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This is the Journal of Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. << Journal entry of a genius?? What are senior citizens worth? >> Born n Bred in Yorkshire an Proud on it! Welcome to the warped world of Prof Animal Chaos,drop in any time for a kall!(chat). so warped, I return to myself, when thrown!! Normal service might be resumed as soon as possible!... Normal service might be resumed as soon as possible!... .............Deja-vu ?? Normal service might be resumed as soon as possible!... .............Deja-vu ??.............Deja-vu 2 ?? Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 6, 2012 by Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.   Posting 1 The explorer who went to darkest Africa, in search of the light switch. The cricketer who went to bowl a maiden over and got charged with Actual Bodily Harm (A.B.H) The man who went bear hunting, he got nettled all over his privates. One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow. But it had already been done. The cricketer who went to bowl a maiden over and slipped a disc as she was too heavy to pick up. The sailor went to sea, but walked into the take-away next door. The blonde female aviator went to fly a plane, but the joiner wouldn't let her have it. The priest who wanted to go to mass' but couldn't spell "achusetts" to finish the destination in his sat-nav. The dim scientists who went to launch a rocket and ended up in a restaurant Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 6, 2012 by aka Bel This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2 Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 6, 2012 by Triquack This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 3 You missed the pothole explorer who got run over by a , prof. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 6, 2012 by frenchbean This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 4 Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 6, 2012 by lapislazuli This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 5 What? Which particular feather tickled your bum encouraging you to start this (oh so close to a pun thread clone)? Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 6, 2012 by Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 6 Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 6, 2012 by ITIWBS This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 7 Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 6, 2012 by ITIWBS This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 8 ... , or <cateyes> (glowing, in the dark). Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 6, 2012 by Dmitri Gheorgheni This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 9 Keep boldly going... Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 6, 2012 by Lanzababy This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 10 A42426966 Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 7, 2012 by Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 11 he went drain spotting and got hit by the 10.15 to Euston Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 7, 2012 by Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 12 he boldly went where no man has gone before! to a Gynaecologist for a check up Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 7, 2012 by Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 13 she went for a facelift, they put sliding doors there Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 7, 2012 by The Thinker This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 14 I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 7, 2012 by The Thinker This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 15 Don't know where we're going, by Mr. E. Tour Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 7, 2012 by The Thinker This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16 When I was on holiday in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess! Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 7, 2012 by Dmitri Gheorgheni This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 17 You people are a hazard to shipping. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 7, 2012 by Triquack This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 18 Nah! Shipping steers well clear the prof Clan. Sign above the entrance to a slimming club...."LET THEY BE LIGHT". Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 8, 2012 by Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 19 the captain went down with his ship I thought it was ducks that had down Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: They went with determination Posted Jan 10, 2012 by Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 20 the man went solo - no one could hear him Read the First Reply to this Posting Conversation list Conversation list

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