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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Jul 8, 2009 by
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This is an huge Restaraunt on the 34th floor filled with tables and chairs.

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Feb 26, 2010 by
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*sits down*

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Feb 26, 2010 by
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*A Penguins sidles up to the table and puts a menu down it then waddles back to the kitchen*

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Feb 27, 2010 by
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Comes in and hangs round the door, hoping to be noticed by the maitre d'

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Feb 27, 2010 by
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*Another Penguin waiter marches across to the table Catachresis is sat at and puts a menu on the table, and leaves the room the first penguin returns to the room and Esquires what Persephone would like to order*

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Subject: The Iced Bun
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Looks at menu thoughtfully, underlining the most interesting dishes with red ink. Draws a chicken drumstick on the napkin.

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Subject: The Iced Bun
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*The second penguin reenters the room and esquires what Catachresis would like to order*

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Subject: The Iced Bun
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Points to the item that has been underlined four times, and looks meaningfully at the sketch of the chicken drumstick.

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Feb 27, 2010 by
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*The Penguin looks at the menu and says "An excellent choice" Snaps his fingers and a plate with the food of choice is brought in by two king penguins. "Enjoy your meal"*

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Subject: The Iced Bun
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Looks up from the wine list and across towards the door. Should he choose the Sancerre he can afford, or a bottle of Dom Perignon and another of Crystal to compare and contrast, and then make a dash for the exit when the time comes to pay the bill?

Those penguins don't look very quick on their feet.

He orders the champagne.

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Feb 27, 2010 by
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*Two King penguins bring out Champagne in an ice bucket*

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Feb 27, 2010 by
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Yum.

Hard to say which is best.

I wonder if Persephone would accept the offer of two glasses of champagne? Has word with one of the penguins.

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Feb 27, 2010 by
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*An emperor Penguin carries a tray with two glasses of champagne over to Persephone's table*
*Walks in and sits at a table*
Evening!
*Attracts the attention of a penguin*
The usual please

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Feb 28, 2010 by
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Chokes on mouthful of Dom Perignon, astonished that there could be anything usual in a restaurant where the waiters were penguins.

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Feb 28, 2010 by
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This isn't Mary Poppins you know!
Ah My food's Here
*Four penguins carry in a large plate of beef*

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Subject: The Iced Bun
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Wipes mouth with napkin, ruining drawing of drunstick. Sighs contentedly. Stops passing penguin and asks for the sweets trolley.

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Feb 28, 2010 by
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*The Penguin summons the sweet trolley*

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Feb 28, 2010 by
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Hmmm. Everything looks so delicious.

I couldn't make up my mind about the champagne, so I drank both bottles (less two glasses given away, of course).

Hmmm.

Orders one of everything. smiley

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Mar 1, 2010 by
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*The penguin leaves the tolly where it is and puts a spoon on it*

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Subject: The Iced Bun
Posted Mar 1, 2010 by
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*Look at menue*

Erm, chicken

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