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what is wrong in it, all my mates do it, sum people think it is dirty, i started when i was about 11.
i was doing it when i was with sum one, i fill you all must of done it in sum time, and i bet you still do.

I just wanna say I'm proud of ya 4 admittin it....like u said theres nothin wrong 4 a man 2 polish the old rocket...

thanks for the reply, i think it is good for you.
i have a girl friend but still do it.
i like my "rocket"

So...how well do u like ur rocket....
R u well gifted...lol...

thanks 4 the reply, i like my "rocket" it likes to go off a lot

MY NAME IS B.
I LIVE IN THE
U.S. AND I DO
IT WHEN I GET
HOME FROM
WORK AND I
DO IT WHEN I
WATCH THE
TELE. AND IT
FEELS GOOD
TOO. I DO IT
TO RELEAVE
THE STRESS
AND THE ANXIETY
FROM MY WORK DAY.
R

Try not to shout too much G it's not good manners.

As for the other, some thoughts;

It's allways to hand,
It never has a headache,
You can't catch anything from it and
it never wants anything afrterwards.

Alji

i wasnt trying to shhout beccayse my ccap key was on
i like i said i like to do it at home when nobody is
around it makes me feel really good all over.

i wasnt trying to shhout beccayse my ccap key was on
i like i said i like to do it at home when nobody is
around it makes me feel really good all over.

i wasnt trying to shhout beccayse my ccap key was on
i like i said i like to do it at home when nobody is
around it makes me feel really good all over.

i wasnt trying to shhout beccayse my ccap key was on
i like i said i like to do it at home when nobody is
around it makes me feel really good all over.

i wasnt trying to shhout beccayse my ccap key was on
i like i said i like to do it at home when nobody is
around it makes me feel really good all over.

we all do it even your grandad is doing it . it helps relieve pressure and also helps you to sleep

Thanks,

the image I now have of my Grandad 'knocking one out' has eliminated any future desire I may have had of beating my own proverbial meat. This isn't such a bad thing as it's about time I grew up and started boning chicks. I will even be able to implement your observation as an effective measure against premature ejaculation.

At what age are we taught that's it's 'dirty' or 'wrong'? Everyone does it, but it's generally considered (for some reason) unnaceptable to talk about it. When do we fall prey to these social prejudices? We sure aren't born with them.

I also masturbate almost daily, My wife and I also masturbate together, which is awesome, but I have started to use a prostate massager and my rocket is so much thicker and harder, not to mention the explosive orgasms. I have actually had an orgasm without cumming, with the prostate massager.

It also is a great source of protein. I too, like to masturbate at home alone, I can have two three orgasms. I once masturbated 8 times in one day when my wife was out of town.

excellentSTAN.

Wow, you must be highly sexed to masturbate upto 8 times in one day!
I could manage 3 at a push

I do it almost every day averagly 2-3 times each time. I always worry about being caught though cos that would be so embarrasing...
How much better do things like prostate massagers make it?