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This is the Conversation Forum for Miscellaneous Chat << LET'S SEE HOW QUICK WE CAN GET A MILLION THREADS Who am I? No googling you muckers. >> Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Aug 28, 2011 by airscotia-back by popular demand This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16021 I see Jedwood are in the big brother house That's a lovely house they have there this year isn't it? I particularly love the pool area, I think that's very nice. I remember a previous series where Michael Barrymore was a contestant. I liked that too. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Aug 28, 2011 by airscotia-back by popular demand This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16022 I was watching a video of the recent royal wedding the other day. William Windsor (nee Saxe-Coburg) was looking resplendant in his forces uniform, as was his half brother. Kate, the bride, looked devestated. But what really caught my eye was the lovely shoes that Camilla (queen of our future hearts ) was wearing. The interview with the farrier afterwards, detailling the amount of work that had gone into them, was very illuminating. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Aug 28, 2011 by airscotia-back by popular demand This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16023 I bought my wife one of those memory sticks the other day. They are brilliant aren't they? She has forgotten nothing since....... Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Aug 29, 2011 by McKay The Disorganised This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16024 Harry Redknapp is sat in the pub drowning his sorrows after the 5 - 1 defeat, when Arsene Wenger walks in looking really down in the mouth. "Et tu Brute ?" Says Harry "Don't YOU start" says Arsene Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 1, 2011 by loosehead This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16025 Warning to all Arsenal fans. You may receive an email offering you free Arsenal tickets. Please be aware there is a risk you might actually get them. Odds are 8/2 that you will Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 2, 2011 by interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16026 My wife tried to humiliate me the other day by revealing my pokemon obsession to my mates it was super effective Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 6, 2011 by swl This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16027 Wayne Rooney plays in the number 10 shirt for Man Utd and England. Or the stick and circle as he calls it. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 8, 2011 by MonkeyS- all revved up with no place to go This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16028 I took the shell off my racing snail to see if he'd go faster. If anything, it's just made him a bit more sluggish.... Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 10, 2011 by McKay The Disorganised This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16029 While we were on holiday I took my wife to the local zoo. When we got inside all they had was one small dog. I said to my wife "It's a shih-tzu" Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Posting Hidden Posted Sep 13, 2011 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16030 This Posting has been hidden during moderation because it broke the House Rules in some way. You can find out more about moderation on h2g2 here. Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 18, 2011 by Pink Paisley This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16031 Is it called a bi-plane because it likes other aeroplanes AND helicopters? PP Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 20, 2011 by Rumbleghost This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16032 No. It is called a biplane because it likes two planes and stays in the middle. If it decided on one of them, it would spiral downwards. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 21, 2011 by The Duke of Dunstable This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16033 I did some family history research, stumbled on my roots and sprained an uncle. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 22, 2011 by interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16034 a mate phoned me the other day and said "hey, what are you doing right now?" i said "failing my driving test" Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 23, 2011 by toybox This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16035 "We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here", said the barman. A neutrino walks into a bar. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 23, 2011 by Beatrice Backing Belgium This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16036 I bet bad news still travels faster #Douglasadamslaw Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 23, 2011 by shagbark This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16037 Looks like Einstein left bad news out of his calculations. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 23, 2011 by ol don one This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16038 Took a long time to arrive! Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 25, 2011 by bluesue This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16039 I laughed yesterday,at your lovely jokes or was it tomorrow? Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Tell Us A Joke Posted Sep 25, 2011 by Dene - specialist in red herrings This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16040 Tomorrow will be today,tomorrow. Read the First Reply to this Posting << < > >> Conversation list << < > >> Conversation list

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