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This is the Conversation Forum for 42-Word Short Short Short Stories << Miscellaneous 42-word stories February 'andmarks-themed stories >> Subject: February: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 13, 2012 by Bluebottle This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 21 Pussy cat pussy cat where have you been? 'I've been up to London to visit the Queen.' Pussy cat pussy cat, what did you there? I was attacked by a savage, vicious pack of bloodthirsty, brutal corgis, and hid under a chair.' <BB< Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: February: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 13, 2012 by Bluebottle This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 22 'I'm sorry,' sobbed the princess, 'I can't marry you. I like manly men - you're too feminine. Besides, your mother, Widow Twanky, looks like a man.' 'Oh no she doesn't!' Aladdin replied, slapping her knee. 'Oh yes she does. She's behind you!' <BB< Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: February: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 13, 2012 by Solnushka (Foundation) This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 23 You know, Bluebottle, these are inspired. I shall teach some of them to my children. *cackles* Gotta do something when reading the same ditty for the seventy tumpty time. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: February: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 16, 2012 by Bluebottle This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 24 'Fee fi fo fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman! Be he alive, or be he dead I'll grind his bones to make my bread!' 'I say!' Exclaimed Jack, offended, 'That's both racist and sexist – no wonder you giants are extinct...' <BB< Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: February: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 16, 2012 by Bluebottle This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 25 Hot Cross Buns! Hot Cross Buns! New reduced price - saving your funds Get six - 60p Every little helps, you see. Cheaper, honest, just for you Plus get cardclubpoints too! Hot cross buns! Everyone who leaves Asdco must slap their bums! (A comment on supermarkets' practice of increasing the prices on goods, yet advertising it as a 'New reduced rollback price!' when actually it is more expensive.) <BB< Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: February: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 16, 2012 by Bluebottle This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 26 Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider That injected radioactive poison inside her - Now, whenever she eats curds and whey, she becomes The Amazing Spider-Muffet! Spider-Muffet! Spider-Muffet! She does whatever Spider-man does. <BB< Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: February: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 16, 2012 by Bluebottle This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 27 One two three four five Once I caught a fish alive Six seven eight nine ten Then I let it go again. 'Why did you let it go?' Because the Security Guards made me before they threw me out of the aquarium... <BB< Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: February: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 17, 2012 by pebblederook-makes idiocy appear simple This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 28 thanks Bluebottle. I have nothing to offer on this subject, although I used to write fairy stories; once upon a time. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: February: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 19, 2012 by Bluebottle This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 29 On tonight's 'Who Do You Think You Are' - King Oedipus. Abandoned as a baby and ignorant about his true parents, how will he react when he learns he accidentally killed his father in self-defence and his wife, Jocasta, is really his mother? <BB< Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: February: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 19, 2012 by Bluebottle This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 30 This is the supermarket with beeping tills And its petrol station whose pump fills The cars that drive along on the bypass Leading between Point A to Point B very fast All constructed on the site of the house that Jack built. <BB< Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: March: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 19, 2012 by Bluebottle This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 31 There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile Who bought a mobility scooter which he drives in crooked style. He drives at 5mph in the middle of busy roads And loves bumping into people's shins and ankles, driving over toes. <BB< Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: March: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 21, 2012 by Bluebottle This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 32 The young girl, ordered to turn straw into gold, faced execution. Then a strange creature appeared, offering to fill the room with gold in exchange for the girl's first child. She happily agreed, and asked the creature's name. 'I'm Rumplestiltskin's sister, Madonna.' <BB< Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: March: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 21, 2012 by Bluebottle This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 33 Ding Dong Bell Pussy's in the well. Who put her in? Little Johnny Green. Who pulled her out? The RSPCA, who charged Johnny Green under the Animal Welfare Act. Green was fined £20,000, imprisoned for five years and banned from owning animals. <BB< Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: March: 42 word fairy stories Posted Mar 21, 2012 by Bluebottle This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 34 There was a little girl Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she went to Uni, to look hip She tattooed her face and pierced her lip And now has an orange Mohican, which looks horrid. <BB< Conversation list Conversation list

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