bluebearthewriter

Me, apparently...

Right-o, according to the text at the top of the webpage, I am to write of myself.

Where to start.

I was born sometime between Lunch and dinner, although one can never tell due to the boundaries of time being streched ever more everyday. It wasn't a good day, merely one with promise. The promise of a good dinner.

I went on to recieve an award for constructing a large monlith, mainly made of Goodwill, and Creasote...

As you can no doubt tell, I am lying. If you could not tell, disregard that last statement in it's entirity, and arrange an appointment with your GP. If you live in America and no GP is available, Emigrate. Good Luck to all, and ask me for details...