useless hound

I am boots

Hurrah!I have found my way home and can now be found safely back in my kennel U214221. It was quite a scary experience and my greatest thanks to the h2g2 support team who gently led this very dumb animal home.
I think I shall keep this residence as a holiday home in case I get lost again.
Started off as 'old dog' but after losing password (it would seem that many of us suffer from this affliction), decided 'useless hound' was more appropriate. I now have two accounts which proves I am in fact totally useless. I am striving to find my way back to the kennel but alas for the time being methinks I shall have to stay in my summer lodgings for a while.
With no mates to contradict, believe that old, dog and useless are all valid descriptions.
Hound just sounds more impressive.
Take care
Boots. (safely back in nappies and on the four hourly feeds)

Affording the greatest respect to my betters
A girl called Ben U148580
Pinniped U183682
Hypatia (the beautiful soul) U200042
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese U132240
Amy the Ant U135642
Shazz U48304
the post team U54963

Oh and Jodan U201497 but you don't deserve it wolf.


Special thanks to Waz U123301 for making me re-write 16,000
words! Thanks Waz!
A short cut to smilies A155909


PS Suspect I will never get the hang of smilies or guide whatever... so can't make this page look pretty. The 'my friends' link is where I put researchers I have read and found interesting or people I have spoken to...This is not a presumption of 'friendship' but rather a navigational tool for the computer challenged.
Boots.

My doggy (or should that be dodgy?) archives A986718

Now have to work on new maths problem, but that will take some time.