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This is the Conversation Forum for The Feline and Fiddle << The Snug c|_| 43 - My Trendy Wine Bar Is Now A Bank >> Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 8, 2001 by 153745 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 641 'Night, jenny. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 8, 2001 by Menza This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 642 *polishes glasses and pours a few * Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 8, 2001 by 153745 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 643 *walks in, muttering under his breath something along the lines of, "stupid slumber party," drinks the that have been lying on the Table for the past eleven hours, orders another four , then pulls out his book, and begins to read* Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 9, 2001 by the new Sam Wolf keeper of 1 aardvark, and ob the smiley face (please read my journal) This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 644 Good book? Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 9, 2001 by 153745 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 645 The best. *moves the cover of the book so it is facing Sam, and revealing the title, 'Slaughterhouse-five'* Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 9, 2001 by 153745 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 646 *puts book back into his satchel* No point in being anti-social. *calls to Menza if he's around* Seven , and , Menza. Thanks. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 9, 2001 by Menza This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 647 *pours seven and seven * Here you go. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 9, 2001 by 153745 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 648 Thanks. *goes through three , and begins sipping one of the * Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 10, 2001 by 153745 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 649 *finishes his , drinks another, and another, and another, and another, and then, just for a change of pace, drinks another three * Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 10, 2001 by God's Gift to Women This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 650 Just give me a steady stream of . Let me drown my troubles (a woman of course) and I'll be on my way. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 10, 2001 by 153745 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 651 God's Gift! Where've you been? *orders and hands to God's Gift fourteen * That should keep you drowning for a while... Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 10, 2001 by God's Gift to Women This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 652 Been on extended holiday you might say. Came back with a new woman. Should've left her there. *slurp* Ahhh... Did I miss anything exciting? Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 10, 2001 by 153745 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 653 Nah. Not really... Personally, though, I met this wonderful girl. Beautiful, intelligent, hilarious,...perfect, really. And so I took her out today to the heart of downtown Boston where we had a wonderful lunch, and just spoke really. It was quite fun, and the hours just seemed to slip by. But on the other hand, five years of bachelorhood just went down the drain. Ah, well... Anyway. So, want to ramble in a drunken fashion about this girl that broke your heart, or stole your wallet, or did something incredibly annoying such as redecorating your place while you were at work? *finishes off his remaining and * Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 10, 2001 by 153745 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 654 Zarking hell! I don't see you for two weeks, you finally show up and you've got lady troubles, being the good friend that I am, I want to help, but RL calls. Sorry, God's Gift... *drinks seven , then passes out* Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 10, 2001 by God's Gift to Women This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 655 *rambles on oblivious to Yossarian's lack of conciousness* She hasn't been around long enough to break my heart. And she won't be around after I speak to her tomorrow. She's a nice person but she's got issues. Despite my great deal of annoyance with her, it's actually going to be kind of hard when I break it off. *uurrrp* (Uh, pardon me.) As for you, five years is long enough for bachelorhood. Especially when a fine woman comes along. Attractive, intelligent, funny, and easy to spend time with... what more could anyone want? Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 10, 2001 by 153745 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 656 *coming back to his senses and backlogging* Precisely. She's so disturbingly perfect, though, that I fear she'll take advantage of me in no time. But do what you have to, and bring something to shield yourself with just in case she takes the break-up REALLY badly and begins throwing your furniture at you. Lamps, and paintings, and phones, and such. Unless, of course, that by saying the break-up would be hard, you meant that you've grown slightly attached to her issue-driven ways... Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Oh, er... *ahem* Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 11, 2001 by (Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels. This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 657 *mumbles only five years of bachalor life, lucky so and so *cough Mind if I drown myself at your table? *drops napsac onto floor with careless regard, looks for barman, *cough 13 pints of please? *sits on floor and waits, waits, waits, waits, is that not just the way in love as in all of life? Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 11, 2001 by 153745 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 658 Hi, 2Legs. Welcome to the Table! No need to wait, you see. The bartender, Menza isn't online very often, so we tend to usually just order and drink our drinks whenever we please. Speaking of which... *orders thirteen , and passes them to 2Legs, then orders another thirteen , and begins to booze away* Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 11, 2001 by (Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels. This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 659 Oh, I see begins puting away Gets up off floor, sits at table, so how goes it in Boston? Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: The Maverick Table Posted Aug 11, 2001 by 153745 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 660 Yesterday it hit 100 degrees, but luckily I spent the day in the comfort of my air-conditioned home, getting my fix of h2g2. *finishes his round and orders another* How goes it in... Leeds, is it? Read the First Reply to this Posting << < > >> Conversation list << < > >> Conversation list

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