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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 14, 2004 by Online Now
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Things you never hear anymore:

"Hanging's too good for them!"


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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 14, 2004 by
Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489)
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Well, great. Now I've heard it. So it's no longer a thing I don't hear anymore. erm

Anyway...I don't ever hear anyone say "Off with his head!"

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 14, 2004 by
The Reverend Something or Other
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"String 'em up, it'll teach 'em a lesson!"

Old commercial high-lighting false church-goers.

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 14, 2004 by
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"It's good for children to be out in the sun"

Sigh.

Mol

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 14, 2004 by
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"Spare the rod, spoil the child"

How many kids have today's version of a 'rod'?

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 15, 2004 by
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"Children should be seen and not heard"

Yeah, and definately not mugging people, doing drugs and going joyriding.

(I must be getting old!)

Alex

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 15, 2004 by
The Reverend Something or Other
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Harry Chapin "Cat's in the cradle" on the radio

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 15, 2004 by Online Now
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ok

"Where's the beef?"

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 17, 2004 by
The Groob (Yawning in the face of adversity)
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Car horns that play tunes.

Town criers

Demis Rousos

Railway excuses involving snow

A capela radio jingles

Eurovision hosts repeating everything in five languages

Kettle whistles

The characteristic drone of WWII planes

The song 'we shall overcome' at demonstrations

One man bands. (You still get people playing one instrument but I haven't seen a one man band for years)

"The famous Tottenham Hostpur went to Rome to see the pope" song.



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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 17, 2004 by
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"see a penny pick it up all day long you'l have goodluck"

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 17, 2004 by
Beatrice Backing Belgium
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Ooh, I say that one all the time! But usually my version goes:

"See a pin (or penny) pick it up, and all day long you'll have a pin!"


What I never hear any more is the Belfast Telegraph sellers yelling

"Saaaaxth Tellaaaaaaay!!!"


Probabaly becasue I don't live in Belfast anymorewinkeye

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 17, 2004 by
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he he he maybe because u dont live there u donthear it unless u have v.good hearing.


"il box your ears"

"get out of this classroom you dont throw pens at peolples eyes"- maybe coz im not at school anymore he he he

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 17, 2004 by
The Groob (Yawning in the face of adversity)
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The 'For mash get Smash' jingle.

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 17, 2004 by
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"Thank you" when you hold a door open for the person behind you. grr

RFevilgrin

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 17, 2004 by
the third man(temporary armistice)n strike)
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He's a smashing bloke that Gary Glitter.

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 17, 2004 by
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"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU"

PPL HAVE LOST THERE MANNERS

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 17, 2004 by
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WHAT WAS THAT? You might like to look up two posts.

Shhhh!

RFevilgrin

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 18, 2004 by Online Now
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"Please proceed quickly and quietly to the shelters and wait for the all clear signal. Please proceed quickly and quietly to the shelters and wait for the all clear signal. Please proceed qui..."

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 19, 2004 by
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HERES A GOOD1 U NEVER SEE FUN PPL ON H2G2

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Subject: Things you never hear anymore
Posted May 19, 2004 by
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It's Friday...It's five to five..and it's.. CRACKERJACK!!!!!

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