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This is the Conversation Forum for The UnderGuide << Chuck Bodgers In The 28th Century Where is the UnderGuide? >> Subject: RHYMES ON THE UNDERGUIDE Posted Sep 6, 2003 by Charityplayer   Posting 1 MIND THE GAP, MIND YOUR HEAD, NOSMO KING IS ALIVE NOT DEAD FEET OFF SEATS, NO SMELLY EATS, NO SHELLEY, NO KEATS, NO FARE CHEATS MIND THE GAP MIND THE RAP MIND THE CC TV CAMERA TRAP MIND YOUR HEAD, MIND YOUR MOUTH, MIND YOUR MOBILE 'PHONE MIND THE GAP, MIND THE CRAP GIVE A DOG A BONE Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: RHYMES ON THE UNDERGUIDE Posted Nov 10, 2003 by Charityplayer This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2 A SHORT RYDE ON THE CIRCLE LINE http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A1173025 Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: RHYMES ON THE UNDERGUIDE Posted Oct 1, 2004 by Charityplayer This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 3 ESSEX GIRLS I SAW A WOMAN THE OTHER DAY, HER BEAUTY WAS ONLY SKIN DEEP, SHE WAS A THICK SKINNED ESSEX GIRL, AND HER BEAUTY MADE ME WEEP I WENT TO BED, I COULD NOT SLEEP, I TOSSED AND TURNED, I COUNTED SHEEP, GOD HELP ME, I CRIED OUT, FOR I WAS IN HER GRIP, GOD SAVE ME FROM ESSEX WOMAN, AND HER STIFF UPPER LIP Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: RHYMES ON THE UNDERGUIDE Posted Oct 16, 2004 by Mrs Zen This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 4 Hi Charityplayer I suggest that you put these together into an entry and submit it to rf5 which is the Alternative Writing Workshop, and the main area of h2g2 mined for the gems showcased in the UnderGuide. Ben Conversation list Conversation list

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