The Way of the Guide
Searching for a religion? Here it is.
The Way of the Guide- The only true religion for the follower of the Guide.
Marvin the Manically Depressed Robot
Prophet on Earth-
Ryan Oot (Ooter)
Josh Phelan (Czar Joshua)
"The Guide" (the collection of the 5 books in the series)
The towel around the waist is our ceremonial robe, and the plastic beer-guzzling helmet is our official headgear.
1) Don't Panic
2) Have a towel available at all times
3) Do not cause harm to, or bother, a disciple
4) Don't assume, it makes an ass out of you and me
6) Don't be gay, unless you are female, then it is acceptable (A male dressed as a female does not count, they are not female!)
This is just the beginning of this mainstream religion. To become a disciple, contact me at: email@example.com . To just join the religion, you can contact me, but it is not necessary. Just read from the Guide and worship the Gods.
Meanwhile keep this in mind: "Hard work pays off later, but laziness pays off now."
And remember, Don't panic.
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