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Posted Aug 9, 2001 by Orcus
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  | | How about the oldest thing in your freezer - this should extend the time period extensively.
My lodger has had a tub of Snickers Ice Cream in there for the last year! I finally cracked and took a look the other day and it is *still* unopened. I daren't try it - the freezer is only  so nothing should be in there for more than a month!
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| | | Subject: The oldest thing in your freezer
Posted Aug 9, 2001 by Tefkat
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| | The oldest thing in my fridge is a bottle of lemon juice - best before apr 96.
The oldest thing in the freezer would be the  .
We rescued him from the  9 years ago and kept him in a budgie cage, feeding him  food with the wrong end of a spoon, (as instructed by the expert) but he died after a couple of days.
The man wanted us to keep him in the freezer till he could send someone to pick him up, cos he didn't belong to any of the local species.
He's well wrapped in several layers of newspaper and pizza bags, but we have had to stop several visiting teenagers who thought pizza seemed like a good idea...
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| | | Subject: The oldest thing in your fridge
Posted Aug 12, 2001 by Phil (just the one head)
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| | Isn’t this a lovely thread! We are all making each other feel so much better that we are not alone in our squalidness. In my house I am the one who uses up all those past BB date things. Other half despairs. Kids make that “eeyoo” noise. Got hoist by own petard (?) a few weeks ago by opening a tube of mushroom pate that was BB 1998. Made a butty. Very tasty - no problem. went around crowing about wimps and wot were BB dates for anyway.
Next day made another big one with lots of pate
Large bite
Immediate dash for kitchen receptacle due to intense taste of vomit
life-changing experience
won't do that again
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| | | Subject: The oldest thing in your freezer
Posted Aug 13, 2001 by ~ jwf ~
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| | Freezer:
Oh dear I just remembered I had a freezer when I moved in! Oh well. It must be in the basement somewhere.
Fridge:
Two rolls of unexposed 8mm Kodak movie film circa 1966 and about an ounce of fine lesbianese hashish stashed in the meat of a Big Mac back when John Travolta could still dance. The burger is wrapped in foil and sits in a styro-foam (pre-eco-friendly) box with a note saying, "Do not open except in case of neuclear attack."
peace
~jwf~
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| | | Subject: The oldest thing in your freezer
Posted Aug 13, 2001 by  Phreako
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| | One of my friends had a hamster that died when she was about 8 and she didn't want to bury him or get rid of the dead hamster or anything because she still wanted to be able to see him so her parents froze the dead hamster and as of three years ago the hamster was still there. As far as I know, the hamster remains in the freezer to this day. I think I will ask her next time I see her if the hamster is still in the freezer. It's probably been about ten years since the thing died.
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