The Bartender

Me

Okay...Im a computer idiot. I cant spell worth a hoot...I typically use very foul language in bars and in casual conversation wiht my friends here in hicksville. I am not originally from hicksville..and that is usually the main reason for my frequent use of the foul language I mentioned earlier. To tell you how much I dislike computers ...well...I wont. You probably like them and I dont want to isolate anyone...Im new. To tell you how bad I am at "them" is that this will proably still be on here forever cuz I wont be able to erase it. My computer is in the laundry room ..so I am surronded by towels...all clean...and Im still not comfortable . I smoke . I drink. This yellow bubble square keeps popping up saying "contents of my guide entry" I hope this is my Intoduction....but I dont really know.Im gonna stop now and see if this worked...If it did..then HI.