H2G2 welcome page. As you may have seen before, this has lots of hints and tips about hootoo1.
Have a little look here though Hints and Links for New Researchers. It gives some very good advice on what to do and how to do it.
Take the H2g2Tour. But only if you have time.
You could Ask the h2g2 Community. Ask any question you need to know the answer to, and I'm sure there will be someone there who has the answer.
Perhaps become a United Friend here. Together we will unite the world!!!!!
Perhaps you like to read the local magazine? The Post is a weekly magazine sent out on a Thursday. If you think you have a story, or whatever, write something and send it in.
Smileys......well then.....have a little look at the index
Pictures ....try here h2g2 Picture Library
Fancy finding which researchers live near you? Look here.
Before I leave you, someone asked me to plug something for them, so here it is The Potato Army
Finally, Douglas Adams would love to have given you at warm welcome at A Welcome and Thank You Message from Douglas Adams