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This is the Conversation Forum for Games Room << Non Sequiturs Limericks - Add One Line >> Subject: Hidden Posted Feb 26, 2009 by Mr. X---> "I really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3, but I'm totally not trying to pressure her in any way. Totally." This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2941 (So stop adding fuel to the fire. <knockonwood>) The Second Coming finally arrives. Mankind is judged and all held to account for the actions, going back thousands of generations. But it turns out that the unrighteous, unworthy ones are actually those who have spent their lives mindlessly reciting memorized scripture passages and blindly following those who make extraordinary claims without extraordinary evidence. Those who went to the trouble to question the truth and majesty of the universe, religious and non-religious alike, ascend to Heaven. I wish for a year's supply of groceries. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted Feb 26, 2009 by Taff Agent of kaos This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2942 mr x thank you but that is the answer i wanted, i think the answer is supposed to be not what you want you get a years supply of groceries.....its all beans and the rest of your life is like "that" scene from blazing saddles Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted Feb 26, 2009 by Uncle Ghengis This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2943 So do you have a wish? Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted Feb 26, 2009 by Taff Agent of kaos This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2944 i wish i had posted a wish and i wish i didn't look a complete t*wat Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted Feb 26, 2009 by Lanzababy - Guide Editor This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2945 Taff you are now the charismatic, beautiful and svelte Taffeta, with long golden curls, a doctorate in Psychology and numerous admirers. I wish I had a good book to read Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted Feb 27, 2009 by Uncle Ghengis This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2946 How about "The Brothers Karamazov" It's an excellent book, I believe. It's just a shame Dostoyevsky chose to write it in his native Russian. Your copy is of course, in the original language. I wish I could have a go at blowing up a caravan - like those guys on brainiac. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted Feb 27, 2009 by Taff Agent of kaos This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2947 better than that you get to Blow Up a camper van you burn your lips on the exhaust pipe!!!! i wish the kids would listen to us Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted Feb 28, 2009 by Lanzababy - Guide Editor This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2948 Your kids did listen to you. Its Saturday morning and you are still asleep, talking in your sleep indeed, so when you said 'Help yourself ..... they did and are now presently helping themselves to chocolate spread, custard, ice cream, those croissants from the freezer you were looking forward to yourself, honey, jam, peanut butter, coca cola, some Mars bars that you thought you had hidden from them, Irn Bru, Tizer, As they are only three year old twins they don't understand washing up, but they try anyway in their hyperactive sugar induced state and flood your kitchen.......the chocolate spread is in their hair along with some chewing gum they also found, its gone onto your new three piece suite too. You wake up late, knowing your mother in law is due to visit in 15 mins. You eventually find them in their bedroom where they are making dens with their bedding and all the packets of crisps, opened and spread amongst the debris of the half eaten chocolate gateau. I wish I had a yacht Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted Feb 28, 2009 by Taff Agent of kaos This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2949 sounds like normal in my house then you have a yacht, its james may's floating car from top gear i wish aliens would land in trafalger square and start handing out non-christian religious pamphlets Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted Mar 2, 2009 by Uncle Ghengis This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2950 Aliens arrive in Trafalgar square, in an old bedford van (albeit with a primitive hyperdrive) They hand out pamphlets on a bizarro scientology/frog-worship cult based on the number 29. They make a fortune selling "become immortal alien genius beings - the easy way" and abduct all the kittens. They also insist on replacing all humans with cardboard cut-outs labelled "not to scale". You are identified as the source of the transmission inviting these troublemakers to our planet and are lynched by an angry mob and fed to the aliens robot "Nobby". I merely wish to appear in a cartoon such as The Simpsons or Futurama. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted Mar 2, 2009 by Taff Agent of kaos This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2951 poof you are now a cartoon cigar and appear in a whole episode of futurama stuck in benders mouth i wish you could hear colours and smell sounds Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted Mar 17, 2009 by Mr. X---> "I really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3, but I'm totally not trying to pressure her in any way. Totally." This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2952 You contract an extremely rare and dangerous disease, and since you don't live in New Jersey, House is never you're doctor. Thus you die a miserable, horrible death. DIE!!!!!! I wish I had a bottle of Felix Felicis. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted Mar 17, 2009 by Mr. X---> "I really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3, but I'm totally not trying to pressure her in any way. Totally." This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2953 Sorry, this disease affects your brain's sensory processing capabilities such that you hear colors and smell sounds. Felix Felicis. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted Mar 17, 2009 by Uncle Ghengis This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2954 I wish X had left a wish for us to tear to shreds and poke little loopholes into. Subject: Hidden Posted May 18, 2009 by Bobaah This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2955 Congratulations, i have just found a 2 month old kitten named Felix Felicis, i will liquify it and send you it in a 2 litre Irn-Bru bottle. I wish for free things! Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted May 18, 2009 by mikeyc0312 - Humans are mad. How else can you describe a creature that spends large amounts of time arguing with itself? This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2956 Somebody coughs on you. You get millions of free bacteria, fall ill and die. I wish my brother was less annoying Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted May 18, 2009 by Uncle Ghengis This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2957 Your brother is now less annoying than you. Your own annoyance factor is such that everyone hates you and you have no friends. I wish for a nice cup of tea. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted May 18, 2009 by Lanzababy - Guide Editor This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2958 Here is your nice cup of tea It is brought to you by your new jailor friend, you have been found guilty of a crime you did not commit. I wish slugs and snails were not such a pest. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted May 18, 2009 by Uncle Ghengis This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2959 Indeed, slugs & snails weren't that much of a pest. Now however, a gigantic carnivorous 50-foot-tall alien gastropod slithers all over your neighbourhood covering everything in 5 feet of slime. Nassssty! I wish I didn't have to answer the phone. I'm simply not keen on telephones... Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Hidden Posted May 26, 2009 by krabatt This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2960 As soon as you hear the phone ringing you answer it by either picking up the receiver or push the green button for 'accept call', it depends on what kind of phone you're using. Next thing you do is, you place the receiver immediately on the phone, or push the red button 'end of call'. In this way you've answered the phone, and at the same time you didn't. I have nothing to wish for. 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