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Subject: You'd think there'd be voicemail
Posted Apr 24, 2012 by Online Now
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In the 23rd century.

I mean, if I can get voicemail on my silly little phone right now, you'd think that if James T. Kirk, Spock and Bones were on the surface of a planet but they'd had to hand over their communicators, and then Scotty got a distress call from a Federation vessel that was under attack by Klingons and he decided to leave orbit and go and help them, that he'd at least be able to leave a message that the Captain could pick up once he got his communicator back and couldn't raise the Enterprise because they're out of range, right?

"Hello Captain Kirk, you have three new voice messages and nine saved messages. First new message from..." tongueout

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Subject: You'd think there'd be voicemail
Posted Apr 24, 2012 by Online Now
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They've done away with them so people can't 'miss call' you in the hope of costing you money instead of them!

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Subject: You'd think there'd be voicemail
Posted Apr 24, 2012 by Online Now
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I see... But surely a 23rd century communicator can do text?

"JIM, WERE GOING TO HLP SOME PPL BEING SHOT AT. BRB"

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Subject: You'd think there'd be voicemail
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So what are the roaming charges like "where no man has gone before"?

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Subject: You'd think there'd be voicemail
Posted Apr 25, 2012 by Online Now
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Depends if you've got the sub-space rate, or if you were grandfathered in on the sub-etha.

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