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Posted Mar 16, 2012 by Card Lady, keeper of infinate towels, may be damp
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 | | Well today our lovely  year 7's were studying reproduction in science.
Being a sensitive subject and the age of the students, the scenice teacher explained very carefully what they would be doing and what to expect from the lesson. After taking great care in explaining all this he then asked the students if they had any questions. As you can imagine he was bombarded. I was having to bite my lip to stop from laughing at some of the questions and had slowly began my retreat to the rear of the classroom where there was a convient corner to hide behind as I was getting very near to total laughter melt down.
Well the last question was a corker
Student: Do we get to do a practical in this lesson 
Teacher: No
Student: what don't we even get to use a bunsen burner?
Teacher: No, what on earth do you imagine you'd do with that?!
The mind boggles
By this point me and the other LSA were round the corner tears rolling down our cheeks, bent over double with laughter 
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| | | Subject: A Day in the Life of an L.S.A (part one)
Posted Mar 18, 2012 by Card Lady, keeper of infinate towels, may be damp
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 | | Well they know all the slag words for it so I wouldn't call it innocent either 
Fridays lesson was just as bad, the kids had a list of questions to answer, oe of them was
Is human reproduction internal or external? I had managed to get round most of the kids to explain that internal was inside the body and external was outside, so there was no reason for them to get this question wrong.
Yet at the end of the session almost all of them had put external 
Teacher: I can't believe you all imagine it to be external, you've seen a video on it! Did it look external to you? I can just see it now, a lady walking by a nice country pond, decides to lay a few eyes there and the jolly man comes along later to firterlize them <rollseyes>
By this point I was in stitches
Kids: why is Miss laughing?
Teacher: The visulization I should imagine. Miss you may excuse yourself and calm down
I'd walked the entire school laughing to myself before I managed to get myself in check enough to go back in
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