 |  |  | Subject: RHYMES ON THE UNDERGUIDE Posted Sep 6, 2003 by Charityplayer
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MIND THE GAP, MIND YOUR HEAD, NOSMO KING IS ALIVE NOT DEAD
FEET OFF SEATS, NO SMELLY EATS, NO SHELLEY, NO KEATS, NO FARE CHEATS
MIND THE GAP MIND THE RAP MIND THE CC TV CAMERA TRAP
MIND YOUR HEAD, MIND YOUR MOUTH, MIND YOUR MOBILE 'PHONE
MIND THE GAP, MIND THE CRAP
GIVE A DOG A BONE
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 |  |  | Subject: RHYMES ON THE UNDERGUIDE Posted Oct 1, 2004 by Charityplayer This is a reply to this Posting
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I SAW A WOMAN THE OTHER DAY, HER BEAUTY WAS ONLY SKIN DEEP, SHE WAS A THICK SKINNED ESSEX GIRL, AND HER BEAUTY MADE ME WEEP
I WENT TO BED, I COULD NOT SLEEP, I TOSSED AND TURNED, I COUNTED SHEEP, GOD HELP ME, I CRIED OUT, FOR I WAS IN HER GRIP, GOD SAVE ME FROM ESSEX WOMAN, AND HER STIFF UPPER LIP
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