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Subject: Stand by for action..
Posted Jan 5, 2001 by
Livzy
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....sllllllllllluuurrrppp sllllllluuurrrpppp ssssssslluurrrrpppp......

Oi! I LIKE tongues but you could at least have asked first !!



(Don't stop, though!)

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Subject: Stand by for action..
Posted Jan 5, 2001 by
The Apprentice
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Re-enter the scene with a large barrel of icy cold water and throws it over the two snoggers. Then prepares a stiff dose of bromide to quell future urges...

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Subject: Stand by for action..
Posted Jan 5, 2001 by
Livzy
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Bromide! My favourite aperitif!

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Subject: On the rocks, please,
Posted Jan 6, 2001 by
FG
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AND I'd like a Pepto Bismol chaser.

I think we've diverged from the topic of nose hairs quite nicely. Don't you?

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Subject: On the rocks, please,
Posted Jan 8, 2001 by
Livzy
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...I wonder how much nose-hair Victor Kiam now has?

"I liked it so much I bought the company"

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Subject: On the rocks, please,
Posted Jan 9, 2001 by
FG
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If you ask me (not that anyone actually did) I think the large majority of toupees look as if they were woven from nose and butt hairs.

That was a purely gratuitous mention of the word butt. Not to mention a bad segueway back to nose hairs...

And if either of you gentlemen wear a rug due to "male pattern baldness" I apologize in advance.

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Subject: On the rocks, please,
Posted Jan 9, 2001 by
Livzy
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The best syrup I've seen for ages was a bright orange one being worn by a huge fat bloke on the tube. The bits of real hair that were left were grey so it looked even more naff!

(I agree with the butt hair comment - any cock hair too? Just thought I'd try to use that word in a non-threatening manner! Did it work?)

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Subject: On the rocks, please,
Posted Jan 11, 2001 by
FG
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Nah. I've seen more threatening cock hairs on a bar of soap.

Not to mention when I have to spit them off the tip of my tongue.

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Subject: On the rocks, please,
Posted Mar 22, 2001 by
Livzy
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Three months later and that's still gross!

But i like your thinking! If you're getting that close to that kind of hair, then you'll do for me !!

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Subject: On the rocks, please,
Posted Mar 22, 2001 by
FG
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It is, isn't it? I must have been feeling pretty frisky that day.

Do I have to get close to your hair?

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Subject: On the rocks, please,
Posted Jan 3, 2002 by
Livzy
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..are you going on the 26th?.....I promise I'll shave (all over if you like!)

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Subject: On the rocks, please,
Posted Jan 3, 2002 by
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Going where and for what????

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Subject: On the rocks, please,
Posted Jan 4, 2002 by
Livzy
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big h2g2 party in london on January 26th - theres a thread somewhere...

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Subject: On the rocks, please,
Posted Jan 4, 2002 by
FG
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I take it that would be London, England.

No. I'm in the States. Not that I have anything against international travel mind you, it's just that I'm rather poor right now.

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