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This is the Journal of FG << Gmail! The New & Improved Oprah Book Club >> Subject: Recipe for Disaster Posted Dec 17, 2003 by FG   Posting 1 Ingredients: 1 new couch 1 satellite tv remote 1 cat 1 bowl of soup Mix together and add cold water, towels, stain remover, a blow dryer and panic. Shake well and serve! Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Recipe for Disaster Posted Dec 17, 2003 by Montana Redhead (now with letters) This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2 Oops! Let me guess...you're sitting on the new couch, watching satelite TV. You set down the remote on Lucy, who had come up without your notice. She gets rattled and jumps down, thereby spilling the soup you set on the cushion? Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Recipe for Disaster Posted Dec 17, 2003 by FG This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 3 Close but no chocolate truffle. Yes, I'm sitting on the new couch, watching satellite tv, but I'm changing the channel with a bowl of soup in my lap. Up jumps Lucy and the soup goes on her, me, the couch and the remote. The remote is currently drying out. I think it will be okay. Lucy smells like garlic and ginger, and my pajamas are in the laundry basket. I've decided this incident will also be referred to as "The Anointing of The Couch". Hell, if Ashcroft can use Crisco, then I can use mushroom broth! Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Recipe for Disaster Posted Dec 18, 2003 by Montana Redhead (now with letters) This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 4 Ewwww. Conversation list Conversation list

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