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This is the Conversation Forum for Whose Line is it Anyway - A (not so) temporary Home Questions Only >> Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 9, 2001 by paulh. I'm a fool, but please think of me as a jester   Posting 1 Let's ramble and rant, oh so wryly, Suggestively, strangely, or slyly. Let's have a great time As we stretch for a rhyme, And end with the usual Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 9, 2001 by paulh. I'm a fool, but please think of me as a jester This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2 I'd hoped we could have a good thread. Do limericks fill all hearts with dread? My bubble's been popped. Should the be dropped? Can we bring this thing back from the dead? Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 15, 2001 by Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 3 I'll give this whole new thing a show Though not too sure how well I'll go The s are hard 'Cause I'm surely no bard But be kind - you'll forgive me I know, Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 19, 2001 by Orcus This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 4 Sorry I didn't see this before But I welcome it with a great roar If noone posts for a day Don't worry or dismay I'll be back in a week if not before Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 19, 2001 by paulh. I'm a fool, but please think of me as a jester This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 5 This thread is a lark, an experiment. I hope it will make for some merriment. If you're stuck for a rhyme, You don't have to decline (That really is not an impairiment) Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 19, 2001 by Orcus This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 6 <aside> Hey why don't we make this thread like the others around here. We have a conversation in limericks - might be tricky but it also might be fun </aside> Experiments sometimes be a bore But this one will not be chore One can ramble a bit Or chew on the bit But there's always a rhyme to be sure Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by shagbark This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 7 Are we having a whale of a time Trying to keep the words in a rhyme New friends we may meet Old friends we may greet Or this limerick stop on a dime. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 8 I'm happy to participate I think the idea's really great I like doggerel It's working quite well Now people are taking the bait Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Orcus This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 9 Over here we are fishers of men I wonder if we'll get up to ten If its less than nine The sun will still shine I wonder if one'll be called Ken Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 10 We've made it to 10 now I'm here, lets crack open the whisky and beer, a small celebration with light imbibation Would brighten this day up. Here, here Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Orcus This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 11 Opens a bottle of his best champagne Do not ever fear to refrain If it gets up your nose put head between toes But on the carpet don't leave a stain Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 12 Isn't it strange don't you think That every thread leads to drink? I'm not whining you know I LIKE the warm glow And it costs me much less than a shrink. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 13 So, a drink's like a shrink but half price. Does that mean that shrinking's a vice? All that Psychobabble in which Freud did dabble. You know, he can stick his Advice. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 14 Abuse of the shrink Sigmund Freud Is something that's hard to avoid Theories controversial With all their dispersal Keep so many people employed Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by shagbark This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 15 Don't mess with old Mr Freud his theories you can avoid Just speak from the heart keep horse before cart and then you won't get decoyed. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Orcus This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16 He's related to Clement the wit What! Did you call him a twit? He once was a Liberal And talked lots of Drivel Now he's a just doddery old git Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 17 Sigmund was sick in the head For he thought that we wanted to bed Our own (bless 'er) mother Or sister or brother, Can we not do the neighbour instead? Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 18 Erk!! You should see those neighbours of mine Wouldn't touch'em with ten feet of pine A head like a pimple A mind that is simple Thank God for the fence (six foot nine) Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 19 Our neighbours do hark from abroad From a country with which they got bored They moved in next door Where they ripped up the floor With a replica samuri sword Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Each post a limerick Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Metal Chicken This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 20 The chap who lives next door to me only ever comes outside to see if his hive has made honey when he's dressed up all funny. Oh I wish he'd get stung by a bee. Read the First Reply to this Posting > >> Conversation list > >> Conversation list

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