Ooter

The Way of the Guide

Searching for a religion? Here it is.

The Way of the Guide- The only true religion for the follower of the Guide.

Gods-
Arthur Dent
Ford Prefect
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Trillian
Marvin the Manically Depressed Robot

Prophet on Earth-
Douglas Adams

Disciples-
Ryan Oot (Ooter)
Josh Phelan (Czar Joshua)

Holy Book-
"The Guide" (the collection of the 5 books in the series)

Cerimonial clothing-
The towel around the waist is our ceremonial robe, and the plastic beer-guzzling helmet is our official headgear.

Commandments-
1) Don't Panic
2) Have a towel available at all times
3) Do not cause harm to, or bother, a disciple
4) Don't assume, it makes an ass out of you and me
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6) Don't be gay, unless you are female, then it is acceptable (A male dressed as a female does not count, they are not female!)

This is just the beginning of this mainstream religion. To become a disciple, contact me at: ooter15@hotmail.com . To just join the religion, you can contact me, but it is not necessary. Just read from the Guide and worship the Gods.

Meanwhile keep this in mind: "Hard work pays off later, but laziness pays off now."

And remember, Don't panic.