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This is the Conversation Forum for Ask h2g2 << Does the UK have an Energy Policy Light fittings (wall fittings) >> Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by Corinth   Posting 1 Any ideas? Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by a girl called Ben This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2 Well, lots of us are nice, and lots of us are friendly... ...oh, you want both at once? Hmmmmmm. ***B Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by Pink Paisley This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 3 Me me me me ......... Oh sorry, girls! PP Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by Corinth This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 4 Nice, friendly, and accomodating would be best, really... Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by Pink Paisley This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 5 Nice friendly girls that run hotels then. PP Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by Corinth This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 6 I don't mean to denigrate anyone, and there's nothing wrong with anyone's profession as long as they practice it of their own accord, but that's not exactly the sort of girl I'm looking for. I would just like the sort of lass who would serve a fellow a glass of armagnac, massage his feet so tired from wandring, and indulge his fancies. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by Pink Paisley This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 7 How about settling for the following:- 1. Mortgage 2. Hair loss. 3. University fees. 4. A week in Bridlington once a year. Thought not. PP Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by Corinth This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 8 No that wouldn't suit me at all. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by The Apathetic This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 9 Then, bluntly phrased, you're screwed. Welcome to humanity. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by Corinth This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 10 I'm afraid I fail to see what mr.pinkpaisleys list has to do with nice girls. I've been a registered member of humanity since time immemorial. It is for this reason that I am seeking a nice young lady to take me away from the remembrance of it. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by a girl called Ben This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 11 I just want to be clear, now. You want a nice young lady to make you forget you are human? What DO you want her to make you think you are? not nice, not young, not a lady, but a girl called Ben Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by The Apathetic This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 12 It's nice to see that this site attracts a fine level of cynicism. Now I know I'm in the right place after all. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by Xanatic This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 13 It seems you were born 50 years to late if you´re looking for a girl to serve your every need. But you could of course pay her. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by a girl called Ben This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 14 Oh, I don't know. Serving someone's every need can be highly entertaining - especially when you stop. ***B Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by Corinth This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 15 Ah, to forget I am human, what bliss that would be! What a weight lifted from my shoulders, freed from all pretense at humanity! I want her to make me think I am cared for, that there is no need to worry, and that if I get the odd hankering, there's no need to worry about that either. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by a girl called Ben This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16 Hankering, eh? But what do you want to be INSTEAD of being human? I mean, are we talking about dolphins here, or items of furniture, or godhead? You need to give a clear specification... ***B Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by The Apathetic This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 17 And speaking of specifics, does the question mean (as it states)"nice friendly girls" or rather (as is implied) "a Dickensian housewife"? Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by Corinth This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 18 Why must I be anything other than a happy embodiment of bliss, which is what I inevitably become when in the company of a lass. I don't want a slave. Just someone compassionate and caring. With long firm legs. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 29, 2001 by a girl called Ben This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 19 The embodiment of bliss? Have you tried meditation? ***B Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Where can I find some nice friendly girls? Posted Jun 30, 2001 by Corinth This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 20 Meditation, transcendental philosopy, buddhism, psychotropic drugs, I've tried them all in my day. But nothing beats the caress of a soft hand... Read the First Reply to this Posting > >> Conversation list > >> Conversation list

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