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This is the Message Centre for RiffRaff << A girl, ... Limericks >> Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here   Posting 1 He moved the limerick house Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Anonymouse This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2 And was followed by a mouse Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 3 a cat and two sheep Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Vestboy back in the UK This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 4 and green wellies to keep Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Anonymouse This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 5 Not to mention a crow and two grouse. =========== A captain named Jean-Luc Piccard Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Vestboy back in the UK This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 6 Found trekking with stars very hard Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Anonymouse This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 7 So he hired a First Mate Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Some Guy This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 8 That guy, second rate Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Menza This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 9 He in ten forward and got barred Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Menza This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 10 (Humble apologies that should have read) He liked ten forward but got barred Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Vestboy back in the UK This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 11 You get to start the next one Menzarse (by the way is that name sort of Spanish (pronounced Menthar'say) or crude?) Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Menza This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 12 I didn't start a new one because my hands had decided upon a unilateral boycot of all typing activity (see previous posts) nothing I typed made any sense, no change there then . As for the name, its just crude. In my defence it is my nickname from Uni, and I did not make it up myself. ==================== There was a young man from Manc Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by PaleoDan This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 13 Who worked as a guard in a bank Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Menza This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 14 The clerk was a babe Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Some Guy This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 15 And when she got raped Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Menza This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 16 He ended up locked in the tank ============================== The mouse lived under the floor Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Some Guy This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 17 Considered his life somewhat of a bore Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 5, 1999 by Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 18 Forever eating food oh so raw Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 6, 1999 by Vestboy back in the UK This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 19 Looneytunes & PP I'm not sure you've quite got the hang of this. The first two lines are long and rhyme. The next two are shorter and only rhyme with each other - not the first line and then the last line goes back to the plot of the first two. So I'll take yours as line 5 and put in the missing lines. The mouse lived under the floor Considered his life somewhat of a bore He tried to cook without any luck Forever eating food oh so raw Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: Limericks page 3 Posted Sep 6, 1999 by Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 20 Vestboy is a legend He fixed the ending Of a previous post A man with the most Is Vestboy my friend Read the First Reply to this Posting Conversation list Conversation list

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