you say it's cannibalism....? Posted Apr 25, 2001 by Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2 well, you're only being honest, aren't you. But I thought bananas were food rather than beasts of prey? Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Would you say it's cannibalism....? Posted Apr 26, 2001 by Shanana the cannibalistic banana This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 3 Good point.... But I figure, if I eat my kind... that must be SOME sort of cannibalism... Any thoughts?? Shanana Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Would you say it's cannibalism....? Posted Apr 27, 2001 by Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 4 well sure is, although something very rare to be found among bananas. All other cannibals are looking for the proteins, whereas you seem to bee lacking some vitamines, or could it be you kind of bury members of your kind? Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Would you say it's cannibalism....? Posted Apr 28, 2001 by Shanana the cannibalistic banana This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 5 I think it's a need for pottassium... You see, I have a bit of a pottassium deficiency for a banana... my banana tree always said I looked a little wane, so I told her to give me more nutrients, but she said no and threw my off. So I took to cannibalism. ::sigh:: it's so sad. I ate nearly all of my brothers and sisters, then the rest were eaten byt some weird, middle class American family. I've been here ever since. Shanana Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Would you say it's cannibalism....? Posted Apr 29, 2001 by Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 6 Hey, you should know that it isn't wise to eat your own kind, the danger of acquiring BSE is lurking! Where BSE is Banana Spongiforme Enz... er.., whatwasitsname, err, ooops, I forgot, think I need some fruit Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Would you say it's cannibalism....? Posted May 1, 2001 by Shanana the cannibalistic banana This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 7 You do. May I recommend this here banana? ::hands over a bunch:: They're only a couple days old! (I'm robbing the cradle ::sticks huge protion into mouth:: ) Shanana Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Would you say it's cannibalism....? Posted May 1, 2001 by Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 8 *eats banana (from the yellow ones)* aah, that's better now! Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Would you say it's cannibalism....? Posted May 3, 2001 by Shanana the cannibalistic banana This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 9 Thanks for leaving me the green ones. Bah! Not even mature... still hard. ::sigh:: I guess I'll have to wait a day... Shanana Conversation list Conversation list

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