Clarke The Cynic -Keeper of all things darned (socks/souls).

Forced Minimalism

Ah. Welcome. Come in, sit down. Sorry there's nothing of substance to rest against, but all my chairs have been moderated. I'd pour you a drink, but the glasses have mysteriously turned into these strange asterisks.

I must also ask you to not think, at all, while in this space. Any excercise of thought that is unacceptable to the omnipotent THEY will be swiftly purged, and I wouldn't want any of that to rub off on MY home, would I? No.

Personally, I choose to accept the new rules and conditions, life is just so much easier when you have people to think for you. I'm so GLAD I've been deprived of those burdensome, annoying things styled "Personal Opinions." Why should I go to the trouble of first thinking, then researching, to form "Personal Opinions" when the wonderful, indispensable staff here will do it for me?

Oops. Looks like you've been edited. This happens to all my guests. I'm so happy THEY protect me from you, since you dare to threaten my fluffy, floating existence with your horrible thoughts.

I'm just one of those plain old Folkz. Nothing special here. Just a couple plain, old Folkz.