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If I am not around at the moment but you need help then the ACES or GURUS will be more than happy to help you. LAIR OF THE GOTHIC PRINCESS (!)
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I Am MORT ... An Ageing Goth! Smoke me a kipper.....
Greetings Unknown Visitor1, Welcome to My Lair.
A bit about me....
I am 38  and live in Scotland with my 2 cats. I am a qualified Veterinary Nurse with a great deal of experience in the practical aspect aswell as the managerial side of it. I like to think of myself as 'unique' but most people just seem to think I am crazy!
I love Sci~Fi, reading and sleeping as much as possible. Feel free to drop in for some 'Scumble2
anytime!
If you want to find out more about me then just ask, or visit Morts Website
My favourite joke: What do you call a sheep  with no legs? ... A Cloud! 
............I'll be back for breakfast! 
Contact me at nannobots at yahoo dot co dot uk but put h2g2, nickname and user number in the subject line or it will be deleted automatically in case it is spam.  SETI@home
From the famous Arecibo Observatory, which houses the world's largest single dish radio telescope, scientists are listening out for transmissions from space. Participate in this project for the search for extraterrestrial life with other h2g2 Researchers on The SETI@home Project. If you do take part, there is a small but captivating possibility that your computer will be the one to first detect a message transmitted from an alien civilization. Wow!     DID SOMEBODY CALL MY NAME?
BUSY UPDATING THIS WHILST ATTENDING TO MY OTHER DUTIES!IN THE MEANTIME, MY APPRENTICE MORT WILL BE ABLE TO ATTEND TO ALL YOUR 'NEEDS'NOW, WHERE DID I MOVE THOSE HOURGLASSES TOO...AHH! OF COURSE THE Temple IN The Avenue of Small Gods The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.
- Jean Paul
MORT's Memberships and places to hang out! Plus lots of other intersting links! Go take a look!
Well, who needs 'real life' anyway.....
1 This a trick called the Unknown Visitor tag used in Guide ML to show the visitors name 
2  A drink served at The Quene's Hed, Sto Helit.
Rumoured to be made from apples (mostly), on damp marshes with recipes pased down from father to son. Stories of rats, snake heads, lead shot and dead sheep are complete fabrication, however the one about it not coming into contact with metal is DEFINITELY TRUE. Drink more than a thimble sized cup full and you have only yourself to blame.......3.
3 From Terry Pratchetts Discworld Novels
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