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Subject: Thanks for the warning!
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Malabarista - live a little! The night is young, and we have umbrellas in our drinks.
 
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The invasion must be underway. Gmail just felt the need to inform me - in the space usually reserved for an ad - that "you can make a lovely hat out of used aluminium foil". No link to any external site. weird aliensmile

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(Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels.
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I'm wearing mine already... best safe than sorry alienfrown ufo run

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rofl

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loonycat - making lemonade..
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yikes

And a handy Star wars style weapon from used fluorescent tubes ok

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Posted Jan 17, 2012 by Online Now
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laugh

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rofl If it appears again Mala, please grovel capture it with a screen shot. Some of those adds are really surreal and the best of them disappear before you look a second time.

But why 'used' tinfoil? Maybe the food traces add a certain something?

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Well since you're using it to make the hat, i don't think you get much choice in the matter

laugh

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the thing I like about the tinfoil hat is that some knowledgeable folks actually did a study of how they affected radio waves. And found that they actually amplify signals in the range 1.2GHz to 1.4GHz (which are bands allocated in the US to the Govt. for radio comms and satellites) and the 2.6GHz used by mobiles.

http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/

They conclude
"It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC."

I like geeks with time on their hands and technology to play with smiley

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Edward the Bonobo - Gone.
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What about tinfoil pants? You never can be too careful!

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Well, if that's what you think with...

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Edward the Bonobo - Gone.
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I went to the Dr wearing a pair of clingfilm pants. He told me:

'I can clearly see your nuts.'










ba-dam TISH!

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If you're planning to make a tinfoil hat, instructions are provided here: A79689613

Those of you who cannot remember life before cable and satellite TV may not know this, but we used tinfoil to increase the reception of our 'rabbit ears' antennae, back in the day. snork

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Amy Pawloski aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)
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You don't have to predate cable to know thattongueout

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But you do have to know it - no using wiki tommorrow, since they're crashing themselves for a day, curtesy of SOPA

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Are they? cool We have the internet to ourselves, then. magic

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indeed, it could be quiet for a change...well quiet outside our noisy bubble



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average accuracy of internet articles should increase by quite a few percentage points tomorrow, then!

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Depends whether they put in a redirect to Uncyclopedia smiley

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What? Uncyclopedia is the unvarnished truth!

and before you mention it, conservapedia doesn't exist on my internets.

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Edward the Bonobo - Gone.
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Never mind that. Is Facebook down? yikes

How will I be able to talk to my *real* friends? run

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