evilmoonchild

Introduction.

Hello and indeed greetings to everyone.

This is an introduction to me, myself, Owen. I feel as though I should try and sell myself to you but I am rather tired and would rather finish filling this out and get on with it. Quite what 'it' is, I shall leave to your sordid imaginations.

I am currently a good-for-nothing, penny-pinching, Dangermouse watching student, and as such have lots of free to waste upon this (marvellous) guide.

I have a gilfriend, Wendy, who is a member somewhere on here. She makes me feel squiggly inside, which is very nice.

Hmmm... I think that's about it. No doubt I shall see you later.