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Long, long ago, in the old Wild West, a newcomer to the west, (by that we usually mean the most western and south-western states of the Union closest to the Pacific Ocean, and also known as the Wild, Wild West), and who, ( I am still speaking of the newcomer, so listen up!), was more often than not the sort of chap who would try to 'get up into the saddle' from the wrong side of the horse, forget to check the length of the stirrups - which would usually be too short, and then his knees would probably hit his chin

Add to this that he would likely want to know the names of all the cows, being used to seeing pictures of 'gentle Bessie' and ol' Daisy-bell. Oh, and all sorts of things he didn't know, and would probably be a long time in learning

Well, folks, the writer of this entry is a newcomer to this here Guide, (sure is a wonderful 'land'!), and, like the newcomer to the WWW, (not the World Wide Web - I'm still talkin' about the Wild Wild West), I surely don't know much and may be a mighty long time learning.

So, I have just described Greenhorns --- me, and the other feller!

So long for now, pardners!

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