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Hello Unknown Visitor Welcome to the Keepers Home Page. What is a Keeper? I think Galaxy Babe the Founder of the Keepers is the best person to answer that; It's the title to say you have claimed your favourite thing.
Your Keep can be anything you like {just have a glance at the list....} it can be your favourite thing in Real Life or invented, by yourself or someone else. BUT it must _not_ already be kept by anyone else on the list. Or in the words of one of our Keepers; I am merely giving myself presence, a certain grandeur if you will while grabbing responsibility with both hands and becoming a productive member of this society
I'm Emmily the new Keeper of the Keepers Home Page. If you would like to be the Keeper of your one, two or even three favourite things, please start a new conversation below, with your Keeper choice as the Subject, a brief expanation and your 'U' number. An easy way to find out if your desired Keeper title is on the list is to press the F3 key on your keyboard, this should bring up the ‘Find’ facility. OFFICIAL KEEPERS Trin is the Keeper of 0,1 and lost pixelsthe new Sam Wolf is the Keeper of 1 aardvarkcpt_joe is the Keeper of the 3 Headed Siamese Space Monkeys InariKitsune is the Keeper of the 13 Dreams of Inari the Vixen GoddessArgon0 is the Keeper of 42isms and Calculations GrumpyAlembic is the Keeper of 143, Comfort Zones and Vacilliations insurgent is the Keeper of 1979 Chevrolet Stingray Corvettes and JäegermeisterTrillianette is the Keeper of a moose named Fred and peanut butter and jelly sandwichesHieronymus is the Keeper of a small dragon perched on the sound of the smell of a partially dismembered dogHighland Flood is the Keeper of A Straight Face Mort is the Keeper of A Thousand Medicinesterence-john is the Keeper of Abalone and Mother-of-Pearl sixSevens is the Keeper of Abandoned Holes otherwise destined for the scrap heap of oblivion, Receipts for items no longer under warranty and Inaccessible Triple Word Score squaresYelbakk is the Keeper of Abandoned ThoughtsDavid F. Porteous is the Keeper of Abstract Statistics, Irrelevant Statistics, Unverifiable Fibs Told With The Best Possible Intentions and Mick Jagger's Lips when not in usephw is the Keeper of the Absurd and the Bizarre Tube is the Keeper of Abused Smilies The Mythical Fish is the Keeper of Airguitars FroBoy is the Keeper of Alchemical ResearchDevil Man is the Keeper of  and the foamy stuff on  Din'Amarth is the Keeper of all bad jokes, except for those which are stunningly badGalen is the Keeper of All Physics Problem Sets and People masquerading as LT. Frank RichardsMadpea is the Keeper of all plants, in particular of selaginellasKT is the Keeper of All Retired Racing Greyhounds Shal'pek is the Keeper of All the dark and unrulypink ego is the Keeper of all the things that could never possibly go wrong, but they did, and now there's no solutionClarke the Cynic is the Keeper of All Things Darnedmagickmark is the Keeper of All things Fortean, The Dark Wisdom of Cthulhu, The Old Ones and The Way
doggymad is the Keeper of all things hairy, curly that can be cut off when they annoy you too muchbluesue is the Keeper of all things lost behind the gas cookerPunichicken is the Keeper of All Things Moist and Some Things Lilacfundamentallyflawed is the Keeper of all things not quite right in the universe LadyB is the Keeper of All things Rhino relatedBinary667 is the Keeper of All things Shiny and Metallic, and yet you still manage to lose themcl zoomer is the Keeper of All things Skookumchuckdaisylou is the Keeper of All Things SouthernephirielX is the Keeper of All things that are dodgyDraven is the Keeper of All things that totally contradict themselves and or have multiple or split personalitiesLighthousegirlUK is the Keeper of All things Purple and QuestionsCal Fortuneswell is the Keeper of All Things TucTaffy Boy is the Keeper of All Things WelshLink 42 is the Keeper of All Things with Buttons and Also of the Zelda TuneMoose is the Keeper of All Things Yellow and discarded mousepadsThe Keeper of all things Yorkshire is The Keeper of All things YorkshireKandle is the Keeper of All Thoughts Blond Rootedshaun micheals is the Keeper of all wigan, including meat pies and the jjbCaerwynn is the Keeper of the Almost Empty Nail Varnish BottlesIncrease Mathers is the Keeper of Alphabetical Lists (even if they don't have letters in)ella is the Keeper of Alternative Afrikaans Music Conceited Little Megapuppy is the Keeper of amateur orchestras and similar unpaid musical entitiesCalico Kitty is the Keeper of Americans who have the annoying habit of trying to type with a Fake British Accent (namely Myself)beckeew is the Keeper of Andrea Bocelli E is the Keeper of an extensive collection of Pixies recordsAfrael is the Keeper of Angelic GuidanceHussassan is the Keeper of Animé, Insanity, and Nintendo GameCubeThadgewick McNugget is the Keeper of Annexing stray llamas whilst simultaneously and at the same time perpetually facilitating the use of long and confusingly subjective pronouns to prolong a degree of silliness within the Greater CLackfold area of Belgium without lights in a built-up aardvarkRed Dog is the Keeper of the Annoying Habit of Writing ENTIRELY IN CAPITALSNuclearConfusion
is the Keeper of annoying habits like using an elevator to travel only one floor or being given a knife but still trying to cut your pancakes using only your fork.LeviPuma is the Keeper of Annoyingly Catchy Mobile Phone Ring Tones and Ladies That Lunch  Zarniroop is the Keeper of Annoying squeeks that don't go away when oiled, lost plots and unmeasured bits of stringInsomniac is the Keeper of Annoying Tooth Clicking and Speech without ThoughtAlondar is the Keeper of the Answers to unasked questions  Jacqueline888 is the Keeper of Antidisestablishmentarianismcavedweller is the Keeper of Anxious Philosophers, bedraggled prophets and affiliated thinkers Fadookie the Froody is the Keeper of the Any Keywotsisnehm is the Keeper of Appalling Misuse of PunctuationLady Lynda of Turmish is the Keeper of Arcane MajicksUkkeli is the Keeper of Article Free EnglishThe cat in the hat is the Keeper of Articulated VehiclesMystrunner is the Keeper of Assasins, The Sunlight That Filters Through The Tree Leaves, And Of Patron Saintschristirose-Haribol! is the Keeper of Assorted Articles of Clothing That A. No Longer Fit B. Are No Longer In Style C. Both In The Hopes of A. Fitting In B. A Fashion Renaissance C. BothKoyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of Auto-piloting, Defective bicycle, Oracle, the wall, origami, XC, and hill sessionsBadger is the Keeper of Avian IP carriers, Parrferrises and Lost Bits from ancient RAM chipsUbu is the Keeper of the B flat Minesweep Goddess is the Keeper of Bad PunsParrferris is the Keeper of Badgersladybird is the Keeper of Badly tuned televisions and mis-behaved elderly SkodasPlato is the Keeper of Ballpoint Pensvogonpoet is the Keeper of Balls in the AirTaleisin is the Keeper of Bards and Something Else Owlatron is the Keeper of the  smileyMr. X is the Keeper of Baldur's Gate Nosebagbear is the Keeper of Bears and their legal rightsSwoosh is the Keeper of Beautiful but Dribbly pets and their owners Magellan is the Keeper of the Beer Cooler Huw is the Keeper of Belly-button fluffLeri II is the Keeper of the Bemused MagpieSpike is the Keeper of the BenchmarksHamish the Dingo is the Keeper of Bert the Semi-stunned Albatross, Childish Rude Noises And Evil Scheming Plans  CaptYossarian is the Keeper of The Best Catch There Is, Murphy's Law and the FnordSt.Courtney is the Keeper of Big Cats another primate (called rik)
is the Keeper of big hair and monkeys, including (but not exclusive to) big hairy monkeysBluebottle is the Keeper of Bikini BabesAtomic Iguana is the Keeper of the BiscuitsMindni Blowfish is the Keeper of bits 3 thru 7 inclusiveSpeller is the Keeper of the bits of fluff that collect in the bottom of pockets Joe aka Arnia is the Keeper of Bizarre Statements Sergeant Mushroom is the Keeper of the Black Cat Smiley Manders is the Keeper of Black fingernail polish and Children of the Night Auralyra is the Keeper of Black holes, tortoises, lavender, a few small pebbles, a few small secrets, a look I received, nine little notes of music, carrots, thyme and Time, on a lovely silver pocket watch which I wear on a chain around my neck, paraphernalia and dying indoor plantsSir John Luke is the Keeper of the Black stuff Xerces is the Keeper of Blades and BowsPinniped is the Keeper of Blubber and Rudeness WarrantsEternity is the Keeper of Blue Skies, Fluffy Clouds and Falling Objects Archangel Titania is the Keeper of BluebellsTaff Agent of Kaos is the Keeper of the Bluelight  The Flying Burrito is the Keeper of blunt, shiny lead objects and pointless revolutionsUnconformity is the Keeper of blunt spoons, golden syrup and unappreciated plant physiologybobogaulout is the Keeper of the BoboEl Freako Diablo is the Keeper of the Book of Wrong St.Lady Elly is the Keeper of BooksRaindawn is the Keeper of Bookshelves that Defy the Laws of PhysicsTigger is the Keeper of Bouncesbovril_king is the Keeper of Bovril crisps, never to be seen again, the secret is with me  Dark Mistress is the Keeper of Bran Castle and the Vampire within HarpoNotMarx is the Keeper of breaststroke techniquesArthbard Vootenoy is the Keeper of the Bridge of Death pilot747 is the Keeper of a briefcase full of flight stuffMatthew Kershaw is the Keeper of British Indie Recordspixel is the Keeper of Broken Dreams, Abandoned Hopes and Christopher Eccleston
Xulffa is the Keeper of Broken Felt-tip Pens with Splayed EndsAngelfeet is the Keeper of Bubble Perms and Wah-wah guitarHugo the Fish is the Keeper of Bubbles  Tinkerbell is the Keeper of Bubblewrap, Georgeous Formula One Drivers and JellyHonestlago is the Keeper of Buffy's stakes and Willow's spells Crystal Butterfly is the Keeper of Butterflies  Radox the Green is the Keeper of the CabbitsGoshoogoshoogosh is the Keeper of the Cactus GardenWizardFuzzball is the Keeper of Caffeine-fuelled late nights fluffysheep is the Keeper of Caffinated Drinks Whoami? is the Keeper of Cake Witty Ditty is the Keeper of the Can of WD-42Footbacon is the Keeper of Cannibals Tacsatduck is the Keeper of the Car Keys Clio is the Keeper of the Car named "Kevin" who shouldn't be able to run but still does, long baths and a large video collectionmonkey butler leader is the Keeper of the Cardboard BoatsSt.Clelba is the Keeper of Cats gobiefishy is the Keeper of CD's that only skip when trying to record them, the neverending sink of dirty dishes and the many happy songs of ELO AXR is the Keeper of Censored Movie ScenesNikki is the Keeper of Champagne and Fizzy Drinks and Daydreams and Nightmare Demons  Genetisch Gott is the Keeper of the ChaosphereShe Who Must Be Obeyed is the Keeper of Charming Young Men in Need of GuidanceLadyluck is the Keeper of Charms, Talismans and Amulets ommigosh is the Keeper of Cheerful Optimism Edam Cheese is the Keeper of Cheesehappyfacehelen is the Keeper of Cheshire Cat Grins and Holding Hands Nicknack is the Keeper of Chicken flavour Supernoodles with Worcester sauceHamish the Dingo is the Keeper of Childish Rude Noises, Bert the Semi-stunned Albatross and Evil Scheming Plans St.hezher is the Keeper of Chocolate Choirmaster is the Keeper of Choirs Ormondroyd is the Keeper of Civilised Soccer FandomVip is the Keeper of clarinets and clarinettists Archangel Kes is the Keeper of Classical Music Calico Demon is the Keeper of ClutterDuma is the Keeper of the Coffee Bean and all the Goodness that derives from it Three of Eight is the Keeper of the Collective Conciousness and all things Red DwarfDihybrid is the Keeper of the Colored HankiesSt.Blue is the Keeper of the Colour Blue, all things Blue, Falcons, Disgruntled Cat Toys, the Blues Brothers and the Blues Eris is the Keeper of chaos, discord, sock monsters and Nine Inch Nails songsbomdon is the Keeper of Cobwebs  Little Rich is the Keeper of Comedy Hats Zec is the Keeper of Common SenseTonto is the Keeper of Complaints, Baked Beans on Toast and the Questions Only thread's scripts MadHamish is the Keeper of Completely useless commentsDoctorMO is the Keeper of the Computersingingjerryr is the Keeper of all computers which blow up or crashPeet is the Keeper of Computer ScrapLifson Kofie is the Keeper of Computer Systems In Academic EstablishmentsCandiis the Keeper of Confusion, misunderstandings and mayhemStarbirth is the Keeper of ConspiraciesSurferen is the Keeper of Contradicting ThoughtsHarlequin is the Keeper of Contradictions, Ambiguity and things you shouldn't ask but do gingersnapper is the Keeper of the Cookie Jar and Lots of Stuff & Nonsense MyNameIsClareis the Keeper of Corduroy, particularly in trouser formThing is the Keeper of the Correctly Placed ApostropheAxe is the Keeper of Corrupted Floppy Disks, Dud CDRs, Scratched DVDs and other disturbed storage mediaMandragora Scrymidden is the Keeper of the Corset LacesABitB-londe is the Keeper of Cotton Bobbins, Buttons and Left-handed PaddlesCommander SuperMoo is the Keeper of The Cows and BBQ Sauce.murraygray is the Keeper of crispy bacon wheat crunchies Maz is the Keeper of Cross Stitchers Luvndaisies is the Keeper of Crumpled ATM ReceiptsSemisomnais the Keeper of Crumpled paperbacks, mangled paperclips, and all things upside-down or backwardsloohszee is the Keeper of the CryptThe Professor is the Keeper of CryptologyBambi is the Keeper of CrystalsFlanker is the Keeper of Curling Stones, the Stoup and Curling BroomsScottie23 is the Keeper of Cute Rugby PlayersJezeryis the Keeper of Cute and cuddly little Rottweilers lior2001 is the Keeper of Cute Worms and Pink ElephantsAlienfromearth is the Keeper Of Daft Bananas  The Mad Scientist is the Keeper of Dangerous Chemicals in unlabelled test-tubes Paladin of the Lost Houris the Keeper of Dangerous Ideaspsychocandy is the Keeper of Dangling Participles and Lengthy Long-Distance Phone CallsSt.Bobis the Keeper of Dave the headache  Lazara is the Keeper of daydreaming, misused Latin phrases and fragments of knowledgeRenee6612is the Keeper of Decidedly Odd Computer Backgrounds, Cappucino Truffles, and Music Stand ClipsMyjois the Keeper of Decisions that Should Never Be Made on Two Hours of Sleep Aries is the Keeper of the Deep Thought supercomputerKoyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of the Defective bicycle, Oracle, the wall, origami, XC, hill sessions and auto-pilotingToy Box is the Keeper of Delays, missed deadlines and stout Mathnerd is the Keeper of Despair and Gloomy Depressed Thoughts Space Chief is the Keeper of the Destructo-RayQueen Mab is the Keeper of the Dice of Fate and a sage plant called BasilVile Lagomorphis the Keeper of the Digeridoo and Other Long Words that Sound FunnyRat is the Keeper of dirty half-filled and chipped glass ashtrays Pete is the Keeper of Disambiguating SemicolonsMoose is the Keeper of Discarded mousepads and all things yellowGrandad Ugg is the Keeper of Distant Relatives Selector is the Keeper of DivertionsCaptain T A Nuge is the Keeper of Doctor Who related gibberish, incomplete packs of playing cards and inaccurate facts  T.B.Falsename is the Keeper of doing what every one does, except for the people who dont do it, as not every one does it, and if they did it would be quite aggravating as to do it constantly means the you go on and on and so doing it like this can eventually lead to people getting quite angry, but you dont realise, because you too busy doing it, and eventually someone will get too fed up with you doing it and will shout, probably down your ear, that you should, in their oppinion, JUST GET TO THE  ING POINT!Ariadni is the Keeper of Dolphins and also Cinnamon Incense4 Lawn is the Keeper of the doohickey!Cenuij Mu is the Keeper of DOOM, Seamonkeys, and Things on Little SticksGreebo T. Catis the Keeper of Doughnuts Zagreb is the Keeper of downed ZeppelinsIrving Washington is the Keeper of Dr. John H. Watson's Battered Tin Dispatch Boxsilver dragon is the Keeper of DragonsArpeggio is the Keeper of Dramatic Entrances and GraphorroeaWhere is the dreamer? is the Keeper of Dreamers Babelfishmonger is the Keeper of Dried habaneros and little blue trucksSt.Arthur Dentist is the Keeper of the Drill Dr.Goof Lithium is the Keeper of the Drinks Cabinet some bloke is the Keeper of Drunks, Fools and Ships named Enterprise BakaNoSatori is the Keeper of Duct TapePete the Wicked Viking is the Keeper of Keeper of dull axes and sharp ladiesOne-eye is the Keeper of DullnessNerd42 is the Keeper of the Dungeon ANDROKTONE is the Keeper of Dust Bunnies Moonkai is the Keeper of Dusty and also Blue Sparkly Studded CollarsGidgetGirl is the Keeper of a Dwarf Hamster named Senor Pedro MortimerMiranda is the Keeper of E minor and Himalayan Tea  Zok Zimmerman is the Keeper of Earmice pheloxi is the Keeper of ecalpemos and worldy-m-wordsLady Lowena is the Keeper of Elastic timeelesley is the Keeper of Electronic Stillness and PiersRalph the Wonder Llama is the Keeper of Elessar, the Elfstone, Palántiri and the Sword ReforgedCaptain Venom is the Keeper of the Ellipsis (those three dots...)Plastic Squirrel is the Keeper of Elvis Impersonations Sir Pristy Knockers is the Keeper of Empty cd cases and barley sugarPresident Peregrin is the Keeper of Empty JamjarsSpookis the Keeper of the endless pursuit to find new and wonderful ways to annoy, confuse, mystify, scare and interest people, and to make people understand the complications of understanding that it is impossible to understand things unless we understand how to understand, and we cannot do that unless we can understand, and we cannot do that until we've understood how to understand Moshe is the Keeper of the English and Hebrew Alphabets, the word the, fish heads, llama spit, chillie cheese fries, pointless jokes, stupid humor, all your base, musical theatre, and all things Kosherscouse2026 is the Keeper of English Football and the Greatest Football Club on Earth Liverpool FC when in doubt add more garlic is the Keeper of Epicurian DelightsE G Mel is the Keeper of Essex Girls and Ford Escortsaka is the Keeper of Everything with a second meaningPrincessarrianna is the Keeper of evil cute fluffy bunnies Hippa® is the Keeper of Evil Deeds  Hamish the Dingo is the Keeper of Evil Scheming Plans, Childish Rude Noises and Bert the Semi-stunned Albatross queeglesproggit is the Keeper of the Evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darknessMinerva is the Keeper of the Evil Toast Elf and The Sock Fairy Apollo is the Keeper of Ex-GirlfriendsJohn Luke is the Keeper of Excess Calories Siletta Weaver is the Keeper of Excessively Long TitlesAbi is the Keeper of Exotic Rodents and IanG's Lotus theredwiccanis the Keeper of Eyesnot and other bits of gooLeoAlpha is the Keeper of FactoidsThe Wargamer is the Keeper of the Factory FloorRev Nick is the Keeper of Faint HopesFairy Hedgehog is the Keeper of Fairies, Hedgehogs and all small, defenceless creatures Infinity is the Keeper of Fairy Circles, Dreams and Mischievous Elves onetyredguy is the Keeper of fake holly leaves and those coat fastenings that people haven't really got a name for, but most people call 'poppers'.Suzie Wand is the Keeper of Fantasy the other omylouse is the Keeper of February 9th and Talkie Toasters'Mazin' MadFiddler is the Keeper of Ferrets and assorted Muscalids Geggs is the Keeper of Fictional AntiquitiesBrentL is the Keeper of the Fifth Sunday in FebruaryYowuzupman is the Keeper of Fire and ExplosivesAbderian_sophist is the Keeper of The First Cup of Coffee in the Morning Tummyfish is the Keeper of Fish Cartoonacy is the Keeper of the FlameMr. Dreadful is the Keeper of Flawed Logic, the English Civil War and Heavy MetalBumblebee is the Keeper of FluffKazzikins is the Keeper of Fluffy BeesJinna is the Keeper of Fluffy PenguinsDolphin Girl is the Keeper of Flutes and Singing WatchesCookie Monster is the Keeper of the Flying Dancing Hippos in Pink TutusFlying Betty is the Keeper of Flying Monkeys, Folding Sheep, and Conversations Comprised Solely of the Word "Oy"Cafram is the Keeper of Flying PigsJoanna is the Keeper of FolksongsGoat_Starer AKA Das Boot is the Keeper of Foot  and Mouth(RIP) Aliquis mirabilis is the Keeper of Forbidden and Forgotten LoreSt.Jeremy FS JBB is the Keeper of The Foreign LanguageSt.Redfish is the Keeper of Found ThingsGreta_9 is the Keeper of the four-four beat and deep sexy basslinesvixn is the Keeper of Fraggles and Chewing GumTekGod is the Keeper of Free Will and Uncommon SenseNick O'Teen is the Keeper of Friendly WeevilsStealth K. is the Keeper of Frozen Regrets, Hazel Eyes {except Galaxy Babe's}, A Spartanesque Beard, Chewing Fat and The Zaphod Bunny of The ApocalypseDax is the Keeper of the frustrating habit of using a lot of... dots all the time...Malista is the Keeper of F/stops and Unasked QuestionsRaukodraug is the Keeper of the  smiley EastlakeJ is the Keeper of the Funny Game of Cricket and the Number 32Magic Hat is the Keeper of Fuses, Bolts and Little Bits of Broken Plastic ThingsExuberance personified is the Keeper of G.B.L. and Vampire Bats Niwt is the Keeper of G.B.L. twins, Handedness and PengripsJools is the Keeper of the Gaffer Tapeopticalillusion is the Keeper of Gary4me-2me is the Keeper of keeper of a Gas Station, preferably blue like the Tigris is the Keeper of the gatesResearcher Din is the Keeper of Gelatin and Other Gelatinous Substances7rob7 is the Keeper of Gender Indeterminacy and Pencils Too ShortGinTonyx is the Keeper of Gin and Tonic Genie is the Keeper of the Girls Night Out! glitter girl is the Keeper of Glowing GlitterHoratio_Caine is the Keeper of Glitter and all things Shiny Doctor John is the Keeper of GNUs and Other Acronymsdjsdude is the Keeper of GoalRt. Rev. Lesley Gentle is the Keeper Of The Goat (You Can't Have The Goat If You're Going To The Castle!!)Smilodon Prefect is the Keeper of Goa'uld, Daniel Jackson and the Stargatelilyth is the Keeper of the Goddess withinSultandude is the Keeper of Go-Go BarsVicki Chicki is the Keeper of Gold Stars and plastic bags Zaphod Beeblebrox the 1st is the Keeper of Golden Bail, 42, all things shiny and quite a lot of moneypaul simpson is the Keeper of Goldfish and Spelling mistakesCaper Plip is the Keeper of Good-Looking Tennis Players and Hobbits Yankme is the Keeper of the Good Old Days in Suburban Long Island NYstu... is the Keeper of good old fashioned style music Wonko-the-Sane is the Keeper of Good SexKatie of the Redheads is the Keeper of the Gook's BookReika The Librarian is the Keeper of Grammer, Most Things Literary, and Calabi-Yau SpacesVroomfindel is the Keeper of Great, Lifechanging Ideas That You Thought You Could Remember Without Writing DownTHE KID is the Keeper of the Greaze Dastardly is the Keeper of Greek Gods and Pirates spelugx is the Keeper of the Greek MonikerArchangel Silly Willy is the Keeper of Green Sylvia is the Keeper of Green Magic KC is the Keeper of Green TrilbyTar MacAdam is the Keeper of the Grey TrailTomcat is the Keeper Of Guide Entries That Make No Sense And Are Of No Use To AnybodyDainul is the Keeper of Guido-Retardant LogicShazz is the Keeper of The h2g2 Post, Post Archives and Post Links OwlofDoom is the Keeper of Half-finished good ideas, and of Nitina's heartEvangeline is the Keeper of Half full bottles of Tabasco sauceRiccardo is the Keeper of the Hammond OrganLuckystar is the Keeper of a handy pack of wetwipes. For emergencies.HappyDude is the Keeper of Happiness and Fluffy Cuddly Soft Toys Pu Dendal-Shrubbery is the Keeper of Happy Thoughts CycOptimus is the Keeper of Hardcore ViolenceTypolifi is the Keeper of Hasardous thoughts born in languageYossarian Prefect is the Keeper of Hermetic Philosophy and the Hitchhiker BluesVidmaster is the Keeper of Heroes, Acts of Valor, Destiny, and the Sharp Stick in the Eye GameWebSherpa is the Keeper of the Highest Prime NumberKoyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of Hill sessions, defective bicycle, Oracle, XC, the wall, origami and auto-pilotingHobbes is the Keeper of himself to himselfSalem Saberhagen is the Keeper of Hippiespeoplewhohatepeople is the Keeper of his own dignityTheIneffableBob is the Keeper of Hollandaise Sauce and all which is IneffableBatty is the Keeper of the Holy Tailsir-running-limey-kraut is the Keeper of the Home Keysachrisfox with crabbit is the Keeper of Hope sea is the Keeper of Horror Movies Jimmy the -3rd of House Beeblebrox is the Keeper of Hot Peppers, the holy hand grenade and the occasional pet rockdeackie is the Keeper of Hugs and Real Ale xaero is the Keeper of Hyperintellegent shades of the colour blueKat is the Keeper of Hypocritical Yet Useful Advice and The Peer Review NotepadUltima Weapon is the Keeper of Immense Knowledge and all things that are loud, fast and explosiveBassman {ACE} is the Keeper of Impeccable Timing and Political Correctness Jose is the Keeper of the Imperial DeafnessDeus Ex Machina is the Keeper of Improbable HappeningsLivzy is the Keeper of Inane and Irrelevant Comments around the h2g2 CommunityKate Schechter is the Keeper of Inane RamblingsAngustura is the Keeper of Inane Schedules and other Lost ArtsRains is the Keeper of Inappropriate Honesty and The Sound of a Rover V8Mac is the Keeper of Indecision Mozzerella is the Keeper of Infinite-Dimensional Vectorspaces and Non-SequitursKirikugi is the Keeper of the Infinite Improbability Armchair Alex is the Keeper of the Infinite Improbability DrivePhreako is the Keeper of Inflatable dartboards and furnitureLeopardskinfynn is the Keeper of InformationJACKLEONFRAUST is the Keeper of ink stained fingertips Amy Pawloski is the Keeper of inside jokes, even after they're not funny to anyone else anymore...Happy Little Elf is the Keeper of the insignificantTally is the Keeper of insignificant beings like myselfClare is the Keeper of Interesting but essentially useless words like halitosis and snoodZeek is the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical EquationsMeadowlark is the Keeper of Iris flowers and Cabbage Patch kids Archangel Fashion Cat is the Keeper of Irish Men midge t'moggget is the Keeper of irrational fandomsCatwoman is the Keeper of Irrelevant Music Trivia Muzaakboy is the Keeper of Islamic Studies, Tandoori Roti and Sweet Lassi deon is the Keeper of items that appear to be lost when needed, then turn up when no longer require and pens that have run out of inkThe Duke of Dunstable is the Keeper of Jack HandeyFarina is the Keeper of Jagermeister Shea the Sarcastic is the Keeper of Jelly BeansThe Jester is the Keeper of Jokes Saturn Girl is the Keeper of Jones Soda, Crayola Crayons, Sony Walkmen, the Gollum and tall Aleut men with "Poor Impulse Control" tattooed on their forehead Incey Wincey Spider is the Keeper of Jumpy Spiders Afterglow is the Keeper of Junk MailEsther is the Keeper of Karate and Jean-Claude Van Damme worshipEmmily is the Keeper of Keepers, mis-spelt names, that have double letters where there should only be one and chaiyah is the Keeper of Keeping OnSho is the Keeper of Keith Hamilton CobbPhyzix is the Keeper of Kevin Smith MoviesEgon is the Keeper of the Key to the Drinks CabinetNorm de p'Loom is the Keeper of keys for which there is no known lock, but that still get kept at the bottom of a drawerdim12trav is the Keeper of the Keys in dimensional dominionszolacakes is the Keeper of keys to things that are kept {except the drinks cabinet} Sad,mad or bad?{or Buttercup} is the Keeper of Kindergarten cartoon superheroes2Legs is the Keeper of the Kingdom of Balwyniti Angel LiaDan is the Keeper of Kittens and Sleeping Baby Angels Reefgirl is the Keeper of knitting needlesFistandantillus is the Keeper of the Knobby Staff of Llame'dosSarahM! is the Keeper of Krayzee Thoughts and IdeasNora has arrived is the Keeper of L-Space and Small DictionariesMoonglum is the Keeper of the Lamp 100 watt warlock of rock is the Keeper of Last Minute DisastersCasanunda100 is the Keeper of Lawn feed and weedArchangel Dan is the Keeper of the Lazy Weevil and the Weekend QT-Alchemilla Digitalis is the Keeper of Leftover Nuts and Screws from Reassembled MachineryDeano is the Keeper of LemonadeCaptain Khamsin is the Keeper of LemonsFerretBoy is the Keeper of the Lesser Fur-covered TroutChrisTheSpyda is the Keeper of the letter V, Vodka & all things Virginal
Boswell is the Keeper of Lids on things, especially watched pots Roadkill is the Keeper of LiesLightman is the Keeper of Light and IluminationMagnolia Thunderpussy is the Keeper of Limp Noodles March Hare is the Keeper of Lily-of-the-Valley patches, the souls of rabbits and of guinea-pigs and lesser rodents, and of misplaced bits of moonbeam especially those carrying incomprehensible cosmic thoughtCaptain_SpankMunki is the Keeper of Limed Oak desks with Leatherette InlayOttox is the Keeper of LinksSt.jimmiejaz is the Keeper of Linux PenguinsMickey Thomas' Right Foot is the Keeper of the little bits of mud off the bottom of football boots which have little stud holes in themDreamchild Warpspasm is the Keeper of Little blue things that go WHOOP! on alternate Thursdays and The Key to the Portal of the Forgotten Realm of QuibblefikLittleMissFordPrefect is the Keeper of the Little Miss and Mr Men zolacakes is the Keeper of little orange toasters filled with chocolate turvy is the Keeper of Little red cars and the unwashedHoovooloo is the Keeper of Little Round Rubber Things that Squeak when you Press ThemFord-Prefect is the Keeper of Lizards and other ReptilesWoman At Ears is the Keeper of Loaded Dice, and other things that make the odds more evenLady Scott+ is the Keeper of long afternoon naps St.Vince is the Keeper of Long Distance Lorry DriversMegachedda is the Keeper of loony football managers and rubbish team selections  General Tamaire the walrus is the Keeper of the lost and confused walrusTemporal Bandit is the Keeper of the Lost and the FreebieEm is the Keeper of the Lost Art of 10 minute acts in place of a two word explanationThe Knight of Cups - Don Juan is the Keeper of the Lost Art of Seduction
Mr. Carrot is the Keeper of Lost ballpoints and sadistic toastersSEF is the Keeper of Lost blobs, forgotten researchers and unwritten rulesGreg is the Keeper of Lost bounty hunters ametropia is the Keeper of lost file fragmentsloosehead is the Keeper of lost golf ballsOld Uncle Zarniwoop is the Keeper of Lost H2G2 threads that have hardly ever been posted too Kreetch is the Keeper of Lost LightersDuiner {Vaca} is the Keeper of Lost MarblesLeines is the Keeper of lost notes and forgotten ideas Zack9 is the Keeper of Lost Pieswoodenbadger is the Keeper of lost poems, artificial wild attack rodents and invisible dogs named blue the Ghost of Christmas Past is the Keeper of Lost Souls Casey is the Keeper of Love Quixotic is the Keeper of the lovely bunch of cocnoutsbroelan is the Keeper of lower case i'sAllende is the Keeper of the Luck VirusLeeneh is the Keeper of Lutefisk and of Naughty GuideML Smilies that Tries to Enter Conversations!Euan is the Keeper of Machines that go Ping!Jack, A Roo is the Keeper of Macropods, Marsupials, Misplaced Left Parethesis and other things AustralianResearcher 33337 is the Keeper of the Magna Beam Transporter and the Deamon Appetitelyandes is the Keeper of Magic and Psychic powersCaptain Zog is the Keeper of the Magic smiley, the Dark tome of pure evil and herrings which can be used to cut down treesRalph, the Janitor is the Keeper of Magic Tricks that don't work, (and some that do) Sir Culdasac is the Keeper of the Magical Monkey FluteArchangel Dragonfly is the Keeper of Male Earth Muses {aka ROCK STARRS}William of Middenshire is the Keeper of Mammals beginning with the letter "W" and goatee beardsElentari is the Keeper of the Master Planali1kinobe is the Keeper of Materia Medica (for laboratory use only. Not for drug, household or other uses)Night Nurse is the Keeper of Medical Records Purple Moose is the Keeper of Mellow Indie music and the h2g2 lyrics quiz WanderingAlbatross is the Keeper of the Memory of Extinct Seabirds Because Nobody Gave a Toss.Hatifnat is the Keeper of Menthol cigarettes Kali_Ambrosia
is the Keeper of Micheal Shanks, Jack & SamLittle Mischief is the Keeper of Mischievious MicePhoenician Trader is the Keeper of Mislaid SecretsLinus is the Keeper of Missed Travel Opportunities Truck Driver in Darlington is the Keeper of missing minus signs in mathematical equationsradioactive BIGAL is the Keeper of Mnemonics, monobrows and the Renowned Glowing PickleFelonious Monk is the Keeper of MondegreensLisa the Freak is the Keeper of Moonlight wowitssopink is the Keeper of mosquitoes and really annoying thingsthe phantom of the web is the Keeper of Motorcyclesgwendolen_fairfax is the Keeper of much neglected diaries, pink pencils and melancholy poems  Curator Chick is the Keeper of Museums imsogreen is the Keeper of Music Related Quotes Rhubarb is the Keeper of Musical Sausages  Andrew Wyld is the Keeper of Mutamems and IdeodiversityDr.Kareem El Kandossy Zivana is the Keeper of Musical RebelsThe Futurist is the Keeper of My Brother and Keeping On, Like a Bird That Fleeeeew, Tangled Up In Bluuuu-uu-uuuuuueNaark is the Keeper of NaarksLine Walker is the Keeper of NegativityJordan is the Keeper of Nervous Maths, Impure Algebra and Computer Aided EntropyTilly is the Keeper of Newly Discovered Words Pander is the Keeper of the term NI! of Monty Python fameDolt is the Keeper of Muddy Boots, Wet Waterproofs and the Wrong End of the Stickwarrior ranger is the Keeper of Multi-Species Pheromones and Green ChileYanichka is the Keeper of the Nice Things About Rainrockcheekychimp50001 is the Keeper of night  TJ is the Keeper of NilCroz is the Keeper of Nine Men's Morris and other board games of ancient historyLone Deranger is the Keeper of no HeadTempestMidnight is the Keeper of the Nocturnal StormRaymond the Curmudgeon is the Keeper of Non-Absolute Numbers, Sundogs, and the thirteenth day of the monthLentilla is the Keeper of Non SequitursMath is the Keeper of Nothing Prof. Animal is the Keeper of THE NOTICE and Words that do not existAlex A is the Keeper of Number Seven Sans Souci is the Keeper of the Number 13 and Yellow SubmarinesPhoneix the Godess is the Keeper of Nymphs Otto Fisch is the Keeper of Obscure Sports and Outlandish PastimesTalix18 is the Keeper of the Ocean crashing on the shore, excessive magnetic poetry and the Somebody Else's Problem FieldWandering Bear is the Keeper of Odd, Mismatched and Lost SocksKandyman is the Keeper of Old BusesAncient Brit is the Keeper of Old habitsTogrop is the Keeper of OldSpeak and things lying aroundGaia is the Keeper of the Once-legendary-but-now-forgotten wrench/can opener of Manch Pinchu, given as a gift to ptolemy the five-and-a-halfthMutant is the Keeper of the One Mainframe and all Mutants Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3 is the Keeper of the One thing in the entire Universe that absolutely, positively and definately cannot be kept the autist formerly known as flinch is the Keeper of the Ones that got away...Mediocredane is the Keeper of Opposable Thumbs the_league_against_helium is the Keeper of Optimistacally Purchased Spices and Herbs Which Rest Unused in Kitchen CupboardsKoyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of Oracle, XC, hill sessions, defective bicycle, the wall, origami and auto-pilotingXordin is the Keeper of the Orange MetronomeKoyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of Origami, XC, hill sessions, defective bicycle, Oracle, the wall, and auto-pilotingecotype is the Keeper of the Original Banana SmileyOne half is the Keeper of Other halfLORD HENRY RINGESS is the The Keeper of Ouija boards, annoying plastic novelties from Taiwan, amusing stories told whilst drunk to complete strangers, and the god that can be only referred to as PEASanne-o-mally is the Keeper of The Out of Place, Snowball Fights and Thunderstorms  Lor is the Keeper of OxymoronsVieneriffic is the Keeper of Palindromes  Fred Smith is the Keeper of Paranoid Delusions VaPerria Russva is the Keeper of Parisian Thrice Gaffers' Taped Glovesrambling is the Keeper of the Parrots, d**ned, ex, trooping, and not-doing-anything-in-particular _ is the Keeper of Patiencetheorangetictacs is the Keeper of the Peanut Butter and the little beads of water on the shower ceilingChiKiSpirit is the Keeper of pebbles and hopes for your wishes MaW is the Keeper of Penguin MagesJonah is the Keeper of People who don't know what they are doing, at least 75% of the time Mullet is the Keeper of the Periodic Table, the Simpsons, Palladium and Thought ItselfCosmic Llama is the Keeper of The Permanent Sicknote and Clutter With No Obvious Purpose But It Might Come In Useful Oneday, You Never Know. Thorn_Bush is the Keeper of Pet Peeves Shrimp is the Keeper of Petty NitpickingShorty+ is the Keeper of Photography and Bunnies Roachee-ree-raa is the Keeper of Pianos, "somewhen" and obscurityTowelsandPillowsandthe one that tuck you in and say goodnight is the Keeper of ¤ ¤ pillows and # # towelsboots is the Keeper of The Pink FlipperKeri is the Keeper of Pink 'n' PurpleSigismundo is the Keeper of the Pipes of ThothGTBacchus is the Keeper of PistachiosIan is the Keeper of PizzaHis Divine Shadow is the Keeper of the Plaeryin BolFeffi is the Keeper of Playground Sunbaths on Even DaysAK nonexistent is the Keeper of the Plight of Nonexistence and the nonexistentGrassScab the Mutant is the Keeper of Pocket LintMuv is the Keeper of Pocketmoney and Keys to the CarRod is the Keeper of Pointless and/or funny discussions or statementsvulpix is the Keeper of PokemonAnastasia is the Keeper of Poking SticksRupert the Observer is the Keeper of Poor Excuses, the Eurovision Song Contest and All Things MinoriticalArchangel Tweetie is the Keeper of Pop-CultureGordon is the Keeper of Postal Codes and Maps No One Can Re-fold ProperlyNho is the Keeper of Potential PancakesAlmighty Rob is the Keeper of Pretentious TitlesLady Brianna is the Keeper of The Prisoner and the Keys to the Ancient Pokemon Vaults of Machu PikachuDARK GRAY is the Keeper of Private ThoughtsBlackDragon is the Keeper of Procrastinated Projects in need of Prompt Performance to Perfectiontzjin_anthony_ks is the Keeper of ProcrastinationOberon2001 is the Keeper of the Privy KnickersSisterBluebird is the Keeper of Progressive Rock Music Wizard is the Keeper of Promises Neanderthal Mama aka Wilma is the Keeper and Protector of the last living Neanderthal and the monkey gene Adrian-67 is the Keeper of Prozac and Pink Floyd CD's mastershelley2 is the Keeper of pudding (chocolate) and history (tudors) Kiro Yukai (Ravenclaw)
is the Keeper of Punk Rock johnny from the block is the Keeper of the Purple CowsResearcher 146378 is the Keeper of Quality Footwear LighthousegirlUK is the Keeper of Questions and all things Purple Vortex is the Keeper of the Rain Kasia is the Keeper of Rainbows Mornessar is the Keeper of Random Bits of Wisdom, Some of Which are Decidedly Funnier Than Others runner855 is the Keeper of randominity, fake words, running for no apparent reason and the  smileyi_am_a_tunafish is the Keeper of Rather Smelly Fish Which Have A Habit Of Spontaneously Combusting Bob The Farmer is the Keeper of Real Heavy Metal and Hardcore ftw2g2 is the Keeper of of the Reaper Ripper, the Almost is the Keeper of Rice PuddingCaroo is the Keeper of Ring of Unholy Powerlil old me is the Keeper of Rob the CarpetScandrea & Tracer is the Keeper of Rock Hammers, The Cuyahoga River, and PronghornAcid Override is the Keeper of rocks and hard placesFyrelizard is the Keeper of Roses and raspberry mochas with extra cream Keeper of the Royal Sandwich Maker is the Keeper of the Royal Sandwich MakerBossel is the Keeper of Rubber DuckieseasilyPb is the Keeper of Rubber ElbowsSick Bob is the Keeper of Rubber gloves, fluffy handcuffs and the dark and nasty thoughts you never tell anyone about knitbunny is the Keeper of Rubbish Episodes of Doctor Who The Fish is the Keeper of Rude but Hilarious Noises Angelwings is the Keeper of Rugby PlayersBenniBi is the Keeper of Rugged Teenage Moustaches, Annoying Bus-Related (Loud) Ringtones and Being Bemused and ConfusedWhat is rule one? is the Keeper of Rule OneGradient is the Keeper of The Rum and UncannyLittleMissFordPrefect is the Keeper of Runaway Chesterfield SofasDien is the Keeper of Rupert Giles' and Ethan Rayne's long and meaningful Relationship , and Jason Blood's White StreakWhere's me Kebabylon gone? is the Keeper of Russian Immigrants who live on the south side of a tin of beansphantomdustbunny is the Keeper of Russian Space horses and mechanical pencilsGarry is the Keeper of the Sacred Barra LureSaint nim the cat is the Keeper of the Sacred Multi-Dimentional GatePhoenix Ravenflame is the Keeper of the Sacred Silver SheltieTwiddle is the Keeper of Sad Souls Arthur is the Keeper of the Safe WordJessie is the Keeper of Safety Pins and Swearwords Berek is the Keeper of Sandelfon's corridorsThe Prophet is the Keeper of Sarcasm MessyJessie is the Keeper of sarcausticity and accidentally mean jokes, and bare feet on warm summer evening cement.
Snowman is the Keeper of Scary Things that should be kept in Black Boxes along with Damp Toast Zack is the Keeper of Science Fiction JD is the Keeper of Scientific and Technical Terms Just plain old Bob is the Keeper of the ScoreDreamHunter is the Keeper of Scruffiness St.Seven of Nineis the Keeper of Seahorsescraigie* is the Keeper Of Search EnginesElle is the Keeper of the Secret Agent Man and the Persuasive Lips that steals his secretsQueen Bronners is the Keeper of the Secret WordKiddo is the Keeper of Secrets monkey daddy is the Keeper of the Sepia Tone Memoir RecepticleBaazzaar is the Keeper of SerenityArchangel Galaxy Babe is the Keeper of SETI and the Universe Keeper of the Seven Keys is the Keeper of the Seven KeysPyrex is the Keeper of the Seven Keys of VentuslorCrazy Man is the Keeper of Severe WeatherDinahis the Keeper of Sexy Swashbucklers skugga is the Keeper of Shadows, rats, betta splendens and badly drawn vampiresPositivefreak and the black dragon is the Keeper of sherbert lemonsDarois the Keeper of Shiny ParanoiaThe Pink Dandelion is the Keeper of the ShrubberyStrider is the Keeper of Sibilant Seranading CedricsDr Emily Strangeis the Keeper of Silence in the library and a plec called HeideggerPresently is the Keeper of Silly-Ba-Billy Type Poetry, Highly Fascinatingly Interesting-ish Stories and Most Other Type Thingammajjigeebbobbers to Which I Like (Quite...) and Possibly Other Such Things to Which I May or May Not like (Including Some Forms of Music and Musical Instruments) Arcan Cirick is the Keeper of Silly Horses and all things Entertainingly Equiine   Inannais the Keeper of Silly Role Playing w85 is the Keeper of Silly Walks Lizzy or Cardinal Noah is the Keeper of singing Goodies songs whilst cycling with a tail wind on the right hand of a grass sea wall with sheep on in Holland or Denmark GoodAngel is the Keeper of Skinny Boys with cheekbones who wear mascaraMoose is the Keeper of the SlantJeffery is the Keeper of the small pocket sized screwdrivers, Jaffa Cakes and clichesDJP is the Keeper of Small Things that I'm certain I placed here just a moment ago but now they've gone and SOMEONE must have taken them away, and I WANT THEM BACK (please) Frankie Roberto is the Keeper of Smarties Tube Lidspedboy is the Keeper of Smelly VeeblefetzersLeviPuma is the Keeper of Smurfs, especially SmurfettePercy the Snoodle is the Keeper of Snoodles, Sneedles, Morguls, Mimpsies and all things SquijapodanLadyp is the Keeper of Snogs Sylvie is the Keeper of Snow Flurries St.Killer Queenis the Keeper of Socks That Get Lost In The WashRecumbentman is the Keeper of Solmization Syllables Starman is the Keeper of Songs Babel O'Fish is the Keeper of the Songs of Bob DylanBrownFurby is the Keeper of Sooty and Sweep Chicken Soup is the Keeper of Soups best served hot!kipperonthefloor is the Keeper of South h2g2 Railway and my latest invention, Swans!Mel the Proud is the Keeper of the Spangly Rocklaura is the Keeper of Sparkly Things, especially when they're pinkpaul simpson is the Keeper of Spelling mistakes and GoldfishListy-Lou is the Keeper of Spending Too long on H2G2 whilst listening to ColdplayGHPB is the Keeper of Spoonsmezzy5 is the Keeper of Springer SpanglesAvenging Washcloth is the Keeper of the Squirrels...Well, Why Not?...Starphish is the Keeper of Starfishes and CinnamonMistress Marmalade is the Keeper of Stars and other twinkly things Plasticrockchick is the Keeper of the Stereo Santragenius V is the Keeper of the stiffdrink smiley Peaceful Earthling is the Keeper of So Many StoriesKiriochi is the Keeper of Spirit Cats and Pure Water The Rain Girl is the Keeper of StorytellingEggy is the Keeper of Strange and potential harmfull cutleryKudos is the Keeper of Strange Spacecraft and Unidentifiable Bits of Slime In The Back Of The Refrigerator Badvoc is the Keeper of Stubby pencils and used staplesweakpun is the Keeper of Stunningly Bad Jokes and Four-hour-long Irrelevant RantsTango is the Keeper of Stupid Questions KWDave is the Keeper of Sunset Ritual Tyina Riala is the Keeper of the Swirly Crosses and the SquitchesTraveller in Time is the Keeper of Tags 'n ToysTabitca is the Keeper of Tatty FleabagsMaster of Complete Tosh is the Keeper of the Tea Money stevezero is the Keeper of Teapots Lucinda is the Keeper of Tempers tonsil revenge is the Keeper of Temple Beth Watermisha_franklinis the Keeper of the Temple of Black Sheep  dragonqueen is the Keeper of the temple sacred to Ishta, the tortoiseshelled cat, Queen of Hill Road and the surrounding Flat Lands
 Mallory Ringess is the Keeper of the temple of Tok'ra, and all symbiotic parasites, oh, and Roger MooreTerry Teadreg is the Keeper of Tenpole Tudor LyricsDarkwin is the Keeper of Terrarium, Void Fruitcake and Overt NoeticsEx Libris Draconium is the Keeper of the texts, the scrolls and ancient tomesstokie_helen is the Keeper of That thing your Aunt gave you that you don't know what it isarmadilloman is the Keeper of that wonderful feeling you get when you realise it is the end of the week and you can finally have that rest you've been longing for all week, that kettle of fish everyone keeps talking about and game show hosts that think a cheesey grin is a substitute for a personality SmartGamer is the Keeper of That Which Breaks Down EasilyAngel Eyes is the Keeper of the Colour and the Shape Kumetanzuka is the Keeper of The Dream Tree and the fruits of its harvest Smelter is the Keeper of The green apple that wears the bowler hatSt.The Average Joe No-One Suspects is the Keeper of The Groovy-ass Black Trench CoatsQueen of the Panzani is the Keeper of The Holy Orbs of PanzanidNilis the Keeper of The Long Lost Root PasswordTerran is the Keeper of the longest title ever which has a funny story attatched to it which began back in 1901 and ends up in the distant future but I'm sure that you wouldn't want to know anything else about it other than its mine and has a vaguely familiar sound to it which you may find uniquely disturbingHollePolle is the Keeper of The Lost BirosOblivion is the Keeper of The Mutant League Games Pierce the Pirate is the Keeper of The Only True Faith: Agnosticismbored laura is the Keeper of the phrase "My Lovelies"Buzzbitt is the Keeper Of The Sacred Woof MrsCloud is the Keeper of The Saint booksRains is the Keeper of The Sound of a Rover V8 and Inappropriate HonestyAries is the Keeper of The Space-Time Continuum, Limbo, All things in Limbo and the Blue Screen of DeathBehind Geddon's wall is the Keeper of The Traveller's Numbers, Master of the Revels and the Hooded SwanBob Stafford is the Keeper of The Treacle ShadowMarcus Halberstamis the Keeper of The True Path of the Vinyl LPSo Long and Thanks for All the Fish is the Keeper of The Unseen ICBM182 is the Keeper of the utterly random thingsFreddy is the Keeper of the word "Fnar"It's all too much..... is the Keeper of These five dots.....Marijn is the Keeper of things in places that my wife wants to keep empty and cleanJed the Humanoid is the Keeper of Things Lost down the back of the sofaeatsmice is the Keeper of Things Lost in the postEntity is the Keeper of Things Misunderstood Connie L. is the Keeper of Things placed on the top of other thingsEkki Ekki F'Tang Hala Hala Bah-whing is the Keeper of Things that go *BING*gj101 is the Keeper of Things that go Iceraven is the Keeper of Things that should not be GAHD is the Keeper of Things that never were, and have yet to beGeoff Taylor is the Keeper of Things That Nobody Else KeepsJurroen is the Keeper of Things That Suddenly Disappear For Months, And Reappear When You Already Bought Another Thing To Replace ItIago is the Keeper of the Things You Leave Behindstupidgirl is the Keeper of Thingummies, Wotsits and OojamerflipsDer Tschormen aka Englander is the Keeper of Those Legobits everyone keeps treading on Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse Beta is the Keeper of those Little Bits Lost during Nuclear Fission, the Letter 'R' from the New England States, a Harem of Five Females (plus the ones in the Fish Tank, tho' that's being debated), and all old Military Uniforms that should be thrown out--or at least RetiredJudiciary Pag is the Keeper of Those little blue spiky thingsbcmm is the Keeper of those little things which you can only find while looking for other thingsLady in a Tree is the Keeper of those really useful little bits of plastic that stop your shoelaces from frayingSwiss is the Keeper of Those Things That Cannot Easily Be Characterised and thus Otherwise KeptDaz is the Keeper of Those who can't think of anything to keep when they need toThursday is the Keeper of ThursdaysTwinkle is the Keeper of Time rooftiler is the Keeper of the Time Travellers' Metronome, and TilesStephanie is the Keeper of Tiny devilish things that go bump in the night, box turtles and colorguard "Piffle" is the Keeper of Toasttuc fortuneswell is the Keeper of toe jam and squigiesClaudius is the Keeper of Togasflying_imam is the Keeper of the Tomato Sauced Spaghetti with Meatballs  bedmechanic is the Keeper of the tongue in cheek Teuchter is the Keeper of Toothbrushes and FlossWonko the (In)Sane is the Keeper of Toothpicks and Flaming SwordsProper Ganda is the Keeper of Torn MapsTouconos is the Keeper of Toucans, Films and Nonsensical Thoughts(Major) Shoal Prexy is the Keeper of the Towels Alfster is the Keeper of the Tradition, the Old Charter or SomethingSt.Petunia is the Keeper of TreasureTwo Trees is the Keeper of the Trident Demon Drawer is the Keeper of TriviaUubbaguubba is the Keeper of the Tuber CountKrans J. Hopesonis the Keeper of TurntablesMistdancer is the Keeper of the TV Remote Control, Tea and Biccies Ugi is the Keeper of Typos and Spelling ErrersDr Anthea is the Keeper of Unapropriate psycological help and the steem smillieAquaMarina the Mermaidis the Keeper of the Undersea Kingdom submersible_toaster is the Keeper of Underwater AppliancesOtis of the foggy feet is the Keeper of Undying Faith in HumanityAn Ambling Rambler is the Keeper of Undying Faith in ToastersCaptain Kebab is the Keeper of Unidentifiable things in the kitchen drawer that are bound to come in useful one dayAneRikke is the Keeper of the Unknown and all things misplacedSt.Andara Bledin is the Keeper of Unicorns, Vampires and Cute Anime Characters, especially Cat-Girls Queex Quimwrangler is the Keeper of Unnecessary Beards6.48etc is the Keeper of Unnecessary name badgesLyleOwenHyde is the Keeper of unorthodox teas and mildewed filing Jeff is the Keeper of Unorthodoxy
Steviebab is the Keeper of Unregarded Emotionsmaduin is the Keeper of Unsettling alternations between earnestness and lunacyClive the flying ostrich is the Keeper of un-stuck Post-it notesJonnyDoom is the Keeper of Untidy Rooms daraline is the Keeper of Unusual rats and deranged hamsters Master B is the Keeper of Useful Tools, especially those Little Chain-Wrench Attachments to your Socket Set that help you remove Oil FiltersThe ALMIGHTY Tharg is the Keeper of Useful Windows Shortcuts
Cheeze is the Keeper of Useless InformationRuppinger is the Keeper of Vegan AffairsQuille the cynic is the Keeper of Version 2 of the machine that goes PING!, Lemurs, and discarded writing implements that are useless to the gerneral populousGreat Western Lettuce is the Keeper of village greensAlexandra Marie Chaser is the Keeper of Voicesismarah is the Keeper of VolcanoesDiron Worhox is the Keeper of voles, disfunctional amiga parts, string, a programming language called Tiny Tim and the word etceteraJust zis Guy is the Keeper of VolvosLord Smooth is the Keeper Of Wacking And Disco-Funk-Orientated-GroovesJampoet is the Keeper of Walking and Chewing Bubble Gum at the Same Time and of The Sound a Tree Makes When it Falls in the Forest Koyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of the Wall, XC, hill sessions, defective bicycle, Oracle, origami and auto-pilotingKangus is the Keeper of the Wall built around the Dark Side of the Moon walleye priestess is the Keeper of Walleye and fun things to do in Maiden Rock, Wisconsin (when there are fun things to do in M.R., WI)!Black Leopard is the Keeper of Weasels, other small furry creatures and Panther is the Keeper of Webthingz / DownloadzFrizzychick is the Keeper of Weevil Antiquitieswerekitty is the Keeper of Werebeasties, Lexx and Kai Researcher Wotchit or 197053 is the Keeper of White Noiseinvincibledriver is the Keeper of windows and assorted things that other people dont want {CK}Psycho Monkey dragged through a Vortex backwards is the Keeper of the winkeye smiley Khair-un-Nisa is the Keeper of witches, angels and road safety officers Amy + {Wolf Mistress} is the Keeper of WolvesPenGwen is the Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless KnowledgeSpudman is the Keeper of the word SPUD and non-linear conversations which make no sense to anyone The Wizzard is the Keeper of Words and the Space Barmingum is the Keeper of words made up by small childrenOpus Neglector is the Keeper of the World's Most Effective Paperclip-Specific Black Holesalicyclic is the Keeper of worn out leather army bootsKing Lerxst - the Chaste is the Keeper of Wren's Livers and Wolf Nibble ChipsBelshazzar is the Keeper of the Writing On The Wall and all Graffiti Pegasus is the Keeper of X Koyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of XC, hill sessions, defective bicycle, Oracle, the wall, origami and auto-pilotingArthur_Dents_towel is the Keeper of Your P's and Q's, 8/5 of the Fractions Nobody Can Figure Out, SPAM, A Rat Named Basil, Your Reason for Going Into the Kitchen That You've Forgotten Now That You're There, The Head On My Shoulders, and the Sheep Dippond wanderer is the Keeper of Zarza's recipies and ponderersZapZen is the Keeper of Zen in a Zap world
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Entry ID:
A441596
Written and Researched by:
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor
Edited by:
Emmily
Date: 24
September
2000| Referenced Researchers | | Tube - the being being back for the time being | | St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 | | Argon0 BenKORs and TomAOR_s Dad | | IMSoP - Safely transferred to the 5th (or 6th?) h2g2 login system | | Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor | | Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) | | Yelbakk | | Afrael (keeper of angelic guidance) | | Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One | | phw | | Magellan (& the Lost Planet Airmen) oslt | | punychicken, Patron saint of Insomniac Truthseekers and Keeper of All Things Moist and Some Things Lilac | | Huw (ACE) | | St.KT: Muse of Flying Horses(16)+2+6+9+9=42 | | kandle | | Red Dog (a figment of Paul H's imagination) | | taliesin | | parrferris | | Din'Amarth, Keeper of all bad jokes, exept those which are stunningly bad. | | Taffy Boy | | Badger | | The cat in the hat (Armoire of Missing Persons) A 1001% Xcentric United Friend | | Clarke The Cynic -Keeper of all things darned (socks/souls). | | Insomaniac | | Mystrunner | | The Mystical Fish (ACE, MuG, pianist/guitarist in YP and the Hoopy Hoopsters, Keeper of Air Guitars)6*7+4+1-2-3=42 | | vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) | | Lighthousegirl - back on board | | Fro Boy | | trillianette | | plato <surfer> | | | the new Sam Wolf keeper of 1 aardvark, and ob the smiley face (please read my journal) | | daisylou: Keeper of All Things Southern | | Rt. Hon. David F. Porteous, Scottish Researcher, Keeper, Minister and rarely seen member of The Banned | | ephirielX | | terence-john [[ 1x(8-17+51) = 42 ]] | | ladybird | | Devil Man <ACE> | | cavedweller | | The keeper of all things Yorkshire and defender of muffins (1x(8-3)+5x7+2) | | Thadgewick McNugget | | E | | LadyB - Muse of STATUS QUO and Road Crews, Keeper of All Things RHINO Related | | ella | | doggymad (the dog with the curly tail that just wont go straight!) | | DTI April | | Galen | | wotsisnehm | | Conceited Little Megapuppy - Inbound traveller and Unas Matriarch | | Highland Flood, Muse of Stagehands and Civil Servants, and Keeper of a Straight Face | | Hieronymus, Prince of Quarkness | | Ubu - Inconclusive italian brownian motion - Keeper of the B-flat | | Emmily | | six7s | | Fadookie the Froody- Veggie Poetry@A2248733 | | Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail | | shaun micheals (fish bowl member) | | Draven(fishbowl member) | | Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) | | InariKitsune | | Binary667 | | owlatronas | | insurgent | | Spike | | christirose-Haribol! | | Swoosh - maker of puddings, keeper of dribbly pets, known for disappearing frequently | | Apollyon - Grammar Fascist | | clzoomer- mostly retired. | | Ukkeli, Keeper of Article Free English | | Alondar, keeper of answers to unasked questions(G.O.W.) | | Rag Doll. | | Calico Kitty DOG Lover (one of Owlatron's Thundercats) | | Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted | | Koyaanisqatsi | | *Externally Moderated* | | Minion (keeper of the Dark and Unruly) | | 224395 | | Link 42, Keeper of All Things with Buttons and Also of the Zelda Tune | | NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business | | Mr. X---> "I really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3, but I'm totally not trying to pressure her in any way. Totally." | | magickmark | | beckeew | | LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something | | Leri II [Saver of Snails] [Mistress of Fen, the Ultrahound of Myrf] | | fundamentallyflawed | | cpt_joe | | bluesue | | GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } | | Nosebagbadger {Ace} | | Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) | | Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) | | Bluebottle | | Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' | | Genetisch Gott | | Ormondroyd | | random fat bird | | AXR (empty) | | Duma | | Matthew Kershaw | | Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* | | Courtney Patron Saint of Social Embarassment | | Kes | | Clelba | | Blue | | Who are you and what have you done with Gosho? | | Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate | | Little Rich | | Hugo the Fish | | Crystal Butterfly | | Zec | | | Ladyluck Keeper of Charms, Amulets and Talismans | | ommigosh | | Sergeant Mushroom | | Eternity (Ace) | | Þing - KCP' - Thingite #15 | | Yael Smith | | Xerces The Keeper of Blades and Bows | | Manders (keeper of black fingernail polish and children of the night) | | Loui Da Boss The Keeper of Contradicting Thoughts | | Xulffa The Magical Being, Keeper of Broken Felt-Tips with Splayed Ends | | tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie | | Tonto BA (Hons) | | Witty Ditty | | Starbirth - {Seeker of the Cosmic Lottery Winning Numbers} | | Lifson Kofie | | monkey butler leader (Keeper of the Cardboard Boats and Muse of Love Squares)on holiday again! | | Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation | | DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) | | Arthbard | | Nikki Patron Saint and Keeper of champagne and fizzy drinks and daydreams and nightmare demons, Guardian Angel | | Harlequin {Keeper of Contradictions, Ambiguity and Things You Shouldn't Ask But Do} | | Angelfeet, here for a fleeting visit | | happyfacehelen - Keeper of Cheshire Cat Grins and Holding Hands | | dihybrid, bringing you 100% natural chaotic disequilibrium since 1986 | no war on Iraq | | Anquet | | 3 Of 8: Currently lurking. <?> <BORG> | | Mindni Blowfish | | Choirmaster (Keeper Of Choirs) | | Pinniped | | Bobo(VIPER) (Secruity Chief for Khar Siid) (Undead!?) | | She Who Must Be Obeyed | | Robert | | Candi - now 42! | | Sir John Luke, Jedi Knight, Keeper of the Black Stuff (no, not marmite), dark disciple #5 | | Vip | | Nicknack | | Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) | | Edam Cheese (Official Spell Checker and Cheese Advisor to the Black Hole Escape Committee) | | Calico Demon | | RadoxTheGreen - Retired | | MyNameIsClare | | Raindawn - Keeper of Bookshelves that Defy the Laws of Physics | | Auralyra | | HonestIago | | HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 | | Laura | | WizardFuzzball | | The Flying Burrito | | MadHamish : Off in the real world! | | Clio, Dentonite, Libtech, Procrastinator and HNM | | pilot747 | | El Freako Diablo | | Footbacon | | SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness | | Speller - If I can help somebody... | | Gingersnapper+Keeper of the Cookie Jar and Stuff and Nonsense | | CaptYossarian | | another primate (called rik) | | pixel | | gobiefishy ... Stuck between the bookshelves at the library of (Hey kid get off of there!!) DOOOOOOOM!!!!! | | Sharkbait | | 4jiiiiji66oooo----- atomic iguana - gone to look for more biscuits | | Bovril_King | | Jerry | | Bomdon - keeper of cobwebs | | Taff Agent of kaos | | Abi | | Ariadni (Keeper of Dolphins and Cinnamon Incense) | | Peregrin | | E G Mel | | Irving Washington - Gone Writing | | GreeboTCat | | some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one | | GidgetGirl | | U128068 | | silver dragon | | One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available | | Bob Gone for good read the jornal | | Jezery (Keeper of cute, cuddly little rottweilers) | | Paladin of the Lost Hour | | Pete, never to have a time-specific nick again (Keeper of Disambiguating Semicolons) - Born in the Year of the Lab Rat | | Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name | | Space Chief, Keeper of the Destructo-Ray | | Acolyte Mathnerd, Seraph of General Evilness and Black Trenchcoats(court devil of the Kindom of Balwyniti, Muse and Keeper) | | Scottie23 | | Moonkai | | Fairy Hedgehog | | Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 | | the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" | | Apollo | | pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | | | T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. | | Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. | | Minerva (Keeper of the Evil Toast Elf and the Sock Fairy) | | Arpeggio - Keeper, Muse, Against Sequiturs, à propos of nothing in particular | | Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. | | Grandad Ugg Keeper & Minister of Distant Relatives {Greeblet} (Scout, Sub-Ed) [1+(7x5)+9-5+2 = 42] | | lior2001 (Keeper of Cute Worms and Pink Elephants) | | Researcher 178815 | | Miranda (Make tea! Yes, Cissdur, it's still me) | | The Mad Scientist ((7-2)(9+1)-8=42) | | Mister Matty | | Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. | | Jenny *luvndaisies* | | Bambi - Keeper of Crystals and Royal Heart Royal (The Stag of Balwyniti) | | Vile Lagomorph (Keeper of the Didgeridoo and Other Long Words that Sound Funny) | | spook | | BrentL | | Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing | | ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) | | John Luke | | Queen Mab | | Suzie Wand | | Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... | | Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) | | Wargamer (The Wanderer) | | The Red Wiccan - Keeper of Eyeboogers and other bits of goo | | Moshe | | Semisomna | | psychocandy- Community Editor, Moderator | | Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) | | Cenuij Mu, Thingite Farmer of Seamonkeys, Friend, Desires to become a fanatical title collector [(-1+9)+((5+1)*7)-8=42] | | Flanker | | when in doubt add more garlic | | Myjo - Keeper of Decisions That Should Never be Made on Two Hours of Sleep | | Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... | | onetyredguy | | BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! | | Geggs (QoTD Operator) Have you seen something Quotable? Send it to qotd@h2g2.com now! Not sure how? See A87794383 | | The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 | | Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice | | Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs | | Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) | | toybox | | Aries (ACE + Badger) | | Koyaanisqatsi | | Renee6612 - resurrected | | Sir Pristy Knockers | | Maz | | Pete the Wicked Viking (New this week) | | The Professor | | MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A. "Cry God for Harry, England and St. George" | | Leo | | Researcher XXXXXX | | Selector | | Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } | | Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- | | loohszee | | Hippa® | | BakaNoSatori | | elesley | | Princessarrianna | | murraygray | | 4 Lawn Keeper of the Doohickey | | Alienfromearth,The Thingite Who Reads Stuff, Keeper Of The Daft Bananas | | Dolphin Girl: Patron Saint of Incoherent Ramblings; Keeper of Flutes and Singing Watches | | Nick O`Teen | | cafram - in the states. | | shazzPRME | | Bumblebee | | glitter girl Keeper of the Glowing Glitter and Curator of the Polyester Slacks Museum | | J'au-æmne | | typolifi | | Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) | | Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) | | sea | | Sylvia, pokémon trainer(with her Oddish)(Minister of emerald green, keeper of green magic) | | RedFish ><> | | Salem Saberhagen | | Tar MacAdam | | Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) | | HappyDude | | Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man | | 153745 | | Wonko | | Jimmy, Keeper of Hot Peppers, the Holy Hand Grenade, and the Occasional Pet Rock | | Silly Willy | | GinTonyx - Keeper and Mixer of the Gin and Tonic, Muse of the Lemon Garden. | | Gullibility Personified | | aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) | | Niwt | | Batty_ACE | | sir-running-limey-kraut | | Researcher 168963 | | deackie | | djsdude | | St. Dax of Goodheartedness (Host no. 42 and counting) (keeper of the frustrating habit of using a lot of... dots... all the time | | Katie of the Redheads, keeper of The Gook's Book; Donna and Mother Head of the Thingite Mafia | | Malista (Keeper of f/stops and Unasked Questions) | | | StargazyPi | | Ultima Weapon (NE US Researcher) | | 7rob7: Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) | | ViceChancellorGriffin Keeper spelling Mistakes and Goldfish | | Pu Dendal-Shrubbery | | TheIneffableBob ((1-8)+0)(2-8)(1)=42 -- Keeper of Hollandaise Sauce and all which is Ineffable -- Muse of didjeridoo players | | caper_plip | | Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) | | Kaz | | Cookie Monster, Keeper of Flying Dancing Hippos in Pink Tutus | | WeS | | Jools | | Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged | | vixn | | EastlakeJ | | Vidmaster - A Pebble in the Pond | | stu...keeper of groovy 60 s style music | | Evangeline | | OrangeBitters | | Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! | | Smilodon | | Jinna | | THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous) | | Magic Hat (Keeper Of Fuses, Bolts And Little Bits Of Broken Plastic Things) | | Beatrice Backing Belgium | | Genie | | Reika The Librarian, Keeper of Grammar, Most Things Literary, and Calabi-Yau Spaces | | Vicki Chicki - Attempting to be witty and failing... | | Researcher Din | | CycOptimus, Keeper Of Hardcore Violence | | Greta_9, Keeper of the 4/4 Beat and Deep Sexy Basslines, in a strange condition | | Yankme | | Vroomfindel (Royal Illogician and Disseminator of Nonsense) | | *** NEW UPDATED NON-MODERATED PROFILE *** Xaero - Keeper of the Hyperintellegent Shades of the Colour Blue.(1*9/9+6)*(-2+8)=42 | | Cartoonacy | | lilyth | | Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle | | Riccardo - Keeper of the Hammond Organ | | peoplewhohatepeople | | Stealth "Jack" Azathoth | | OwlofDoom | | Dainul | | Koyaanisqatsi | | Raukodraug - Keeper of the Fullmoon Smiley [(2*(-1)+8-0)*(3+4)=42] | | Tomcat | | Opticalillusion- media mynx life would be boring without hiccups | | Kat - From H2G2 | | Mr. Dreadful - Give a man a fish and he might not like fish and you've just wasted a fish... | | Tigris, Keeper of the Gates. | | Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} | | Abderian_sophist | | Goat_Starer AKA Das Boot | | TekGod | | 4me-2me (Please don't 8me) | | The Duke of Dunstable | | Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! | | Kate Schechter (Back on the right side of the pond) | | The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 | | Shea the Sarcastic | | SarahM! | | Deano (Keeper of lemonade) | | Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan | | Livzy | | Incey Wincey Spider (International Arachnid of Mystery) | | Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < | | Hoovooloo | | Mac (Keeper of indecision) | | Emily...and nothing much else. | | Sho - It's Mrs G to you! | | jimmiejaz | | Fashion Cat | | Happy Little Elf - Who's your favourite Dave? | | egon | | Angel LiaDan (carer for the sleeping baby angels) | | V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) | | Ottox | | Milla, listing wishes and bugs. Report them at A87753135 please | | Magnolia Thunderpussy, Geisha of the Web | | Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. | | Delkarnu of House Drakonis | | Phyzix | | 100 watt warlock of rock (aka plurrr) the Keeper of Last Minute Disasters, Minister of Green | | Eusebio - squad number 11 | | Zack9, Keeper of The Lost Pies | | Duiner (Muse, Keeper, Vaca) (suffering from a broken heart :'-( | | Meadowlark - Lyric Soprano, Keeper of Iris Flowers and Cabbage Patch Kids | | Esther (keeper of karate and Jean-Claude Van Damme worship) | | (Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels. | | Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] | | Rob | | Old Uncle Zarniwoop | | angustura - keeper of inane schedules and other lost arts | | Catwoman | | LittleMissFordPrefect * scfitu * KoRCS * PS of the ....* | | Phreako | | Amy Pawloski aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) | | Nora - back from the Dublin meet! | | loosehead | | Casanunda100 | | Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) | | Kirikugi - Muse of Lavalamps | | Dreamchild Warpspasm: Thingite minister for Un-necessary macho posturing, Keeper of little blue things that go "Whoop!" on alter | | Afterglow | | Researcher FerretBoy | | March Hare | | Leines [R184050] (Kolnafi) | | Researcher 185550 | | Leopardskinfynn... sexy mama | | zolacakes-aka-Zute(muse of disorder) | | Tally | | Lady Scott | | Lightman | | Reefgirl (Back and Bug Free) | | Emmily | | Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. | | Alex 195614 As everyone else seems to like incredibly long names I keep mine ironically short. | | ametropia (Muse of linux chicks, Keeper of lost file fragments) | | Norm de p'Loom | | turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) | | Rains - Wondering where time's going and why it's in so much of a hurry! | | Jose Minge, Chair and Keeper of The Imperial Deafness, don't you know. | | Rik Bailey | | devon | | Mozzerella | | SEF | | TeaKay | | Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} | | Found | | Fistandantillus - Knight of Past and Present, Keeper of The Knobby Staff of Llame'dos | | Woman At Ears (Listen. Don't fight) A United Friend, RQGM, Member of the Ladies Circle | | Clare | | Mr. Carrot | | dim12trav | | Kreetch | | Khamsin | | Michael | | Ford-Prefect | | Farina | | cupati | | chaiyah | | spyda | | JACKLEONFRAUST | | Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!! | | zolacakes*keeper of little orange toasters filled with chocolate | | Researcher 33337 | | Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga | | MaW | | Little Mischief | | Zak T Duck | | Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde | | Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... | | Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman | | Hati | | Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) | | broelan | | Curator Chick [Ivy of Xanth in the Magic Forest RPG] (Muse of Interdisciplinary Inquiry and Keeper of Museums) Join the SE US Gr | | Line Walker - Keeper Of Negativity | | ? | | The ghost of Christmas Past | | Wandering Bear | | Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last | | Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... | | Jonah, Keeper of people who don't know what they're doin for at least 75% of the time | | the phantom ( part time) 1x6x9-9-9+6=42 . greeblet. | | Xordin the curious | | Rhubarb | | Tilly - back in mauve | | Pander, Champion of Lost Causes (17+25)+7*0 = 42 | | T J: Mr. Shea | | TDiD - Student of Luck/Fate | | Phoenician Trader | | Alex A (Keeper of 7) | | night nurse, not able to post until her computer is mended. | | Ralph, the Janitor - Keeper of Magic Tricks that don't work (and some that do!) | | Kandyman - Keeper of Old Buses | | Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish | | Fred Smith | | ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. | | Otto Fisch (VSC 14 shirt) "Rock and Roll is full of bad wools" | | the autist formerly known as flinch | | Meles Atrus | | ecotype | | Jack, A Roo (1*8*6)-(((4*(3!))/4)=42 [Keeper of Macropods, Marsupials, Misplaced Left Parenthesis, & other things Australian] | | Quixotic | | Jordan | | Mediocredane | Keeper of Opposable Thumbs | | Iyandes | | ali1kinobe | | Peaceful Dragon (napping) | | Lone Deranger [Keeper of no Head] | | VaPerria Russya | | wowitssopink | | Allende, keeper of the luck virus. | | theorangetictacs | | Talix18, KOTOCOTS,EMP,&TSEPF | | Naak | | Tempest (Keeper of the Nocturnal Storm) Midnight | | Miss Typo | | Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) | | The Rogue aka Phoniex | | Sans Souci | | Dolt | | Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.] | | Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo | | Ancient Brit | | the_league_against_helium (see A816996 and A823448) | | rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) | | Elentari | | William of Middenshire, Keeper of Mammals Beginning with "W" and Goatee Beards | | Raymond | | Casey *I'm moving out... FINALLY!!! :o)* Keeper of Love, Guardian Angel | | Math - Playing Devil's Advocate | | LORD HENRY RINGESS : LORD HOROLOGIST OF THE ORDER OF MYSTIC MATHEMATICIANS AND OTHER SEEKERS OF THE INEFFABLE FLAME | | The Futurist | | Koyaanisqatsi | | Why try? | | Vieneriffic | | Yanichka | | imsogreen ( in search of music related quotes ) | | Mullet | | Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) | | . | | WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. | | woodenbadger | | BigAl Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows | | Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. | | Mutant | | gwendolen_fairfax | | Cosmic Llama - I.M.M.A.C.O.R- Co Founding Member. Desparately seeking a cause!!! | | Kali_Ambrosia | | ChiKiSpirit | | Sapna- Melt hearts NOT ice caps <3 | | anne-o-mally | | Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to | | Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite) | | wizard | | JD | | Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) | | Crazy Man | | DreamHunter, Keeper of Scruffiness | | Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) | | Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor | | Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c | | nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) | | Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese | | Wings | | Keeper of the seven keys | | Mr Prophet (General Purpose Genre Guru) | | Almighty Rob - mourning the old h2g2 | | stinkywigfiddle | | David St. Hubbins - Keeper Of Quality Footware | | Dien mutters darkly about nothing in particular | | Nockers | | Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! | | Talith (who got bored of being Caroo and thought new h2g2, new name) | | Garry the Keeper Of The Sacred Barra Lure. | | Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) | | Keeper of the Royal Sandwich-Maker | | Pyrex Muse of Unbreakable Space-age Wonder Glass, Student of Life, Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor | | Sigismundo | | GTBacchus | | Twiddle (Keeper of Sad Souls) | | BlackDragon, looking for something curious-- while my guitar gently weeps <rose> | | Becerikli | | Ian | | Lighthousegirl - back on board | | LittleMissFordPrefect * scfitu * KoRCS * PS of the ....* | | Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration) | | knitbunny | | carp deim - seize the day; carp in denim - there's a fish in my trousers! | | SisterBluebird | | Dark Side of the Goon | | Berek - A619049 William Wallace - Braveheart and Scottish Patriot :o) | | monkey daddy, keeper of the sepia tone memoir recepticle. | | Where's me Kebabylon gone? | | Thorn Bush, -1+8+27-1+9=42 (Total failure as a hermit) and (Keeper of Pet Peeves) | | fyrelizard (muse of roses and raspberry mocha, keeper of pyrotechnics etc) | | Shrimp, keeper of petty nitpicking [(-1+8)x(-2+9-1-0)=42] | | Roachee-ree-raa, Greetings all!! (Greeblet 67!! and Keeper of Pianos, "Somewhen", and Obscurity ) | | Scandrea | | Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk | | craigie* - Keeper of The Search Engines (number 400) | | BobTheFarmer | | Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD | | Nho (indoctrinated this week) | | easilyPb | | Ripper, the Almost - recharging writer | | Elle, ACE, Devout Thingite, Keeper of the Secret Agent Man and the Pursuasive Lips that Steals his secrets. | | Rod, Keeper of Pointless and/or funny discussions or statements | | Towels&Pillows&the one that tuck you in and say goodnight | | Anastasia,bedfluff, keeper of Poking sticks | | Gordon, Ringer of Bells, Keeper of Postal Codes and Maps No One Can Re-fold Properly | | Keri (keeper of pink 'n' purple) | | Jessie, queen of the strange - Nirvana rocks my socks! | | Oberon2001 (Scout) | | I_am_a_tunafish, Keeper of Rather Smelly Fish Which Have A Habit Of Spontaneously Combusting (If you wanna know why click here!) | | BenniBi | | His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt | | Boots | | Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 | | QueenBronners - Ferret Fanatic | | johnny from the block | | Kiro Yukai (Ravenclaw, God, Merc. Bounty Hunter, Weredragon... and much much more!!!) | | Baazzaar | | researcherxxxxxxxxxxxx | | Phoenix Ravenflame: Grand High Sheltie Goddess, Leader of Sorority of the Llama, Best Friend of Leprechan Paddy O'Furniture | | Wiro | | AK - fancy that! | | lil ~ ACE/Scout/CE/Guru ~ Auntie Giggles ~ wearing her Summer 'at! | | tzjin_anthony_ks | | | runner855 | | Lady Brianna of Hasselhoff [(14^2)-71-83] Keeper of The Wholey Mullet & the Keys to the Ancient Pokemon Vaults of Machu Pikachu | | Vortex | | MessyJessie--defying description daily | | Wilma Neanderthal | | Adrian-67 | | mastershelley2_i am the master of the universe | | Tango | | Inanna has a theory - it could be bunnies. | | So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) | | w85 | | Santragenius V | | The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects | | Pierce The Pirate ~ thingite keybearer ~ visit my ship at A579684 | | SmartGamer, Keeper of That Which Breaks Down Easily [(11*5)-(4*2+5)=42] (Scout) | | Moose: Keeper of the Slant | | Frankie Roberto | | Martin Harper | | Eatsmice. Purring quietly. | | Peaceful Earthling {Keeper of So Many Stories} | | The Rain Girl, Keeper of Storytelling | | Kumetanzuka the capricious | | The Corrupt One | | BrownFurby | | stevezero | | simply scruff singing a rainbow | | Matchgirl (SubbitySub) | | KWDave | | dNil (Keeper of the Long Lost Root Passwords) | | Marcus Halberstam (Keeper of the True Path of the Vinyl LP) | | HollePolle | | The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery | | St. Killer Queen: PS of Small Spaces Behind Sofas, Muse of Polyphonic Writing and Keeper of Socks That Get Lost In The Wash | | Queen of the Panzani | | Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. | | Good Angel - recently become obsessed to the point of psychosis with the film 'Bio-Dome' | | Jeffery the hyper-intelligent guitar | | Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League | | skugga (ACE), keeper of shadows, lots of rats, no betta splendens anymore and badly drawn vampires | | Tabitca | | Babel o' fish...back to earning a crust! | | Percy the Snoodle | | Starman - Keeper of Songs | | Twenty-First Century Schizoid Man | | boredlaura | | weakpun | | Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking | | ladyp, keeper of snogs | | ViceChancellorGriffin Keeper spelling Mistakes and Goldfish | | Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) | | MrsCloud | | GHPB (Keeper Of Spoons). | | DJP (Keeper of small things - see A598647 for more details) | | Angel Eyes | | Ex Libris Draconium [Taking a vacation from h2g2] | | Mel the Proud, Saver of Flies and Moths and Keeper of the Spangly Rock | | David R. Litwin | | Tonsil Revenge | | Chicken Soup | | Evil Zombie Strider | | Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. | | Eggy - XP doesnt like final fantasy VII | | Laura, Keeper of Pink Sparkly Things, and spare brains for anyone who might need one..(p.s ferrari suck!!!!) | | Iyandes [Backup Page] | | Daro Frink | | Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats | | Tyina Riala | | Mistress Marmalade - Keeper of Stars and Other Twinkly Things | | It's all too much..... | | Xanadu | | mezzy5 | | pedboy | | Terran - Th..th..th... that's all folks! | | Arcan Cirick - Keeper of Silly Horses and all things Entertainingly Equine | | Rains - Wondering where time's going and why it's in so much of a hurry! | | Recumbentman | | Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! | | Buzzbitt - Keeper of The Sacred WOOF and Terminal Nuisance to Small Sheep | | Terry Teadreg | | Badvoc the not so terrible | | misha_franklin | | Dr Emily Strange (Cave Dweller) | | Darkwin - the critical morass from terrarium | | dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire with a new scar on her belly, finally in the River Lair with cat and heavy boxes | | stokie_helen - The Moonlit Knight and Keeper of that Thing Your Aunt Gave You That You Don't Know What It Is | | Smelter | | Traveller in Times >42 )^( _ | | Starphish | | armadilloman | | Behind Geddon's wall etc | | LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something | | Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick | | bobstafford | | The crazy thing who finally found love | | Aries (ACE) | | kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? | | Andara Bledin {Keeper; Patron Saint; Muse} | | Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) | | Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. | | PenGwen: Benevolent Tyrant of Hebetude and Vivacity, Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge | | Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence | | Pegasus ~A~ | | Frizzychick | | Demon Drawer | | Jeff - Lurker <lurk> - nostalgia overload! | | Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. | | Peter aka Krans | | Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki | | King Lerxst -Keeper of Small, Sharp, Pieces of Flint | | Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) | | Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) | | Freaky Cheeze | | NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.) | | Captain Kebab | | submersible_toaster (Keeper of the Underwater Appliances) | | Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again | | Kangus | | TwoSeas, (Keeper of the Trident) | | AquaMarina the Mermaid - wearing her shell bikini top for the bikini contest@A480449 | | Future World Dictator (13) | | Proper Ganda (Keeper of torn maps) | | Touconos, Lord of the Toucans and Knight Who Says 'Ni' | | JonnyDoom (Bassman's son. Please excuse poor spelling!!) | | | stupidgirl,notanace,possiblyathree (Keeper of thingummies, wotsits and oojamerflips) | | gj101 | | Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent | | Lady in a tree | | AneRikke (Keeper of the Unknown and All Things Misplaced ) | | Steviebab (Squad No. 8) | | "Piffle!" "A robust response I applaud you." | | Judiciary Pag, LIVR, KoTLBST, GSC | | Jampoet | | Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) | | Alfster | | Otis of the foggy feet | | Geoff Taylor - Life's Liver | | GAHD, Misspeller of Words, Keeper of Things that never were and have yet to be; | | Shoal Prexy, ACE, all around nice guy, and keeper of the towels | | lw - ck | | Zarquon's Singing Fish! | | TaffLondon | | Claudius | | LyleOwenHyde - Keeper of Unorthodox Teas and Mildewed Filing | | jurroen [Keeper Of Things That Suddenly Disappear For Months, And Reappear When You Already Bought Another Thing To Replace It] | | Diron | | mingum, keeper of words made up by small children | | Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy | | walleye priestess | | Great Western Lettuce (no.51) Just cut down the fags instead | | Bels - an incurable optimist. A1050986 | | Iago - (ACE) Patriarch, Keeper, Thingite, Etc.(A680456) | | The Wizzard, Keeper of Words and the Space Bar | | Opus Neglector: Queen of Silly Socks and Keeper of the World's Most Effective Paperclip-Specific Black Hole | | 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges | | Mu Beta | | U190482 | | Spudman | | ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose | | Sir Panther, Keeper of Webthingz / Downloadz, Knight of Mystical Mathematics. | | maduin | | Quille the cynic...TC | | tourdelux | | ismarah - fuelled by M&Ms | | An Ambling Rambler | | Connie L | | Dr Anthea - Artist, Assassin, Potter..? | | The ALMIGHTY Tharg Keeper of Useful Windows Shortcuts | | Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) | | salicyclic (keeper of worn out leather army boots) | | Arthur_Dents_towel | | Teuchter | | Koyaanisqatsi | | daraline, keeper of unusual rats and deranged hamsters | | Bcmm, Keeper of those little things which you can only find while looking for other things | | Stephanie: who is for once in her life blissfully happy and content | | Uubbaguubba - Minister of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - Keeper of the Tuber Count | | rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least | | Daz ( not darren) snorter of the washing powder, keeper of those who havn't got anything to keep and follower of the church of t | | Wøñkø | | Black Leopard and his troupe of Magnificent flying Pandas | | Thursday | | bedmechanic keeper of the tongue in cheek and guardian of the empty wallet | | flying_imam | | invincibledriver | | ZapZen | | Pond Wanderer |
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