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Posted Jan 31, 2000 by Kumabear
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I have decided that in order to save my soul I must give up on my heathen ways. I confess....I was a brownie hoarder. My cupboards overfloweth with betty crocker and pillsbury brownie mixes. I have hidden(under my bed) chopped nuts of many varieties.
I come here a Sinner and hope to leave here Delivered.
Do you require a Spit-Shiner for the great altar?
Please, O' Marv... Deliver me from my pit of debauchery!
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Posted Feb 2, 2000 by J Murphy
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| | Your Holiness Archbishop Grate...
I come before you on a holy quest, my liege and I have trained many years depriving myself of the sweet goodness of the cao cao tree, and in many hours of meditation have I trained the focus of my mind. Please take me on as a humble servant to the faith... Protector of the Chocolate.
Your abject and humble servant, J Murphy
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Posted Feb 2, 2000 by J Murphy
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| | Your Holiness Archbishop Grate...
I come before you on a holy quest, my liege and I have trained many years depriving myself of the sweet goodness of the cao cao tree, and in many hours of meditation have I trained the focus of my mind. Please take me on as a humble servant to the faith... Defender of the Chocolate.
Your abject and humble servant, J Murphy
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Posted Mar 4, 2000 by  billypilgrim
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| | I come before you as a non-official representative of the fair realm of Damogran, under the rule of the Just and Wise Queen bluDragon. I am also a member of the Freedom From Faith Foundation. I am billypilgrim, Lady of Nottingham (erm, even though I've never been anywhere near Nottingham). I have travelled far and wide throughout the Guide in search of Truth, Justice, and the Chocolate Way. But lo, I must confess, m'lord (lady...?) that I have sinned, for I too am a fan of the "blonde" brownie, and have been known, on occasion, to make the "pan cookie", which many denounce as a bastardization of the One True Brownie. (bows head, seeking forgiveness)
I throw myself at your mercy (poor mercy; always having things hurled at it).
Right. Enough of that. Shall I just pop over to the main forum, then?
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Posted Mar 17, 2000 by bludragon, aka the Dragon Queen of Damogran
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~a dragon appears in the sky...~
*CRASH, THUD*
Oops, sorry! didn't mean to drop those Damogranian brownies on your head like that...
*brush, brush*
[hmmmm... they still look ok...]
*AHEM*
HRH, the Dragon Queen of Damogran brings greetings to Archbishop Marv the Grate, Church of the True Brownie! We also bring warm Damogranian brownies from the wondrous kitchens of the Royal Baker, Ændr. We are partial to fudgie, moist brownies, with pecans, and a light drizzle of carmel on top. Warm. With cold milk.
*drool*
P'rhaps we better test these, just to make sure they made the trip all right.
*chomp, smack*
hmmm...seem *gulp* to be OK.
*offers Damogranian brownie, respectfully, to the Archbishop*
We herewith make humble supplication for membership in the Church of the True Brownie; as we have spent much of our life in 'Quest of Chock'lit' and the 'Perfect Brownie'. And as we are true believers in making brownies from 'scratch' and only use mixes in cases of severe chock'lit deprivation. And, as we are also believers in the precepts of the Freedom from Faith Foundation, and Damogran is completely without religious inclinations of any kind, this is a personal, private, and completely individual request for membership. From me, blu. The bluDragon. Without crown or court.
So could I join? Huh? Could I? Please? Huh, Huh? Better late than never. Please, please, huh?
}:=8
PS We would, of course, be very honored if you should deign to visit Damogran sometime. http://www.h2g2.com/A230545 Purely social and recreational. No boring speeches or tedious ceremonies. An' you could try some of my speshul 'interesting' lemonade. It's highly thought of in some circles.
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