A Conversation for 'Kubla Khan' by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The End of Humanity is Coming

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Hawruss

After Dirk Gently's Heroic intervention in interupting Samuel Taylor Coleridge whilst he was penning "Kubla Khan",- and saving countless children from having to suffer the problem of their minds developing - to a point where they are forced to consider possibilities beyond their next dump and so saving humanity a psychotic, schizophrenic retard has finished off the poem - and is still adding to it. The thoughtless git - has done an ending to it to some serious praise. What about the poor school kids that may one day have to study it? Haven't they got enough problems learning the original 54 lines without this maniac contributing to their woes? ..... God bless Dirk Gently - from Porlock - who interupted STC. If you are the masochistic twisted type who finds such works appealing go to VIMEO, then Kubla Khan Complete. (S.T. Coleridges other unfinished fragment "The Dark Ladie" has also been finished. Is nothing sacred?)

The suggested ending to this masterpiece of English literature has unfortunately received the highest praises ie - The Right Hoinourable The Lord William Coleridge - President of "The Friends of Coleridge" academic group - has fully endorsed the conclusion, HRH Prince Charles has described it as "poetic fruit" and Maryam Mafi - a published translator of the works of Julalladin Rumi - has written that it is "Quite amazing."

I happen to know the author after having to suffer the same space as him these last 43 years. The angst, the drama, the skiving off to "contact his soul" - no doubt with half a bottle of nitro-methane methanol mixed with a few more potent substances which are brewed overnight in a fume cuboard.... Take it from me he is a git....
No I'm Not!...
Yes you are!!...
It's you who is the git!....
Sod off schizo.
It's you who's the schizo.
Why do you always have to argue?
I'm not arguing.
Look there you go again....


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