Roasted Amoeba

Aristotle was wrong...

My philosophy in life (well one of them, anyway) can be summed up with three and a half words: fish, cheese and roasted amoebas. (The roasted only counts as half a word, it being of significantly less significance than the other three).

It is from these three things, objects, entities, or whatever you wish to call them, that everything else is derived. Water, for instance, is a very carefully controlled mix of the fish and cheese elements, while amoebas and cheese make up the hair that can be found in most people's nostrils.

It is most important never to underestimate the power of roasted amoebas, cheese and fish. Without them life as we know it would not exist, and rain might stop falling on England. And that, my friends, is unthinkable.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

You can e-mail me using this link.
You used to be able to e-mail my left foot, Percy, until he lost his e-mail address in a freak jousting accident.

You can read here all you never wanted to know about South Marston, but were too bold to ask.

Alternatively, if you're a fan of either Shakespeare or English history (or both), have a look at my article on Richard III. I am hoping to write articles about each of Shakespeare's plays, but I would appreicate any comments and feedback about this one before I progress to the others...

The H2G2 Natural History Museum

You can find me in the H2G2 Natural History Museum run by Amy the Ant.

Since it is more or less a required part of any respectable h2g2 user's page, here's mine...

Everybody else has done it, so I thought to myself, "Why not?" And then I answered myself, "Why not indeed?" And my other self answered, "I don't know." And I answered, "I will then."

Thus I decided to create a links page.