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This is the Conversation Forum for Games Room << Non Sequiturs Limericks - Add One Line >> Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 13, 2007 by GAWD! i have been away for a long time!!! ( hazel_aliesha) This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2381 you they do. for one day then get back together and can never be split up!! YAY!!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE THE BLACK PARADE!!!! MCR is my religion Gerard Way is my God Their songs are my hymms The Black Parade is my church. NEVER LET THEM TAKE YOU ALIVE. Support MCR. Best band. EVER. This is all to annoy kirstie! Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 13, 2007 by GAWD! i have been away for a long time!!! ( hazel_aliesha) This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2382 i wish kirstie would dissapear Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 13, 2007 by Mr. X---> "I really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3, but I'm totally not trying to pressure her in any way. Totally." This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2383 Kirstie disappears and you along with her. Eye wish peepl wud spl inglesh prawperley. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 14, 2007 by GAWD! i have been away for a long time!!! ( hazel_aliesha) This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2384 they do. but then you cant and every one is annoyed with you and kicks you out of england. i wish david would dissapear. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 14, 2007 by Mr. X---> "I really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3, but I'm totally not trying to pressure her in any way. Totally." This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2385 (Fine with me, I don't live in England.) He does. Once again, you go with him, trapped in a limbo reality that no one understands, with only David for company, for all of eternity. I wish the walls in my apartment were soundproof. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 14, 2007 by Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2386 The Walls of your apartment are soundproof. No sounds go in, and no sounds go out. So you dont hear the file alarm which is located outside your room, and the sprinkler system mysteriously fails. Your ashes are washed in the Ohio River. I wish for a working program. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 15, 2007 by flyingfireballxl5 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2387 your wish is granted the program is canceled and your working non stop for life i wish that your wish was my wish and there wish was mind to. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 15, 2007 by Mr. X---> "I really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3, but I'm totally not trying to pressure her in any way. Totally." This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2388 None of that post makes any sense. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 15, 2007 by flyingfireballxl5 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2389 it's up to you to corrupt it so wish on Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 15, 2007 by Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2390 Granted. However, the wish of wishing becomes my you and there is not mind to filfill any wishes. I wish I had a pizza. Neither poisonous, nor with any social consequences, nor do I want to die. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 15, 2007 by Mr. X---> "I really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3, but I'm totally not trying to pressure her in any way. Totally." This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2391 Pizza delivery! Here you go sir; your all sardine pizza with extra sardines. Oh, and I thought I'd pick up your mail for you, there's a doctor's note here. It says that you're allergic to sardines. Now, I wish I had a "What If?" machine. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 15, 2007 by Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2392 (Btw, you already have a 'what-if' machine, its called your imagination) ... But if you want one like the Professor's from Futurama then... You have a what-if machine now. Except that its pessimistic, and everything it shows actually becomes true. I wish for a computer program that actually works. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 16, 2007 by Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2393 Granted. However, it is only useful for estimating the volume of a given herring. I wish temperature around here was 72 degrees Fahrenheit. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 16, 2007 by el D – for the sake of brevity and out of respect for my fellow Glums This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2394 Granted! Around here is always 72 degrees F. Around here – but not actually HERE. HERE it's always minus 15! I wish for a palm-fringed beach lapped by a gentle, warm ocean and a dusky maiden to soothe my brow. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 18, 2007 by broe jr-braiiiiiiiiinnnnssss This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2395 This seen is cretaed instantly by my magic.however, coincidentaly,a huricane stikes also instantlyand kills you and your attractive dusky maiden. I wish I had a show MTV Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 26, 2007 by Mr. X---> "I really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3, but I'm totally not trying to pressure her in any way. Totally." This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2396 You now own a show named "MTV", but the television channel sues you for copyright infringement. I wish I will remember to buy toilet paper before going home. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Nov 29, 2007 by Joe C (goodness me!) This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2397 You do remember to buy toilet paper! It's The Daily Express. I wish all my Christmas parties didn't happen on the same day. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Dec 10, 2007 by bobaah-m This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2398 Granted. Now one of them starts at one minute passed midnight. I wish i had more time off work, and still got paid my full wage. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Dec 10, 2007 by Mr. X---> "I really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3, but I'm totally not trying to pressure her in any way. Totally." This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2399 You get hit by a truck. Insurance covers the cost of your medical bills and what you would normally be paid at work, but the doctors say that you'll never walk again.... I wish my chair didn't squeak. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted Dec 10, 2007 by bobaah-m This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2400 Your chair no longer squeaks... it now sings "Show me the way to Amarillo" at top volume all day. I wish the vending machine at work had Irn-Bru. Read the First Reply to this Posting << < > >> Conversation list << < > >> Conversation list

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