Beeblefish

Beeblefish's Ongoing Attempt to Become a Writer

So apparantly, I'm back. Must do some house-cleaning. Hmmm. Feel free to tour around and read my articles, visit threads etc etc.

My Articles

Edited

These are articles that have gone through the editorial process and have been deemed useful in some etherial way:

• Opening Champagne -- to pop or not to pop ....

• Preventing Sock Loss -- a handy article .. about socks.

• Synchronomancy -- what do all those coincidences mean?

• Surviving on Little Sleep -- a how-to guide.

• Curing Warts -- a painless method.

• Catching Scheduled Transport -- those darn buses.

• Unfocussed Background Noise as an Insomnia Cure -- from white noise to snoring.

Un-Edited

The articles in this section are either too unapologetically esotheric for the Edited Guide or in progress:

• Ten Fun Activities to do in Peterborough, Ontario Canada for Less Than $5 ~or~ How to Have Fun and Still Afford Textbooks -- this one was published in the Trent University Student Calandar

• Oi Mei Restaurant; Toronto, Ontario, Canada -- the scalion pancakes are to die for.

• A396326 Druxy's Restaurant; Queen St. East, Toronto, Ontario, Canada -- a short entry.

• Canadian Money -- Of interest to travelers.

• The India Food House; Peterborough, Ontario, Canada -- I love this place.

• The Only Cafe, Peterborough, Ontario, Canada -- core of the multiverse.

• The Great Little Bread CO., Peterborough, Ontario, Canada -- boffo .. a good one.

• Timothy's World News Cafe; Toronto, Ontario, Canada -- coffee and trivia!

• Apartment Hunting in Toronto, Ontario -- hell on earth.

• The Hunger Site -- a good cause.

• The Stoner's Cookbook: A Guide for the Enhancist -- something I've been working on.

• The Royal Order of Insanity -- neonate Discordians.

• Peterborough, Ontario, Canada -- my home town.

• Synchronicity -- this one's still just research.

• Mövenpick Marché Toronto; Toronto, Ontario, Canada -- again just research.

• A405145 The Night Kitchen, Peterborough, Ontario, Canada -- I should finish writing these.

• The Galaxy Cinemas; Peterborough, Ontario, Canada -- in progress.

See the lower left column for all the Edited articles I have worked on, including ones I have subedited.