h2g2
10th February 2012
Accessibility help
Text only



Name: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) [Researcher: 174321]

Personal Space




SEARCH h2g2
Edited Entries only
Search h2g2Advanced Search


or register to join or start a new conversation.

Front Page
Contact Us



 
ABOUT THIS RESEARCHER

Created: 14th May 2001 
TANSTAAFL

Note to self: must get round to doing something with this place.


Infinite Improbability Drive



Caffeine please
LINKS:

 
Use this windowUse new window
 
Use this windowUse new window
 
Use this windowUse new window

The 360 me
My 42isms sqrt (1743 + 21) = 42 and much much much more
All new drumming and dancing Beltane Fire Society web page: How Beltane is celebrated in Edinburgh.
Hitchhikers.org Connects drivers with spare seats to hitchhikers in need of a lift.



I'm a Queen Fan!!


Procrastination Aids

Those who appreciate ASCII art have to check this out, as it is a thing of great beauty:
telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl/
Sadly you will have to cut and paste it into your browser, as the Guide does not recognise telnet links blue
Online Crazy Golf1
Challenge a friend to Roshambo on the web











This page is powered by Notepad


1 Also known as Mini Golf


VOLUNTEER BADGES

Aviators group
Edited Entry badge

RESEARCHER DATA
Name:

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)
Last posted: 4 Weeks Ago
Researcher Number:

174321

Referenced Entries:

The 42isms of vogonpoet

Referenced Sites:

Beltane Fire Society
Hitchhikers.org
I'm a Queen Fan!!
Online Crazy Golf
Challenge a friend to Ros...

Please note that Not Panicking Ltd is not responsible for the content of any external sites listed.
CONVERSATIONS
CONVERSATIONCOMMUNITYLATEST POSTLATEST REPLY
Tell Us A Jokeh2g2Mar 31, 20022 Hours Ago
Petty Hatesh2g2Aug 31, 20074 Hours Ago
"What news story has caught your attention today?" threadh2g2Mar 25, 20084 Hours Ago
Whats the weather doing where you are?h2g2Jan 9, 200912 Hours Ago
What Films have you seen recently?h2g2Feb 20, 200823 Hours Ago
The Return of "What Music Are You Listening To At This Precise Moment?"h2g2Oct 22, 20076 Days Ago
3rd Annual Pawloski Real Estate Trialh2g2No PostingLast Week
What can we blame 2legs for?h2g2Nov 9, 2007Last Week
stretch and fold, stretch and fold...h2g2No Posting2 Weeks Ago
cancelh2g2Oct 12, 20012 Weeks Ago
Show More Conversations 
MESSAGES
Leave a MessageLATEST POST
Guru-ageAug 17, 2011
Your Smiley did apearMay 5, 2009
Could you please update meDec 18, 2008
You're never aroundDec 17, 2008
The Vogonpoet Fan ClubFeb 14, 2008
Juggling and suchlikeFeb 5, 2008
Hi vogonpoetDec 17, 2007
Re: Questions asked in F52240?thread=4733471Oct 31, 2007
OI!!!Feb 21, 2006
Your entry has been submitted to 'Flea Market'Aug 16, 2005

Show More Messages
JOURNAL
Back to Edinburgh
Oct 20, 2008

Back to Edinburgh

Megabus smegabus, but at least its on time,
Back to Edinburgh after 3 years away.
Acting the tourist with a colleague in tow,
Just how much can we see in a day?

Out into Princes Street, check out the view,
Breath in, breath deep, beer is abrew.
The gothic rocket homage to Scott,
Beckons us.

Climbing up, Wind whirling;
Turning around, wind swirling.
Up and up, then back down -
Traffic above, no passing.

16 people come down,
World record holding people in a Mini team?
8 of us go up, there is just no space.
Pictures taken of the ant-tourists below.

After Scott, up to the castle,
Stupid Tattoo scaffholding still in the way,
Retreat to Elephant House for coffee.

Warmed and energised, time for more climb,
Arthur's Seat this time our windy destination.
Wind up there always exciting,
Best place in Edinburgh, panoramatastic.

Back down to Holyrood,
Scotlands latest folly intrigues,
Parliament building cool I suppose.

A few pints and a good nights sleep later,
We walk across the Forth Road Bridge.
Two and half kilometers of elegant greyness suspended,
Utterly dwarfed by the other:

The Railway Bridge just never fails to bamboozle,
Confidence perspanified, mighty, improbable.
8 million rivets,
55 thousand tons of steel,
Much granite,
98 lives.
Engineering perfection.

We return by train, and do the castle.
Then back to Aberdeen, and thats it.



Discuss this entry (No replies)

And so the battle begins...
Feb 28, 2008

As sure as night follows day,
Death follows life,
and sweat follows exercise,
So cometh the Vectors in Spring.

Full of strange beasties,
Parasites and viruses,
Dirtyness, stickyness, noiseyness.
Here cometh the Vectors this Spring.

Our territory endangered,
Our peace of mind distrupted,
Our herb shoots trampled,
By the Vectors during Spring.

From dawn till dusk,
By shout and growl,
With brandished broom, in vain
I repell the Vectors during Spring.

Who will triumph,
The Vectors or I, and thus
Luxuriate in the glowing sun,
In these glorious days of Spring?

Disease Vectors,
Sky rats,
Bloody pigeons all.
My balcony is not your nest.
So p**s off.

grr vogonpoet



Discuss this entry - 5 replies - Latest reply: Apr 14, 2008

Yahoo broken? <grr>
Jan 16, 2008

Is it just me, or is Yahoo! Mail somewhat broken at the moment? I seem to have no troubles with any other site at the mo, even Yahoo Groups is working, but I can't get past the Mail sign in page.

Had the same problems yesterday. grr

Discuss this entry - 3 replies - Latest reply: Jan 21, 2008

What makes your days buzz by???
Aug 22, 2007

Deadlines.
tea minus 3 days and counting.
handcuffs vp

Discuss this entry - 2 replies - Latest reply: Nov 20, 2007

Climbing Kom Kuc"ki
Jul 23, 2007

The sun beat us down;
The shear craggy peak drove us
Onwards and upwards.

popcorn







Discuss this entry - 7 replies - Latest reply: Aug 9, 2007

Show more of My Journal Entries


FRIENDS
Here is the friends list of vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670):
2legs
Personal Space | Journal Entries | Delete

Amy Pawloski aka "paper lady"--"Mufflewhump?!?" click here to find out...
Personal Space | Journal Entries | Delete

deackie
Personal Space | Journal Entries | Delete

HappyDude
Personal Space | Journal Entries | Delete

PaperKid
Personal Space | Journal Entries | Delete

Click here to delete more than one name


SUBSCRIBED ARTICLES
GUIDE ENTRIES
IDTITLECOMMUNITY STATUSCREATED
A32873871World's Tallest Buildings - A Timeline for the 20th Centuryh2g2 EditedApr 2, 2008
A30916613My old PSh2g2 -Jan 10, 2008
A29056548David Bowie - The Man Who Fell To Earthh2g2 EditedNov 22, 2007
A29164854Temporary test page h2g2 -Nov 16, 2007
A29162450Troubleshooting ICP/MS: PE SCIEX ELAN 5000h2g2 -Nov 16, 2007
A28966729Walls (FM rescue)h2g2 -Nov 10, 2007
A28808427Novi Sad, Serbia: a Vegetarian Survival Guide h2g2 -Nov 6, 2007
A899760Welcome to the Home Page of the Birmingham Users Societyh2g2 -Dec 13, 2002
A864650World's Tallest Buildings - A Timeline for the 20th Centuryh2g2 -Nov 1, 2002
A801613Long-distance Romantic Relationships - A Survival Guideh2g2 EditedOct 25, 2002
A753527The Origins and Common Usage of British Swear-wordsh2g2 EditedMay 20, 2002
A726978Test Page for Rubbishh2g2 -Apr 11, 2002
A691076Monty Python - the Best Bitsh2g2 EditedFeb 4, 2002
A689961The Ozone Holeh2g2 -Feb 2, 2002
A689510Ozone in the Troposphereh2g2 -Feb 1, 2002
A653203Fire Breathingh2g2 EditedDec 11, 2001
A647831The Evolution of the Frisbeeh2g2 EditedNov 12, 2001
Show more of My Guide Entries
Disclaimer

Please note that Not Panicking Ltd is not responsible for the content of any external sites listed. The content on h2g2 is created by h2g2's Researchers, who are members of the public. Unlike Edited Guide Entries, the content on this page has not necessarily been checked by a h2g2 editor. In the event that you consider anything on this page to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please click here .




About | Help | Terms of Use