Lil's Atelier
Social Life Begins and Ends With Etiquette
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Posted Nov 14, 2002 by Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere])
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[hands Amy the  the standard Government Complaint Form, to be filled out in quintriplicate, mashed with a raised seal from the Undersecretary of Undergarments, the Deputy of Department Stores, and the Commissioner of Ommissions (respectively), then posted in sequence the Board of Directors of any major corporation, an the Chieftain of an obscure tribe in Zimbabwe, the local Constable's Office, and finally to your Mum for spelling and grammatical correctness]
Here ya go, Kid, have fun...
B3 
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| | | Subject: 56Xth Conversation at Lil's
Posted Nov 14, 2002 by Asteroid Lil -- Community Editor, Community Artist
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Nostalgia-tripping, Joanne? Reading old entries is worse than cleaning out a closet.
Welcome B3! I see you're an enthusiastic post-er -- let's see how you handle backlog, BWA-HA-HA-HAAAAA! Seriously, what time zone are you in?
I don't like the eyes, myself. What's the point of knowing whether a researcher is online anyway? Don't we presume the presence of everyone in this thread as part of our virtual-reality-construct? It seems to me a philosophical confusion is being perpetrated. I speak to everyone in present tense as if they are here, unless they explicitly head off to another part of the atelier or fly out the window or something.
Matina, would you bake some mbougatses, please? Our new salonistas haven't had the pleasure of your baking before.
*Matina brings Lil a cup of tea and whispers in her ear. Lil listens, thinks a moment, and nods*
*sipping tea* Looks like we're having a potluck Thanksgiving banquet. Matina says she'll do the turkey/gravy/stuffing and the setting up, but she wants a half-day off to go somewhere with Ampton. So she suggests that all the salonistas should bring dishes, what with so many of us liking to cook anyway.
B3 and Typolifi, let me make some proper introductions. Matina is our Goddess of the kitchen, chief maidbot, and entity for keeping the salon clean and well-refreshes. Chloe is a translucent maidbot-of-all-work, and you'll see her all about, if you can see her at all, I mean.
And Ampton is also a bot. Smallish, purple, has a head like a boombox. He works downstairs at CLI, chief factotum for Garius and Affi. He's their Igor, you could say.
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